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I'm Rubber (You're Glue)

About Me

I'm not going to describe myself for you. Instead, I'll let you read what other people have said about me in my truth box:"...You're awesome. I mean...really, truly awesome. You're an amazing person, and I hope to GOD that you don't think otherwise. If you do, you're living a lie. You're one of my best friends; you're one of the only ones that makes me laugh hysterically all of the time. As they say, laughter is the best medicine; and I was sick until I met you...""you're awesome, but you sometimes act a little pompous; then again, that's cute sometimes.""you're a dirty whore and i hope you rot in hell!""DAM YOUR SO HOT YOUR NOW THE TOP OF AL GORES GLOBAL WARMING CAUSES I MEAN OMG SERIOUSLY!""your awesomely awesome ewith a light sprinkling of awesome served with a large side dish of awesome and a giant mega gulp on even awesomerness.""you have nice legs""not even kidding like the supreme hotness queen""I want to makeout with you for 5 hours straight. That would be the epitome awesome.""i sorta kinda hit your cat with a lawn mower... and by kinda i mean want to and by sorta i mean really and by hit i mean kiss and by your cat i mean you and by with i mean under and by lawn i mean starry and by mower i mean sky"I'm not sure if some of these are genuine, or jokes, but they're funny and/or flattering either way.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

jensen ackles and jared padalecki. callum blue. bret harrison and tyler labine. matthew bellamy, christopher wolstenholme, and dominic howard. dane cook, john krisanski, sarah silverman, demitri martin, paul rudd, anna ferris, steve carell, james roday, eddie izzard, stephen lynch, ryan reynolds, will ferrel, judd appletow, ellen degeneres, adam sandler, jack black, and, of course, tina fey. and also a homeless man named bob, who i shall then play kickball and/or dodgeball with.

My Blog

Worst Week (No, not the crappy sitcom)

I just typed out a whole thing explaining how shitty my spring break was and the computer erased it. I'm pissed, but I guess it just proves my point. Here is what is surely to be a less witty and less...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:17:00 GMT

Friday the 13th

So I want to write a script for a horror movie. It's still going to be horror, but the exact opposite of everthing that makes up every horror movie. The killer will be a woman. The douchebags, whores,...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:30:00 GMT

bow-chicka-wow-wow.

i'm thinking either english or psychology as a major. unfortunately, i also see myself never keeping a job, going around the country doing stupid things from working in candy stores to being a vendor ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:57:00 GMT

Sometimes

Sometimes I like my life, and I don't mind that a few key things are missing. Sometimes it pays to be emotionally dead inside. Sometimes I let my imagination get too far ahead of me, and I envision wh...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:26:00 GMT

The Romy and Michelle Philosophy

I think everyone makes someone else's life hell. There are people out there who I really care about and I just don't think that they even want to give me a chance. They know me, we're friends, yada, y...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:08:00 GMT

My Music

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.Step 2: Post the first line (unless the first line reveals the song title) from the first 25 songs that play.Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone gues...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:47:00 GMT

why blogs are useless

Many people get out their emotions by writing. That's great for them. I am one of those people. The trouble is, I don't want other people to read about my private emotions. That is what private m...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:33:00 GMT

why?

Seriously. Someone just tell me. I am an Olive. Whatever.
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 14:01:00 GMT

creepy

does anyone else find those soyjoy commercial extremely creepy? i mean, they're just crazy-weird. and really perplexing. do those commercials actually make people wanna but those things? because it m...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:52:00 GMT

make room!

make room at the nunnery! i've decided that i'm going to be a nun. if i can get over that whole agnostic thing, i think it might really be good for me.
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:14:00 GMT