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mandapoo

::..I'd love to spread manure in your bed of roses..::

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generatori'd like to introduce you to a few friends of mine..

..in no particular order. i've others but they are my special favourites..

oh i hate these boxes.i'm only on here because i was forced to conform.
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---the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak---

P.U.S.H B.A.R
Say NO to Religion1 Peter: 2 vs. 18-19 Servants, be submissive to your masters with all fear, not only to the good and gentle, but also to the harsh.

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-if i could live off just rolo yoghurts, mushroom soup and mugs of tea, i would.

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-i hate snow. it equals ice and usually i fall over.

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-one day, i want to grow a beard.. but just for 24 hours.

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-i like songs i can relate to.

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-i don't like clowns. or pregnant women.

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-if someone tickles me, i feel itchy.

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-i hate Madonna and her stupid music.

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-i am the jealous type.

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-i love chinese burns.

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-valentines day is beyond overrated.

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-i'm left handed.

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-i sleep more than a narcoleptic.

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-my memory is a book.. always kept on my person.

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-ladybirds are my favourite insect.

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-one really bad habit i have is splitting my split ends.

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-i find one of the most attractive quirks of a person is their love for their family, particularly their mothers.

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-i'm happy when i'm peeling dried acryllic paint from my plastic palette. it's satisfying.

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-i am a pervert.

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-i gurantee my fingernails are shorter than yours.

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-i'm more of a giver rather than a receiver.

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-i really really love ham sandwiches. and Pop Tarts.

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-i hate blowing my nose. so i don't.

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-i hate the vintage fashion more than words could ever describe..

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-..don't get me started on emos

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-dennis nilsen is my favourite serial killer. fred and rose west are my mother's favourite.

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-small children with hiccups make me feel warm inside.

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-if it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.

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-it's alright to try [mostly] everything once. except murder, rape and other similar things.

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-i've developed a mild o.c.d of looking at the soles of my shoes, sometimes more than once, whenever i walk out of toilets.

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-i believe in soul mates.

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-my surname means shepherd.

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-cigarettes are for losers.

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-nicotine is for the weak.

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-i hate parsnips. i always have. i always will.

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-death scares me.

****************************************************** As it turns out, Amanda is aroused by ...
Jazz hands
'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests


+ music, of the alternative variety
+ tattoos
+ art and design

+ michael jackson
+ gigs, concerts and festivals
+ nice smells
+ photography
+ serial killers
+ rolo yoghurts


"Your two favourite things...ladybirds and me!" thanks Shosh :) xxx
jacoby is king.

I'd like to meet:

Apart from the obvious ones (Michael Jackson, David Bowie..)
Amanda Palmer.
Sara Rue (when she was a big girl)
Jack Black and Kyle Gass.
Cytherea.
And this guy...

well wouldn't you shake his hand?


Music:

big fat music lists are boring! so let's keep it simple with the favourites..



^^this is tattooed on my right wrist
+ michael jackson (since i was about 5)

lots of love for him.

+ david bowie
+ tool are amazing
+ the dresden dolls - bigtime! + a perfect circle + black sabbath + mindless self indulgence + placebo + nine inch nails + the prodigy + hatebreed + killswitch engage + threat signal + soulfly + machinehead + skindred + MALEFICE ...that'll do for now...ask me if you're that fussed.

Movies:

+ napoleon dynamite + mary poppins + waynes world 1+2 + american history x + monster + hard candy
+ team america: world police + battle royale + donnie darko

+ but i'm a cheerleader + labyrinth + fear and loathing in las vegas + girl, interrupted + kung pow + spiderman + pirates of the carrib. 1+2 + edward scissorhands (in fact all tim burton films)
+ dead man's shoes + children of the corn + carrie

...that's all for now...

Television:


i laugh every time.
who remembers As If? where did it go? I fell in love with Sooz.

The Simpsons

Pingu

Orange County Choppers.

i always end up getting addicted to big brother...and the best thing about that is- bblb = dermot o'leary!

fresh prince of bel air..

Books:

the favourites that i can currently remember...

+ Carrie: Stephen King + The Da Vinci Code: Dan Brown + Rosemary's Baby: Ira Levin + Killing for Company; the biography of mass murderer Dennis Neilson: Brian Masters + Girl, Interrupted: Susanna Kaysen + A New Century of Sex Killers: Brian Marriner + Princess Spider's autobiography
+ Lolita: Vladimir Nabokov (also an amazing film with Jeremy Irons)

Heroes:


Spiderman! fo sho.
The superduperest hero of them all!

bettie page; the original pin up

my mum's like, so hardcore. emo heart

My Blog

I love .. I learnt .. I hate ..

i hate terrorists so fucking much. i know that every right minded person does too, but watching a programme about the 21/07/07 bombers is making me so god damn angry. and i know that people probably t...
Posted by mandapoo on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:05:00 PST

Club Subversion - School's Out For Summer!

Saturday night (7th July) Lauren and I went to Club Subversion by Aldgate East in London.. The theme was anything school related, so we did the saucy schoolgirls thing. highly original! Afterwar...
Posted by mandapoo on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:43:00 PST

Pound-a-Pint & last day of college photos!

Rather than spend my whole life Photobucket-ing all the hundreds of pictures from last tuesday's shinanigins and yesterday at college, i figured making a couple of slideshows would be easier and take ...
Posted by mandapoo on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:29:00 PST

Double Anal Fisting. Elbows Deep.

You read it right. And i saw it with my own eyes last night, at Club Smack!'s 'Emergency Services' night at the Fortress. I watched many other delights.. spanking, whipping etc.. Got a [fantastic] 'l...
Posted by mandapoo on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:01:00 PST

If you don't get sweaty, then it just ain't worth it...

Malefice and Chimaira- what an awesome combination! Their gig on the 12th @ Barfly was one of the best gigs i've been to in a long while, with knock-your-nuts-against-the-wall brutal metal! here's a&...
Posted by mandapoo on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:53:00 PST

Berlin Nov. 06 Pictures [edited] Slideshow

i can't take credit for all of these pictures as i did not take them all, however i did edit them on my newly discovered Picasa software. we are cool.  xXx       OH. by...
Posted by mandapoo on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:10:00 PST

Gayhem last night.. photos etc

Firstly ***Happy birthday to Sophie!*** (And to Lauren's babcia also!) Photos from Mayhem last night are up on my 'dontstayin' account, so just go here- http://www.dontstayin.com/uk/southend-on-sea/...
Posted by mandapoo on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST

catch up.. ketch up

my internet has been playing up a lot. www.tickettout.com has gone bankrupt. they've details of 3 credit cards from this household and owe us 2 outstanding orders... not. cool. my college assessment i...
Posted by mandapoo on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:21:00 PST

Club Smack!, dontstayin.com, KsE, new tattoo, Brighton...

so i've just joined dontstayin.com today... it's too complicated for me to understand! my name is mandapoo on there- do i have to be spotted to have a picture next to my name or is that me that does t...
Posted by mandapoo on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

Seasons Beatings and Festive Frolics to you all.

merry christmas and all that. what are you doing for New Years Eve? i'll be at Saks in the basement. see you there? here's pictures from the Westcliff Award ceremony thing- i would email them to who...
Posted by mandapoo on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:04:00 PST