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Juicy

Artificial amateurs aren't at all amazing, Analytically, I assault, animate things...

About Me



Hey you.....Yes YOU, over there on the computer. You're kinda neat. Wanna be my friend? You can be my special friend - you know the kind that I never introduce to my "real time" friends. And in the off chance you do meet them, well then we can lie and say that we met backpacking through Central Park, because God forbid anyone in my "real time" life know I met you on the "GASP" internet! I mean how did people find sex before there was the internet?

My Interests

Aimless Roaming, Drawings, Notes, Making fun of exes, Burritos, Boys, Bongs, MASSAGES, Kicks, Hazel Eyes, Clay Fighter 2, Hexes, Swearing in Chinese, Hating, Sharpies, Freelance Psychology, Hoodies, Beer Bellies, Jungle, The Harlem Shuffle, Drunken Beatboxing, Curry Fingers, Couch Surfing, Singing instead of Talking, Fake Accents, BIG FAT BLUNTS, Colors, Trivia, Board Games, Found Art, Matress Olympics, Napping, Day Dreaming, Tall Men, Makin' Stuff, The Maples, Talking Shit, Mixed Ethnicities, Bad Movies, Coconuts, Marulas and Mangoes, Pig Latin, Finger Painting, Folding Paper, Windmills, Twins, 1989, Dancing in Supermarkets, Elevator Shenanigans, Ruckus, Healing Crystals, Superstitions, MASSAGES, Hot Tamales, Pointless Roadtrips, Airports, Hasty Decisions, HOTEL CARTER, Rooftop Parties, Procrastination, Giving people the benefit of the doubt, Clothing deconstruction, Dirty Poems, Shit Disruption, Being Mysterious, Parks - especially the swings, Llamas, Sketchy Sketching, Kickin' it Old Skool, Travel, Alter Egos, Stretching in Public, Toothbrushes, Pee Wee Herman, Chef-ing it up, Acting like a fool, Making People Laugh, Conspiracy Theories, Empire Building, Rampage, Boys on boards, Cows, Zack Morris, Week-long Benders, Terrible Dancers, People who don't give a fuck, Amnesia, Ninja Styles, People Watching, Bangin', Dirty Text Messages, Smokers, Jokers, Midnight Tokers, Mullets, 80's Bangs, Surveys, Being Ghetto-fab, Guys who aren't afraid of me, HOT DOGS, Acid Wash, Tape Cassettes, Gettin' my Jollies, Making Faces, Making Out, 3rd Base, Big Turk, Being Messy, Taking over the world....

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Wu, B.I.G, De La Soul, Tribe, Brand Nubians, Brand New Heavies, Pharcyde, The D.O.C, Luniz, NWA, Public Enemy, Mobb Deep, Digital Underground, Funkdoobiest, Warren G, Paperboy, Grandmaster Flash, Cypress Hill, Fat Boys, Run DMC, Beasties, Aceyalone, Tongue Twista,Madlib, Slick Rick, Eric B & Rakim, Pete Rock, C.L Smooth, Supercat, Digable Planets, Roxanne Shante, Lil' Kim, Latifah, Foxy, Viktor Vaughan, Trina, Grave Diggaz, Snoop Doggy Dogg, L.L Cool J, Prince, MJ, The Police, The Supremes, Temptations, Sly and The Family Stone, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Barry White,Onyx, MF Doom, Rick James, Alchemist, Team of Captains, Blues Underdog, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Nas, Mos Def, Talib Kweli,Gnarls Barkley, Slum Village, Frank n Dank, Lil' Jaz, Back n Forth,Common, Dilated Peoples, Danius

Movies:

