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About Me

Gotta have fun!!!! Jokes, Wit and Sarcasm are just natural things in life. We have got to have a good time, this is what I am all about, a great sense of humor partying and dancing. I'm in Germany. I'm from Ohio but I live and work in Germany. If I told you where I work - I'll have to kill you!!! [Sorry, but that's one of the hazards of the job] I love Europe and I travel ALOT on the train, Thank God for the Bahn Card FIRST and the 1st class section in the ICE [Always] You may ask what I consider fun? Good question!! House Music, Dancing, International Travel, Photography and chillin' with my friends. Please mail me with any other questions. I do like to travel alot so I can come to your location if you wish. Understand that if you do hang around long enough you will have to take a clowning [I got JOKES!!!!!].________________________________________________ _____________________________________ PR Message [** For those who require it **]
Now, Exclusive!
Reach deeper into the world of Christopher with NEW exclusive photos of Christopher in action. These photos have been released to us by Christopher that we may get a glimpse into his life. Speaking with Christopher's PR manager, CM, we found out some very interesting things, "Christopher normally doesn't post photos due to his busy schedule and wishes to be available to only those in his inner circle. We've decided to release these exclusive photos to let others know more about the world and magic of Christopher."
Well this is definitely shocking just due to the fact we hear so much about him and wish to know more but we've seen/ heard only limited information about what he does. "Well, after carefully selecting only choice photos of Christopher we've decided we have a mix varied enough to suit a wide range of Christopher's audience that they may feel a little closer to him and also learn a little more." "Those who are new to the world of Christopher can take a look and get a feel for the excitement and magic of Christopher."
As you can see, the photos touch only a little bit into Christopher's life. "Well, we [I mean Christopher] didn't want to release any of the "So you want to be a star, intimate moments shots" or "Party 'til we have to call the ambulance -oh sh!t does someone have a cell phone??!?!" Due to the graphic content of the photos. So, we just settled on a good basic party mix for all to see.
For a nominal fee Christopher can also be rented out for parties, charity events and anything else that may require his presence. He does like to travel alot so he can come to your location if you wish. Christopher will also test drive your high-line vehicle, sail your boat or fly your airplane for 10% more than his normal rates.
So feel free to surf Christopher's website and enjoy these photos.
Thank You. End PR message.
---------Note: NO SARCASM was used in my "About Me" section of my website here. [-Except the airplane flying fees, it's really 15% of my normal fees]
____________________________________________________________ _________________________ **IMPORTANT INFORMATION SECTION**
-------*If you are responding to one of my messages -OR- If you are responding to any of my questions I sent you/ friends request, I mean no harm [I'll only bite when instructed]. I may have seen your picture on Myspace or on someone else's page and looked at it for some reason [I don't browse or search for anyone -unless I was searching for YOU!]. -OR- I may have found your avatar cool -OR- Your profile may have been set to "private" -OR- I may be a big fan of yours -OR- I may have found your website unique and you seemed somewhat charming -OR- I thought you were cool for some reason, maybe I found you interesting/ attractive in style/ humor/ attitude -OR- I just needed to clarify some things on your janky [sorry]-@ss profile [please fix your sh!t] -OR- I could be dead wrong about you being interesting, attractive, humorous, etc. when I clicked on your profile -sh!t happens too!
-------*If you ARE NOT interesting, attractive, humorous, etc. please send me a detailed essay [Approx 2000 words, single spaced] as to WHY you ARE NOT interesting, attractive, humorous, etc. and what you plan on doing to change that! Then please DO NOT accept my friends request until you have fixed all issues that have to be addressed. Thank you.

-------*BEFORE you send me a "Do I know you?" -OR- "Why did you add me" email, PLEASE read the section above, if this is too difficult, please change the subject line of your email to me
FROM:
"Do I know you?/ Why did you add me?"
TO:
"Why am I on Myspace?"
-OR- "I really don't understand how the internet works."
-OR- "I joined Myspace and I really don't know anybody here, why did I do this?"
-OR- "I seem to do alot of things in my life and I don't understand why."
-OR- "I seem to have joined Myspace, a place where I can meet people and I don't understand why somebody would send me a message/ friends request."
-OR- "The microchip they implanted in me vibrates/ rattles something fierce when I type, so I cannot accept your friends request."
-OR- "I took my double-strength double dumb-@ss pills, I need you to verify if they are working."
-OR- "I have body odor, you might smell me through the internet."
-OR- "I'm going to read through all of this and send you an email anyway, do you think I'm a j@ck@ss?"
-OR- "Me know reed gud." [Then do your cro-magnon/ homo-erectus/ cave-man scratch you do.]
-OR- "I suffer from blackouts/ memory loss/ vegetative state/ delusions/ stupor [including drug and non- drug induced, voluntary and non-voluntary]/ coma/ amnesia/ taking [or failing to take] medication[s]/ long periods of unconsciousness/ general stupidity/ sleepwalking [including sleep computer usage], is it me who really signed up for Myspace?".

