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Davedirt

We fell in love in the key of C/We walked along down by the sea/ You followed me down the neck to D

About Me

Does anyone truly know who they are? Does anybody really know what time it is? What color does a battleship weigh, true or false? (that one's really good for the stoners!)

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My Interests

Bands, former and present: Shameless (very first band- all blue-collar covers), Free Dirt (drunk rawk), Rocket Park(poppy rawk, a la OK Go). I played bass for all those guys, as well as a short stint with the Highway Matrons (featuring the lovely and talented Fred Friction). Drum gigs included Earl (more drunk rawk- what can I say? I love it!) and Trailer Park Travoltas (contrary to what the name sounds like, not necessarily drunk rawk, more like a Mellencamp kinda groove). I switched instruments again, and am now playing for the Ransom Note, which is kinda mellow-soul. The guys in the band describe it as "Al Green meets Steely Dan". I'm also putting together a demo to try to get some touring work through a friend of mine who knows some people. Word.

I'd like to meet:

1.David Gilmour, or any of Pink Floyd 2. Any person who can hook me up with a) a killer job playing music professionally, b)some way I can just make money sitting on my ass, or c) Alyssa Milano. d) Maggie Gyllenhaal. Also, this guy:

Music:

Man, you name it I'll listen to it. Anything from Mussorgsky to Metallica (pre-1990, only- after that they turned into tools). Some of my favorites are Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Wilco, Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, Maxwell, Erykah Badu, Living Things, Jeff Buckley, Dixie Chicks, Kenny Chesney, Tegan and Sara, Replacements, man I could go on and on. The stuff I really *don't* like is the majority of the stuff on commercial radio now(and for the last several years). It's just boring- every band sounds the same, plays the same songs, etc. I can't even listen to radio for more than a couple of minutes without being bored stupid! Clear Channel has killed the industry! Thank God for KDHX 88.1 in St. Louis (kdhx.org) for keeping me and countless others sane! On the opposite end of the spectrum, I'm also a huge sucker for 80s music. Yes, I know a majority of it was horribly produced ( and just horrible), but dammit, that's when I grew up! So there!

Movies:

Back To The Future (all of 'em), Airplane!, Fletch, any John Hughes movies (Ferris, Weird Science, etc.), any dorky 80s flicks, like Revenge of the Nerds, Mel Brooks stuff, The Wall, A Clockwork Orange, Natural Born Killers, Usual Suspects, Caddyshack, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, many, many more.

Television:

SIMPSONS! (the best show in the history of television! Check this real-life intro out!) .. width="425" height="350" ..Family Guy(although lately it seems like it's trying too hard), Law and Order, and other cop shows like CSI ( although I truly believe that David Caruso is the WORST actor of all time. Yes, even worse than Steven Seagal!). I love the old classics, too (well, old to my generation); Cheers, Night Court, Cosby, Miami Vice, etc. I'm liking The Office and My Name Is Earl, too; I just don't get to see them much. Oh, and I'm always a sucker for Scooby Doo. I just found this parody "Night of the Living Doo" from Adult Swim. Friggin' hilarious, man!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

What are these "books" you speak of? J/K- Mostly biographies and autobiographies. I recently finished the Miles Davis auto, as well as the Aerosmith and David Lee Roth one. Also "700 Sundays" from Billy Crystal, which was pretty good.

Heroes:

Save the Cheerleader, Kill the Kittens

My Blog

I've just one thing to say...

...and that is AAAAAAAAAAUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, please come again....
Posted by Davedirt on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:52:00 PST

Phishing?!?

Has anyone else had trouble with their account being "Phished" (man, I hate that word!)?  I've had to change my damn password 6 or 7 times since yesterday!  What the hell is going on? 
Posted by Davedirt on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

Net Radio Update

Well, I just ran across another article from a little while ago.  They've actually pushed the date back to July 15,2007, so that gives us 2 more months to try to get something done.  I know ...
Posted by Davedirt on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:01:00 PST

Help Save Internet Radio!

So those rich bastards at the RIAA are at it again- they're shutting down all internet radio, such as Pandora, or any Yahoo stations, etc. as of May 15th, 2007. Here is an article about it:  Radi...
Posted by Davedirt on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:59:00 PST

Me 'n' The Piano Man

I had the best day yesterday!  A good friend of mine,Joe,  invited me on a "field trip" of sorts- to kind of see what happened at his job.  I've been interested in his line of work for ...
Posted by Davedirt on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

I'll take "No Farking Clue" for $1000, Alex

Okay, so I just got home from a job interview.  The gal asked me,"Where do you see yourself in 5 or 10 years?"   I had absolutely no answer.  I mean, I know where I'd like to be - ...
Posted by Davedirt on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:31:00 PST

Stupid Noah!

I don't like that guy.  Why the hell couldn't Ohio State make any three-pointers? Stupid Noah. Your dad looks like Milli.  Or Vanilli.  One of the two. But I guess your mom's kinda h...
Posted by Davedirt on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

REO Blows!

I completely attribute the season opener loss by the Cardinals to the (Blecchh!) Mets to the massive suckitude that is REO farking Speedwagon.  We had a great thing going, with all of the hall of...
Posted by Davedirt on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:04:00 PST

Bassetbawl Jooooonnes, I gotta Bassetbawl Jooooonnes...

Yeah, so I was just really in the mood for some basketball, I looked at TVGuide.com, and lo and behold, the Big 12 tournament is on channel 46! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy! I just missed seeing Oklahoma b...
Posted by Davedirt on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:06:00 PST

The best we could come up with was "Test Dirt - Do Not Wash"

We used to write that on dirt/dust covered windshields way back in the day.  This guy took it to a level that not many people at all could do: http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_8486.aspx Wow....
Posted by Davedirt on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST