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Lord Northern Tree Beard

By the year 2000, we'll all be in front of computers, wankin' like chimps in a zoo......

About Me



And remember.........

If you're flammable and have two legs, you're never blocking a fire exit!!!!

My Interests

The usual

I'd like to meet:



And somebody who can supply me with a hammer made of frozen whisky. That would be pretty cool.

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Music:

Anthrax,
Aborted,
Amon Amarth,
Anchorhead,
Anorexia Nervosa,
Arch Enemy,
At the Gates,
Behemoth,
Between the Buried and me,
Biohazard,
Black Label Society,
Brutal truth,
Candiria,
Cannibal Corpse,
Car Bomb,
Carcass,

Chaosanct,

Cinematic Orchestra,
Clawfinger,
Clutch,
Confusion Corporation,
Corrosion of Conformity,
Crowbar,
Daemon,
Darkane,
Death,
Decrepit Birth,
Deicide,
Devin Townsend,
Dillinger Excape Plan,
Dimmu Borgir,
Dissection,
Down,
Downset,
Dying Fetus,
Earth Crisis,
Emperor,
Enmity,
Entombed,
Erik Mongrain,
Extreme,
Eyehategod,
Failure of usual Reasoning,
Fear Factory,
Freak Kitchen,
Gorgasm,
Gorgoroth,
GZR,
Hayseed Dixie,
Hypocrisy,
In Flames,
In-Quest,
Iron Maiden,
James Brown,
Job for a Cowboy,
John Coltrane,
Judas Priest,
Keep of Kalessin,
Killswitch Engage,
Lamb of God,
Liquid Tension Experiment,
Lozek,
Lynrd Skynrd,
Machine Head,
Madball,
Megadeth,
Meshuggah,
Miles Davis,
Morbid Angel,
Mors Principium Est,
Mudvayne,
Necrophagist,
Neurosis,
Nile,
Origin,
Opeth,
Pantera,
Pink Floyd,
Prong

Movies:

Ace Ventura,
Blades of GLory,
Creep,
Dukes of Hazzard,
Dumb&Dumber,
Devils Rejects,
Freddie got fingered,
Ghostbusters
Hostel,
House of 1000 corpses
Hellboy
Human traffic
Kung Pow,
Liar Liar,
Talladega Nights,
The passion of the Christ
Zoolander

Television:

Bill Bailey,
Black Books,
Blackadder,
Fist of Fun,
Futurama,
Lee Evans,
Monkey Dust,
Never mind the Buzzcocks,
Red Dwarf,
Simpsons,
The League of Gentlemen,

Books:

A brief history of time,
Act of God,
Battle of the Atlantic,
Death in the bunker,
How Black was our Sabbath?,
Any Ian Rankin,
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky,
Stasiland,
Stories of Japanese soldiers,
The Elegant Universe,
The Inner game of music,
The Manhattan Project,
The men who stare at Goats,
The worlds most evil people,
The world as I see it,
Underground London,
You got nothin' coming,

Heroes:

Bill Steer,
Chris Ammott,
Dimebag Darrell,
Fredrick Thordendal,
Jon Nodveidt,
Mike Ammott,
Mohammed Suicmez,
Nergal,
Phil Anselmo,
Rex Brown,
Robb Flynn,

ZIMMERS HOLE - When You Were Shouting At The Devil...
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My Blog

In the best tradition of Nickelback.......

It's been a while. Just thought I'd better put something up here to let all you feckers know what I've been up to. It's been a great year so far, January was made up of recovery from Xmas indulgences...
Posted by Lord Northern Tree Beard on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:15:00 PST

Rock on

Blabbermouth Metal Hammer Wacken Radio Metal Rage Power Metal...
Posted by Lord Northern Tree Beard on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:49:00 PST

2007 and forwards

So yeah, what a strange and weirdly twisting year that was. I started off the year throughly depressed, in a miserable relationship that was crushing the life out of me. After the ending of that in Ap...
Posted by Lord Northern Tree Beard on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:42:00 PST

Musical News....Musical News....Musical News....Musical News

Greetings greeting greetings, my wonderful earthly chums.Just thought I'd post up some bits and pieces that are going on with me currently. Firstly, work on the material that I've putting together wit...
Posted by Lord Northern Tree Beard on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:13:00 PST

The Big Brother Escapade................

Sooooooo, I found out tonight that, not only did Fletcher Von Squidhead & mygoodself get interviewed by Big Brother, it turns out that the interviewer (whom we were trying to persuade to sit, duti...
Posted by Lord Northern Tree Beard on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 04:21:00 PST

The power of friends

The last few weeks have been pretty tough for me, I have to admit. I've had plenty of shit going on in what seems like all areas of my life, my health, my home, my work, personal stuff.As usual, the t...
Posted by Lord Northern Tree Beard on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

New Musical Cyanide Christ

Roll up, roll up ladels and kents, for the newest musical extravaganza.......... Ok, so it's been a long time under wraps, so I think it's time to lift the corner of the picnic blanket and smell the p...
Posted by Lord Northern Tree Beard on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:04:00 PST