-------*AFTER you have given your email the appropriate/ applicable subject line heading, I'll be more than happy to explain what it is you are doing and why.

-------*If you did not find what you were looking for here, please email me. I'm pretty sure we have some in the back stockroom, or we can get some on order.
------*If you offended in anyway by my website, PLEASE contact me BEFORE you tell my mother. I'll fix it. [She would be very angry -seriously, tell me]
-----*If this website is confusing to you, please email me and I will explain it AND how the internet works to you.
____________________________________________________________ _________________________ ** NEW!!! ** F.A.Q. Frequently Asked Questions! **
Due to overwhelming demand I have added an informative F.A.Q. section to my website.
Q. Who are you?
A. Please read my profile.
Q. Really, who are you?
A. Please read my profile.
Q. Do I know you?
A. Yeah, just call me up to confirm, my phone should be on.
[Just let it ring a couple of times first]
Q. Do we have anything in common?
A. Yes! We use the internet.
Q. Why are you on Myspace?
A. It's more convenient than coming to your house.
Q. Could you shoot a man in the back?
A. Depends on which way he is facing.
**I hope you found this F.A.Q. section exciting, entertaining and informative, somehow leaving you with a feeling of bliss almost approaching at state of Zen while clearing up any pertinent questions about me you may have. Thank You.
____________________________________________________________ _________________________ **Legal Disclaimer Section**
WE MAKE NO WARRANTY. Christopher provides this information "as-is," "with all faults" and "as available." Christopher gives no express warranties, guarantees or conditions.To the extent permitted by law, Christopher excludes the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, workmanlike effort and non-infringement.
This means: If you find any spelling mistakes, you can keep them.

My Interests

I enjoy:
Soulful/Vocal/Disco House Music, Night-life, Clubbing, Wit, sarcasm and jokes, High-Line automobiles, Lounging, Jacuzzi/Hot tub soaking, Traveling, Popin' tops with half-naked chicks, Train travel, Dancing, Tiki Bar lounging, Catching rays on the beach, Photography, Anything to do with Supermodels, Computing/Networking, Things that involve a luxury lifestyle.

-Please come back to my website as I learn more about myself.

I'd like to meet:

Friends, People with a great sense of humor who can understand wit and sarcasm, people who have jokes and other funny MF's. House music lovers- Those who can go to the club and dance all night, International travelers and other interesting people including Supermodels. As you can see, this website is Supermodel friendly. If you are boring that's fine too, as you can see this website is also boring. ----My only fear is there may be a pattern developing.

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You Are 17 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.

It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.

At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.What Temperment Are You?
You Belong in Amsterdam
A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city). What European City Do You Belong In?
You Are 7: The Enthusiast
You are outgoing and playful - always seeing the happy side to life.

You're enthusiastic and excitable. You love anything new.

Multi-talented, you do many things well... and find success easy.

You prefer to keep things light with others. Opening up is hard for you. What Number Are You?
You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.

Your fortune:

Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. What Tarot Card Are You?
You have been marked on my profile map!

Music:

It's ALL about the HOUSE MUSIC 120-130BPM Deep, Vocal, Jazzy and Soulful: Piano, Diva and Bassline!

