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Di

After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me? Do I need to write you a note?

About Me

I'm awesome. ---------------------------------------------------Blatant gift-whorage:----------------------------------------------A couple of my favorite websites that I figured out how to link to:--------------------------------------------------------- -I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Wouldn't it just be easier to say what I don't like (shredded lettuce and phone books)? OK, partial list of things I like in no particular order: Meteorology, studying disasters (as opposed to causing them), maps, Dallas Cowboys, Stars, Mavericks, sometimes even the Rangers (Texas, not NY), Texas history and culture (because we love us), local music that does not suck, defending unscripted television and analyzing it until everyone falls asleep, analyzing scripted television until everyone falls asleep again while actually already sleeping, working on my satire and general backhanded compliments, palindromes, the letter Z, writing in my silly blog, trying to figure out why anyone in their right mind would read it in the first place, and changing the station on my radio because I like pretending to be a music snob.

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Fischer, Benjamin Franklin, Avery Johnson, Mark Cuban, Tony Romo (mmmm... new boyfriend...) and anyone who does not suck. And Jack Bauer, as long as he leaves the towels & cigar-cutters at home... I hear he's handy if you need a nuclear bomb defused but not so much if you NEED MORE TIME!!1!

Music:

Bowling for Soup, Mingo Fishtrap, Earth Wind and Fire, Pat Freakin Benatar, Cake, LeeAnn Rimes, Weezer, Queen, Sting, TMBG, Foo Fighters, Blood Sweat and Tears, Prince, Eagles, Martina McBride, Barenaked Ladies, Def Leppard, Boston, Bon Jovi, The Killers, and 80's George Michael, Madonna, Paula Abdul, and Michael Jackson. And JOURNEY!!1! Always in all caps... always with at least one exclamation point...

Movies:

Princess Bride, Clueless, Back to the Future, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clue, Three Amigos, Strictly Ballroom, and of course the classic Monty Python and the Holy Grail.... I watch a movie about once every 3 years.

Television:

24, The Amazing Race, Lost, Survivor, The Office, Scrubs, Veronica Mars, (sigh) Gilmore Girls, American Idol, The 4400, How I Met Your Mother, Studio 60, Heroes... and any Cowboys or Mavs game I can get my eyeballs on.

Books:

My Goode's atlas, anything by Douglas Adams, nerdy books about disasters, Princess Bride, Agatha Christie, books about little known facts and how things work. I also read Time and Glamour because there are just too many hours in the day.

Heroes:

The 'Rents, Gabi, Pat Benatar, Chloe from 24, Pam from The Office, and Miss Alli from TelevisionWithoutPity.com.

My Blog

LOST

Lost was incredible last night, was it not?  I mean.... Sawyer comin out of that ocean with no shirt on dear lord I almost fell off my chair.  If anyone has a screen shot of that or even bet...
Posted by Di on Fri, 30 May 2008 03:30:00 PST

Guess what I saw today!

You guys know what a weather nerd I am, right?  Right.  So today, we had some wacky weather come through.  It kept getting dark, light, dark, light, rain, calm, wind, calm... all day.&n...
Posted by Di on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:49:00 PST

My stupid 2 hour shopping trip

All I wanted was a clock.  The clock I bought for my bathroom like, 15 years ago finally died and I need a replacement badly because, well, if I lose track of time anywhere.... it’s in ther...
Posted by Di on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:09:00 PST

Why you shouldnt vote for Hillary

Scene:  My daughter and I are in a small restaurant.  We can see a big screen TV in the other room with CNN on.  They are covering the Democratic debates with "Hillary vs. Obama" really...
Posted by Di on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:52:00 PST

Four

First this:Then this:'And then of course, everyone remembers this:And to top it off, there was this:Four.  Four big fat heartbreakers in a row.  All I can think to do now is hope that the M...
Posted by Di on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:15:00 PST

Leave Jessica Alone!

Seriously, dudes.  I know Jessica Simpson can be annoying.  And I know that a lot of us wanted to tear our eyes out when we saw that powder-blue and pink jersey.  But come on.  She...
Posted by Di on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:22:00 PST

Kia Commercial

You know the one, where they're playing "Maniac" by Michael Sembello?  Where the car salesman goes all Flashdance on everyone?  It's pretty funny.  And I dig that.  But his first m...
Posted by Di on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:21:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph...
Posted by Di on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:16:00 PST

Fighter jets & football. Im 8.

Last weekend... was awesome.  It was supposed to be spent doing home improvement stuff with my Dad until he called and said there would be an air show at Shepard AFB.  I was sort of hesitant...
Posted by Di on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:59:00 PST

Ten things I learned from last nights Cowboys game

1.  I can, indeed, recover from 27 consecutive heart attacks.2.  When you jump real high because you think you just tied the game with just seconds to go, and then realize that not so much.....
Posted by Di on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:34:00 PST