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John Payne

Never get into a car with a stanger.......unless its a limousine.

About Me

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My Interests

Chugging on guitar (DOOOOOOOOM). Listening and living to Metal. Fucking. Chugging on beer, vodka and the whiskey. Getting needles covered in ink put in me (Tattoos). Spending time with friends and my son (Hes cool!). Lifting weights. Animation, both watching and making it. Balancing Burbbery caps on top of my head and pretending im a chav. Playing with toy soldiers. Reading. Fucking around on photoshop. Hamsters. Eating burned animals. Eating pussy both live and dead.

I'd like to meet:

Dime (R.I.P). Dave Mkcean (does covers for The Sandman), Clive Barker (guy who wrote Hellraiser) and Tolkien (I dont think he'd like me though)

Music:

Metallica. Iron Maiden. Black Sabbath. Lamb of God. Mastadon. Pantera. Megadeth. Motorhrad. Decapitated. Slayer. Cradle of Filth. Primus. Morbid Angel. Soulfly. Sepultura. Slipknot. Cannibal Corpse. In-Flames. Superjoint Ritual. Down. Coc. Rob Zombie. Carcass. Naplam Death. The Haunted. Cathedral. Chimaira. God Forbid. Nile. Meshuggah. A Perfect Murder. Electric Wizard. Witchcraft. AHC. Apocalyptica. Opeth. Zyklon. Bruce Dickinson. Mudvayne. Bal Sagoth. Iced Earth. Anthrax. 3 Inches of Blood. Arch Enemy. Reverend Bizzre. Pentegram. Dimmu Borgir. Monster Magnet. Clutch. Johnny Cash. Grand Magus. Pod People. Candlemass. Solitude Aeturnus. Trouble. St Vitus.

Movies:

All the Star Wars movies. Lord of the Rings. The Conan films. Hellraiser 1,2 and 3. Nightbreed. Animatrix. Hellboy. Troy. The last Samurai. Urotsukidoji. Violence Jack films. Monty Python's The Holy Grail. The Life Of Brian. Mortal Kombat. Harry Potter Films. X-men films. Porn.

Television:

Trap Door. Samurai Jack. Clone Wars. Knightmare (does anyone remember?). Lost. Dungeons and Dragons. He-Man. 120 Metal Minutes. Miami Ink. Some Documentries (animals and cool history like vikings and such)

Books:

Any Tolkien. Black Library stuff (too much to mention of these). Wheel of Time. David Gemmell stuff. Terry Pratchett. Dragonlance. The Riftwar.

Heroes:

My little fella Logan. Phil Anselmo. Hetfield. Mustaine. Loadsa peeps in my family (no names = no embarisment). Conan.Boney from Trapdoor. Max Cavelera. The Punisher. Andreas Kisser (cant spell). Boba Fett. Soundwave. Venom. Gotrek Gurnison. Mallus Darkblade. Lee Dorian.