7. WE ARE ALL JAMES BLUNT NOW |
Back to Grove, back to reality. Sort of.
127 messages on the mobile.
Most of them from my Mum but a few from my angry tour manager demanding to know why I'd missed all the gigs he'd lined up (Bluewat...
Posted by JOE PUBLIQ on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST |
6. FUQ ME, WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG? |
Fuck me, where did it all go wrong?
I'll tell you where:
Behind Spudulike in Blackfriars.
On that fateful evening when I bowed to the dumb request of the dumbest of animals and ...
Posted by JOE PUBLIQ on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST |
5. SEX DRUGS AND JOHN PAROLE |
We sat looking at the wall all night until I passed out and had a dream about namalee and the namazonz. When I woke up it was light and John was watching the opening titles of This Morn...
Posted by JOE PUBLIQ on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST |
4. FUQIN BUDDHA |
Fucking Ivana Stankovic. Fucking pigfuck.
Woke up this afternoon to find my world had collapsed on top of me. Honda's tart has gone and she's taken everything with her. The money, the casio...
Posted by JOE PUBLIQ on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:44:00 PST |
3. CRACKPIPE AND PORTWINE |
No sleep. Turns out Ivana has a cousin in Walthamstow who heads up an Eastern European drug cartel. Marko Narcotovic. Big in suburbia, she tells me. Ivanas been staying at his since arriving in a crat...
Posted by JOE PUBLIQ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:39:00 PST |
2.HONDA'S BIG FUQIN HEART |
The Blackfriars gig went down a storm. It ended wih a small riot and we had to cut back the encore for publiq safety reasons. Bottles and huge orbs of spit were flying about all over. It was like the ...
Posted by JOE PUBLIQ on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST |
1.FUQIN GROUPIES |
So anyway, world domination. First stop: Blackfriars Road.
I pull up on my white gorilla, Honda, and theres already a growing throng of devotees milling about in expectation of my arrival. As I ...
Posted by JOE PUBLIQ on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:31:00 PST |