Tony Humphries, Frankie Knuckles, CJ Mackintosh, Danny Rampling, Bobby & Steve, Miguel Migs, Maurice Joshua, Jon Cutler, West End Records, Tortured Soul, Mark Grant, Ben Watt, Hardsoul, Richard Earnshaw, Rasmus Faber, Ultra Nate, Louie Vega, Ralf Gum, S.U.M.O, Jamiroquai, Mood II Swing, Kim English, Black Science Orchestra, CityDeep Music, AtJazz, Anane, East West Connection, Shakatak, Glenn Underground, Mr. Fingers, Danny Krivit, Franck Roger, Miguel Migs, St. Germain, Dennis Ferrer, Lisa Shaw, Jamie Lewis, Purple Music, DJ Chus, Masters At Work [MAW], Stereo Sushi, Dimitri From Paris, Joe Claussell, Copyright, Martin Solveig, Kaskade, Reel People, Barbara Tucker, Adeva, Matty Heilbron, Todd Terry, Andy Caldwell, Sandy Rivera, Naked Music, Dennis Ferrer, Roger Sanchez, Rasmus Faber, Axwell, Soul Central, Hotel Costes, Ricanstruction, ATFC, Roy Ayers, Basement Jaxx, Eddie Amador, Byron Stingly, Bob Sinclar, Blue Six, Bizarre inc, Phats and Smalls, Derrick Carter, Audiowhores, Lisa Millet, Defected ITH, DJ Spen, Inner City, Mondo Grosso, Ron Carroll, Mr V, Bargrooves, MFSB, Larry Levan, Boney M, David Harness, Marshall Jefferson, Hed Kandi, Grant Nelson, K Klass, Massive Attack, Kim English, Mousse T, Kevin Saunderson, Karizma, Chuck Love, Ron Trent, Lazy Dog, Timmy Regisford, Sound of Blackness, Culture Beat, David Harness, Chic, Louie Vega, Seamus Haji, Gossip Records, Joey Negro, Nervous Music, Chilifunk, Dawn Tallman, Jay-J, Bah Samba, Shawn Christopher, Tiefschwarz, Urban Blues Project, Cassius, Graeme Park, Allister Whitehead, Ten City, Blaze, Byron Stingily, Cerrone, Soul Avengerz, Kerri Chandler, Nicholas Matar, Knee Deep, C&C Music Factory, Frankie Feliciano, Old School R&B; Marvin Gaye, Ashford & Simpson, Cheryl Lynn, Curtis Mayfield, Al Green, Isley Brothers, Donna Summer, Patrice Rushen, Michael Jackson, Hip- Hop, R&B, Soul, Whitney Houston, Cherelle, Chuckii Booker Rock; Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nickelback, Buck Cherry, Good Charlotte, Maroon 5, U2, Drowning Pool, Korn, Jane's Addiction, The Cult, L, RHCP, Linkin Park, Classic Rock; Journey, Yes, Rush, Bob Seger, STYX, Pink Floyd, Saga, Led Zep. I love House music, but I still listen to alittle bit of everything also...
Tell Everyone About Yourself
Time started:: Now
Basic About you:
Name:: Christopher
Gender:: Male
Height:: The right size
Eye color:: Brown
Hair Color:: Brown [when available]
Age:: See my header
Birthday:: November
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: Right
Piercings:: None
Tatoos:: None [the cinnamon color is custom, don't wanna ruin it]
Zodiac Sign:: Scorpio
Ring Size:: Dunno
Grade:: A+
More about you:
Are you named after anyone?: Other people named Christopher
Do you live in the moment?: Yes, currently
Do you consider yourself tolerent to others?: Yes
Do you have any secrets?: I can't tell you
Do you hate yourself?: No
Do you like your handwriting?: Only when I can read it
Do you have any bad habits?: Handwriting
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Yes
Any regrets?: No
Do you think life has been good so far?: Excellent, I made it this far
Are you confident?: Yes
How long does it take you to shower?: Until I am clean
What color is your room?: White
Where do you want to attend college?: In the classroom
Do you...?
Smoke?: No
Do drugs?: No
Drink?: No
Go to church?: No
Sleep with stuffed animals?: Only on request
Take walks in the rain?: With an umbrella or raincoat
Talk to people even if you hate them?: Business or pleasure
Drive?: Fast
Believe in premarital sex?: YES!!! [Don't tell my mother!]
Want to get married?: No
Want to go to college?: Yes
Want to have children?: No
Sing in the shower?: No
Get along with you parents?: Yes
Get along with your sibling/s?: Yes
Color/highlight your hair?: Look at my picture
Like coffee?: No
Wear makeup everytime you go out?: C'mon now
Love roller coasters?: Yes
Like to cook?: Food
Have you ever...?
Hurt yourself? : Yes
Been out of the country?: Which country?
Been in love?: Yes
Done drugs?: Yes
Gone skinny dipping?: Yes
Had surgery?: Yes
Played strip poker?: No
Been on stage?: Yes, I'm always on stage
Pulled an all nighter?: Yes
Gone one day without food?: Yes
Slept all day?: Yes
Kissed a stranger?: Yes
Had a dream that came true?: Yes
Broken the law?: Yes, and I didn't get caught
Stolen anything?: See the part about secrets
Been on radio/tv?: Yes
Been in a mosh-pit?: No
Bungee jumped?: No
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes
Gone out of state?: Yes, out of denial
Live in other states?: Yes, confusion and it's nice here
Eaten an entire box of oreos?: Yes
Had a movie marathon?: Yes, Chariot of Fire and other Marathon movies
Spun until you were immensely dizzy?: No
Been on a plane?: Yes, on and above the ground
Ran into a wall?: No
Been rejected by a crush?: Yes
Cried in public?: Yes
Cried over a movie?: Yes, then they gave it to me at a discount afterwards
Pranked called someone?: Yes
Gotten a cavity?: Yes
Shopped at Abercrombie and Fitch?: No, but I am willing to learn
Broken a bone?: Yes
Fallen from a tree?: No
Passed out?: I don't remember
Been to a theme park?: Yes
Eaten sushi?: RAW?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King:: McDoanald's
Chocolate or Vanilla:: Both, together, mixed.
Black or White:: Black
Burgers or Hot dogs:: Whatever is being served, preferably free
Boxers or breifs:: Boxers
Book or magazine:: Whatever has the most pictures
TV or radio:: Internet
is the glass half empty or half full:: Full, or send that sh!t back
sun or moon:: Depends on what time of day/night
hot or cold:: Both
romantic comedy or thriller:: Comedy
waffles or pans:: French Toast
Florida or california:: Ohio -"The State of Denial"
Black and white or color photos:: B/W
The city, the beach, OR the country:: The beach during the day, the city at night
Tennis shoes or sandals:: LL Bean hikers
Sweet or sour:: Sweet
Private or publie school:: Public school in private
Cappuccino or coffee:: Hot Chocolate
English or history:: English history
Science or math:: Math
Do you believe ...?
in miracles?: Yes
in magic?: Yeah, 'cause I had some sh!t disappear and never found it
in God?: Yes
in Satan?: No
in ghosts?: No
in luck?: Yes, that sh!t that was missing, I found again.
in love at first sight?: Yes, I love you
in Santa?: No
in the Easter Bunny?: Yes
in witches?: No
that it's possible to remain faithful forever?: Yes, True to the game forever
in wishing on shooting stars?: No
that cussing is a necessity in life?: No! [that sh!t was in case my mother was reading this]
yourself?: Yes
Love and all that -
Do you consider love a mistake?: If you don't learn from it
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you how would you: What?
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?: Depends
What is worst about the opposite sex?: N/A, not for this survey
Who and when was your first crush?: Anna-Marie, age 5
First thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Eyes
Right this moment...
What are you wearing?: Clothing
What are you worried about?: Stains
What book are you reading?: I'm reading the screen
What time is it?: Now, this could change depending on your time zone
Are you bored?: No
Are you tired?: No
Are you talking to anyone online or on the phone?: No, but I know how to
Are you lonely or content?: Content
Are you listening to music, if so then what?: Jazzy, Soulful House music
The Last...
Dream you had:: A nice one
Nightmare:: No thanks
Time you cried:: Couldn't see the clock, my eyes were watering
Movie you watched:: Behind the Green Door
Movie you rented:: Don't rent
Book you read:: One with pictures
Word you said:: Computer
Time you laughed:: Now
Person to call you:: A friend of mine
CD you played:: House mix
Song you listened to:: City Deep "This Love"
annoyance:: Don't remember
IM sent or recieved:: N/A
Time you yelled:: Loud
Person you yelled at:: Some deaf Mother F!!!
time you were a skirt:: Never
time you fought with your parents:: Years ago
Time you wished on a shooting star:: Desert Storm
Thing you ate:: Food
Time you showered:: Today
Nail polish color worn:: N/A
Your favorite:
Type of gum:: Bubble
Restaurant:: Pizza Hut
Season:: Fall
Type of weather:: Warm/mild
Emotion:: Happy
Color:: Blue, Maroon, Grey
Perfume:: Good smelly spray
Candy:: I love it, Yeah!
Pizza topping:: No mushrooms
Fruit:: Peach
Veggie:: Corn
Type of :: Chocolate with vanilla icing
Magazine:: The one with the cool pictures
TV Show:: N/A
Day of the week:: Any day I'm awake and moving under my own power
Month:: November
Holiday:: My birthday
Number:: 5
Sport to watch:: Football
Flower:: Rose
Finally...
Time Finished:: Now
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Movies:

Comedy, Mystery, Action. Pulp fiction, Harlem Nights, Spy Game. Traffic. Spike Lee, Casualties of War, Snatch, Oceans 11, The Brothers, 5 Heartbeats [Yes], The Sixth Sense, The Wood, Boomerang, [I'm] Fast and Furious [Dun,Dun,Du-nuh-nuh] 70's Porn [Bow-Chiki-Wow-Wow!].

Television:

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Heroes:

I am the hero in my story!