Better off Dead, The Princess Bride, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Encino Man, Disorderlies, Memento, City of God, Transylvania 6-500, Clue, Fast Times at Ridgemount High, Say Anything, Flashdance, One Crazy Summer, Porky's, Meatballs 1, 2 but not 3, Adventures in Babysitting, Labrynth, Sin City, Batman, Jackie Brown, Very Bad Things, Grosse Point Blank, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Anchorman, Zoolander, Uncle Buck, Trains Planes and Automobiles, Howard The Duck, Donnie Darko, Saved, Mean Girls, Carrie, The Shining, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, The Wiz, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, L.A Story, What About Bob, Shaolin Soccer, Bladerunner, Kung-Fu Hustle, Baseketball, Orgazmo, Office Space, Girls will be Girls, CB4, Dead Presidents, Brown Sugar, If Looks Could Kill, Goonies, Yes men, Alfie,The Aristocrats, Hustle & Flow, Tapeheads, The Upside of Anger, Bubba Ho-Tep.. BEER MONEY!! Deuce Bigelow European Gigolo, Dirty Love, United States of Leeland, Grandma's Boy, Thumbsucker, Shopgirl, Prime

Television:

Veronica Mars, Hilarious House of Frightenstein, CSI, Family Guy, In Living Color, Get a Life, Popular, My So Called Life, City Confidential, Undeclared, Oblivious, Home Movies, Robot Chicken, Dexter

Books:

The Alchemist, The Celestine Prophecy, Cry to Heaven, Choose Your Own Adventure, The Last Don, Body Farm, Ramses The Dead, Remember Me, Bomb The Suburbs, Pandora, The Fourth K

Heroes:

Leisure Suit Larry, Peter Gibbons, Chris Peterson, Rob Fowler,Domo-Kun, Leeland P. Fitzgerald

My Blog

New Yawk New Yawk Big City of Dreams...

Okay so I'm drunk and sitting in my hotel basically recreating scenes from risky business while cranking Wu - guy it is soooo Wu Tang Wednesday!  WTF. The Americans hate me - I'm pretty sure.&nbs...
Posted by Juicy on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:54:00 PST

Bored Ranting

Well it's Friday - and this being my very last Friday in Hell I figured why not fuck the dog, and what better way to do that than with a MySpace Blog.  Wheee.  In efforts to further complic...
Posted by Juicy on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:33:00 PST

There’s no tears in media

So I finally beagn the disassemblement of my desk today.  Gone is my fortress of lollipops, my wall of deprated coworkers, my sexual aids, perverted posters, pictures, various travel souvenirs an...
Posted by Juicy on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:44:00 PST

Can you teach an old dog new tricks

So yeah, it's been a while I guess.  Not by any deliberate choice I suppose, just been busy living life and such.  I mean it's been almost three months perhaps since I last wrote something h...
Posted by Juicy on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:03:00 PST

Dear Men.....

Dear Men, Please do me and your testicles a favor and refrain from wearing "Skinny" jeans.  It just looks painfully ridonculous and quite frankly I've recently been having nightmares of engorged...
Posted by Juicy on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:16:00 PST

Day Three -

Welcome to Day Three. If you've been reading along you now know that Day, no scratch that night number three was more like something out of my wild and crazy early twenties.  Oh c'mon don't ...
Posted by Juicy on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:24:00 PST

Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah - Day Two, The Dream Come True

So after a rather strenuous day of travel and poor food choices, we awoke to a beautiful view of the Embarcardero district through our double sliding glass doors.  It was about 7AM SFO time (10 A...
Posted by Juicy on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

Rah Rah Sis BooM Bah - Day One, The Journey

So um, like hi there MySpace folks - I'll bet you're feeling a wee bit ignored by me these days.  I'm sorry.  I wish I could say I had a good excuse, but aside from a five day vacation (whic...
Posted by Juicy on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:21:00 PST

Isn't it a pity....

That when you are completely done with someone, like as in had enough and wish they would just spontaneously combust and would rather stab yourself in the cornea with a rusty old collector spoon form ...
Posted by Juicy on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST

(Wo)man down

Alright I must confess I've been bad. Really really bad. Well okay maybe not Really Really Bad as in ripping the tags off matresses bad, or exposing myself to schoolyard children bad, but more like ...
Posted by Juicy on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST