Scott

My litle niece is going to be 2 this year....where did all the time go???When this guy at the art museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." He just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then he left. I guess he went to try to find some mayonnaise for me. ***Probably the saddest thing you..ll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend. *** If you..re robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it..s okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny. ***If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic. ***Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it..s made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It..s a mystery, and that..s why so is mankind. *** Pretty much sums up my sarcastically sick sense of humor. *** Check my xanga site if you like http://www.xanga.com/private/home.aspx?user=koka24 **** -----It has "COOL" pics ;)