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Put Your Phone In Chaos

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



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about me? well, i love meeting new people and going new places and doing new things. live on my own and go to school and i'm a manager of a pet store. would like to be a teacher. would also like to own a boat, and am obsessed with the beach and the ocean and everything that lives in it. can be very sarcastic at times, don't sleep very much, love going to shows and making electronic music. caffeine addict, sharp as a blade of grass haha send me a message on here or instant message me on AIM-- ShawnnabisCANCERMOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed ... Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative Random and proud of it Great tellin storiesMy cat's breath smells like cat food. ..

My Interests

Cephalopods, Sarcasm, Snipers, Ninjas, Robots, Wizards, Wenches, Lumber, Dabbers, Jigglers, Rebels, Hermits, Radon, Gorilla Suits, Tai Chi and Chai Tea, Hearing Aids, Paper Trails, Combat, Oatmeal, The Metric System, Ink and Hunchbacks.

I'd like to meet:

people who are up late and use AIM, Sasha Baron Cohen, Naom Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Larry David, Deep Throat, Gertrude Stien. President Bush.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

The Grateful Dead, Bob Marley, Beck, Talking Heads, Bjork, Radiohead, Coltrane, Boards of Canada, Sigur Ros, Aphex Twin, REM, Bob Dylan, Medeski Martin & Wood, Beastie Boys, Jeff Buckley, The New Deal, Israel Vibration, The Upsetters, Tribe Called Quest, NIN, Stereolab, Pink Floyd, Morphine, Kraftwerk, The Velvet Underground, Dust Bros, Ben Harper, De La Soul, Led Zeppelin, Toots & the Maytals, Fat Boy Slim, The White Stripes, Stephane Pompaugnac, Jack Johnson, Fugazi, Jimi Hendrix, so many more: I can stand anything EXCEPT country or opera.

Movies:

ummm... too many to list, but here are some of my fav directors: Martin Scorcese, Wes Anderson, Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, Francis F. Coppola, Quentin Tarantino, Sam Peckinpah, Joel & Ethan Coen, others, just ask me.

Television:

Mine kept telling me to do things so I had to shoot it.

Books:

I'm from a place called America where no one knows how to read.

Heroes:

Joseph Campbell, or maybe that guy who stood in front of the tanks at Tiennemin Square that time in China. No one ever found out his name though, if you know him tell him i said thanks for being that guy.

My Blog

Strange First

I just got off the phone placing an order for one movie ticket. I have never before in my life been to a movie alone. This is a strange and interesting first for me. The film is called Flags Of Our F...
Posted by Put Your Phone In Chaos on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:41:00 PST

Before I Die: Installment 1

There are many things i have achieved in life, but as for most people, there is still quite a long list of activities i would like to accomplish "Before I Die". (actually, who am i kidding, i haven't ...
Posted by Put Your Phone In Chaos on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:16:00 PST

Someone is reading these....

It's a bit odd that although my profile is not being viewed by hardly anyone, and my ranking score is desparagingly low, since no one is looking at my picture either; somehow, my blogs have been viewe...
Posted by Put Your Phone In Chaos on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:47:00 PST

Release

You know you're lonely When you've got nobody To infect you. You're cryin' lonely When you're wishing you Could spread disease. You know you're lonely When you got nobody to Check you for ticks. ...
Posted by Put Your Phone In Chaos on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:11:00 PST

DJ Hernia @ Scoliosis: A Review

DJ Hernia  (A Review from Club Scoloisis)       We didn't know what to expect when we got to that new trendy club, The Scoliosis Lounge.  We got a tip from an upwardly mo...
Posted by Put Your Phone In Chaos on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:02:00 PST

American Standard

American Standard-- The icy white glacier Commands Reverence above all fixtures. Its toothless mouth gaping, Its silver tongue lashing, A Roar replaced by A counter-clockwise gushing; As man's Blue ...
Posted by Put Your Phone In Chaos on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST