I am all full of vim and vigor, sass and fras. In school, pre-Law with a minor in Biology. I have an incredibly dry sense of humor, which you will either find uproariously funny or not at all. I am a reformed liar. Reformed, not because I got cooler (which is mostly why I lied, to get you to think I was cool) but because I got comfortable being the geeky physical contradiction that I am. I enjoy looking up schoolmates just to see what they are doing, i.e. who is bald/fat/rich/appearing on Maury soon. I have a nasty habit of falling for the gimmick that buying that one thing will make my life complete. This one fellow likes to say, 'love people, like things,' if only I could get it into practice. I talk to G*d everyday, but not usually in public and rarely in vain. I can easily talk about my cats for an hour straight without taking a breath. I like how some words feel in my mouth, like 'chalupa' or 'gordita' or any other gimicky I have been called a flirt more times then I have ever separated my recycling. I am trying to learn how to be a good friend. I am a staunch Democrat. I think the United States is the best fucking country to be born and raised in, however I am embarrassed by our global interactions and inaction.
... my life is science.
