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About Me

hi. my name's Alex. i love life. it's especially weird sometimes :) well, i'm pretty laid-back & old fashioned. i've been called weird and quirky, eccentric, stuff like that. i laugh every day and someone once told me that laughing is the best medicine, after actual medicine, b/c its like jogging for your insides. i go to UofL, i like it. i work at UPS too. it's a crapshoot, so it can be good or bad, mostly bad. i like the people i work with though. i find joy in the little things. i dont let most bad things get to me. i feel like there's no point in getting mad, except at major stuff. i have the mind of a baby and the heart of an old man. And i'm drama free. I like to say that i have a constant high of indestructible happiness. i'm just a simple chap with some dreams. thanks for being my friend though, if you do wish to add me, and dont be afraid to write me every once in a while cuz i'll always write you back. See? Now who's your buddy? ;)
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My Interests

cartoons, movies, drawing, sleep, women, video games, dancing, nolin lake, chilling, relaxing, chillaxing, music/collecting cds, frizbee!, making people laugh, hanging out with my friends, and spending time with my family, respek.

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Grown Man vs. little kids

I'd like to meet:

God, Tina Fey<3, Jack Black, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel, Shawnee Smith<3, Morgan Webb<3, Marissa Miller<3, Susan Surandon<3, Christina Ricci<3, Sarah Silverman<3, Tim&Eric, Demetri Martin, Nick Swardson & anyone else who pwns (& is NOT a broke-ass).
You scored as Sweet.

Sweet


63%

Soft


56%

Exciting


44%

Hot


44%

Shy


25%

Awkward


19%

Wet


13%

Violent


0%
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Music:

Daft Punk. MSI. Beck. Gorillaz. Tenacious D. Adam Sandler. Stephen Lynch. AC/DC. Kanye West. Led Zeppelin. Akon. Kraftwerk. Queen. Linkin Park. Beastie Boys. Ramones. Dragonforce. Sum41. They might be giants. DethKlok. Powerman 5000. Beatles. Limecat.And anything else that tickles my fancy and i guess whatever fits my mood. .. .. ..

Movies:

Shoalin Soccer. Crash. SuperBad. Talladega Nights. Billy Madison. Anchorman. Happy Gilmore. Tommy Boy. Napoleon Dynamite. Tenacious D & the P.O.D. Forrest Gump. Ghostbusters. Wayne's World. Nacho Libre. Speed Racer. the 'Spiderman's. the 'Batman's. the 'Harold and Kumar's. the 'Saw' series. (this list never ends so i'll stop here)...

Television:

Comedy Central. G4. [adult swim]/Cartoon Network. Nickelodeon. The Soup. Late Night With Conan. American Gladiators. Rob and Big. Animal Planet. Food Paradise. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The Office. My Name Is Earl.

Books:

Of mice and men. Beowulf. The Epic of Gilgamesh. Cold Mountain. Goosebumps: how to kill a monster. Stephen Colbert: i am america (and so can you!). the Urban Dictionary Volume 1. Huckleberry Finn.Videogames: Ms. Pacman, Desert Demolition, Kirby's Dreamland, Dr. Mario, Crash Bandicoot 2, 'SuperSmashBros.' series, Resident Evil 4, GTA 4, Mario Kart: Double Dash, Megaman 2 & Super Mario Bros. 3 (what? i like games also, more so.)

Heroes:

God. Jesus. My Mom, Dad, & Brother. My friends. Hot moms, or 'MILFS' as they're also known. All the people in the "i'd like to meet" section. The Flash. Spiderman. And finally, Gina Carano (b.k.a. Crush) from American Gladiators. "Ancestors protect me!"

My Blog

A. Brizzle

Rockstar name: Hoagie Corolla Ganster Rapper name: Cookie Dough Vans Native American name: Red Bear Soap Star name: Jordan Louisville Star Wars name: Bro Al Superhero name: Dr. Blue Pepper Nascar Driv...
Posted by brownie on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:48:00 PST

bedroom eyes

wanna know some things that annoy? 1. movie previews_not that they preview the movie, but because they give too much away from the movie plots. 2. disenfectants and sodas that clean and get&...
Posted by brownie on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST

nice jack-o-lantern jackass!

i hate it when people, instead of carving their pumpkins on halloween, they'll like paint faces on them.  but some wont even do that.  they'll like paint the face on a piece of paper.  ...
Posted by brownie on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST

jokes and jokes and jokes...

»hey guys, i gotta joke.  wanna hear it? well fuck u, hear it goes.  okay so there is this little kid and he's a nice little 7 yr old.  Does his chores, gets good grades, you know ...
Posted by brownie on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:35:00 PST