My Interests are as follows and in no specific numeric order.
1. Being in INTERLOCK
2. Drumming
3. Making Ash Smile and keeping her chuckling
4. Loving and endorsing Istanbul Mehmet Cymbals
5. Photography
6. Playing Live
7. Drawing/Graphics
8. Working out
9. Growing hair
10. Getting drunk
11. Going to gigs
12. Saving the world from apocalyptic destruction from the forces of supreme darkness
13. Thrusting greatness upon people
14. Meeting new people
15. Buying stuff I dont need
16. Doing anything to do with music
17. Putting Chupa chups in my mouth sideways
18. Discovering new bands
19. Talking complete cobblers with Ed
20. Pretending to be a cowboy
21. Norse Mythology
22. Making Adam do stuff he does'nt want to do
23. The Vietnam War
24. Making new people
25. Getting bits of metal put through me
26. Crop Circles, Circular perfection!
27. Avoiding click induced insanity
28. Tattoo Design
29. Telling people who are "Strawberry Blonde" that they are infact Ginger-Mingers and that they should all go and live in a comune out the way of normal people!
30. Having guests over then putting the kettle on, and then not making any tea!
31. Watching people damage themselves whilst taking part in extreme sports
32. Extreme violence
33. Trying to act all mature at Playshack with The Olly, Jem and Travis!!
34. The ongoing battle against the Chav Nation
35. Swearing at people on mopeds
36. The Museum Of Techno!
37. Building dens with Adam when drunk and pretending to be Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
38. Posting random crap on other peoples myspace pages
39. Spending time with mates
40. BEING A HAIRY NORTHERN MONKEY!!
41. Looking like a pirate
42. Banana milkshakes
43. Blaming farts on passing low flying ducks
44. Avoiding foul tasting shots on nights out, HAL!!
45. Consuming vast amounts of meat
46. Shouting at bouncers and telling them they look like deep fried food products
47. Avoiding Burton-on-Trent, as its a stagnant shithole!
48. Scrounging off the state
49. Hunting for money
50. Sitting on the computer fiddling on this dam site
51. Laughing at dogs dressed like people, they just look so stupid!
52. Making things more NECRO!!
53. Chasing Danny Snapples, the Dwarf who hide apples!
54. Listening to mad german music with Ozzy (aka Brother Rock or that bloke who could be my dad,aparently)
55. Facial Topiary
56. Searching for the perfect bass drum sound
57. Hurling abuse at my postman
58. Pretending to be foreign when people ask me questions
59. Letting my hair flow majesticly in the wind
60. Drunken air guitar
61. Looking up rude words in the dictionary and sniggering at them
62. Driving in the fog
63. Coming in from the cold and snuggling up with Ash
64. Having a good time, all of the time!
65. Eating to much
66. Sitting in a studio with John untill we cant see straight
67. Trying to stay awake on trains
68. Seeing out my missions that I set myself
69. Looking good in hats
70. Straightening my beard!
71. Speeding up my blast drumming!
72. Sleep deprovation in studios
73. Panning in people's faces when they refer to me as "Mate" or "Mush"
74. Rising up against my enimies
75. Shouting "I Win!" at people
76. Poking!!
77. Eating filth and sitting in vans
78. Painting my nails cos I'm a big gay!
79. Adding pic's to my page
80. Naked hugging
81. Lording it up a bit
82. Shoeing in idiots!
83. Being compared to cheesey bagels in a good way
84. Gaining aproval from my heroes
85. Guildford Reunions!
86. Masks, preferably the gas type. . but any mask is a good mask!
87. Havin a reet boozey do
88. Eating red candles
89. Beer and Pizza!!
90. Getting Fucking Wasted!!!!!
91. Drinking Guiness with Gemmie
92. Kicking in Emo Kids
93. Altered Books
94. Jiggin about with Gemmie
95. Drinking beer at Bus Stops
96. Hiding in bushes
97. Not saying the phrase "Its the business" as its annoying me!
98. Finding more Geordies that are as southern fried as me!
99. "Excuse me, I think I've found your golfball!" . . . Ha Ha Ha Ha!
100. I LIKE PARKING, ME!
There are others but I cant think right now, cant be that interesting can they?
I'd like to meet:
Anyone with a brain in their heads and can talk about stuff that is'nt inane bullshit!
If all else fails I will make like a zombie and smash your head open with a rock to check for brains, I probably won't eat your brain but if the rock smashing does do you in somewhat then I guess you won't be needing it so I will steal it away and keep it in a jar and try and re-animate it just like in that film with Steve Martin in it. . . The Man With Two Brains!!
But if you are a dull dim witted in-bred scum sucking pig dog, keep on trucking or I shall turn you into this!!
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Music:
What music do I like, now theres a question and a half . . . . well if I just list a load of bands like everyone else seems to do I rekon you'l probably get the jist, so here goes . . .
Mudvayne, Slipknot, PJ Harvey, Metalica, Pantera, Ozzy, Black Label Society, Zyklon, Dimmu Borgir, Roni Size, Biohazard, Massive Attack, Iron Maiden, System Of A Down, Stampin Ground, Devil Driver, Jurassic 5, Slayer, Raging Speedhorn, Trivium, Soulfly, Sepultura, Mr Manson, Stone Sour, In Flames, Opeth, The Beastie Boys, Dragon Force, Chimira, Dark Throne, Stig Baasvik, The Haunted, Superjoint Ritual, Rob Zombie, Emperor, Zyklon, Tool, Death, Damageplan, NWA, Dave Alan Coe, Lamb Of God, Chico Science, Deftones, Run DMC, Nailbomb, Burzum, Interlock, Coheed and Cambria, Dream Evil, Uncle Peters Band, The Bezerker, NIN, Dillenger Escape Plan, Linkin Park, Gojira, The Agony Scene, Hexagram, Coheed and Cambria, At The Gates, Facedown, Biochemical, Necrophagia, Nile, Caliban, Dope, Dream Theratre, Children of Bodom, Soiliet Green, Kings X, Cult of Coil, Bleeding Through, Devildriver, Extol, Decapitated, Sneaker Pimps,Bjork, Eraticus, Whitesnake, Judas Preist, Motley Crue, Spineshank, Dope, Arch Enemy, Pink Floyd, Photek, Slipknot, Rebel Meets Rebel, As I Lay Dying, Job For A Cowboy, Doomsday Refreshment, Gorerotted, Happyface, Solitude, Vacant Stare, The Prophecy, Circle Of Dust, Knuckledust, Brainchoke, Visceral Bleeding, Callenish Circle, Lacuna Coil, Wolverine, The Crown, Celldweller, Probot . .
. .the list goes on and on and I'm sure I will add more to it as I can't be arsed because lets face it, it would take me forever and if you wanna know what I realy like, just ask me what I got on my mp3 player as I change that more then I do this!!
I do hate anything that has been mass produced and enginered to appeal to a large demographic such as things like "Pop Idol" products, it just shows the fickle nature of the business in wich I work . . I do however like stiltskin, they we alright. . haha!!
Movies:
TRON! 300, Hot Fuzz, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Vulgar Videos, One Hour Photo, Clerks, Romper Stomper, Demolition Man, Enter The Dragon, Goodfellas, Mallrats, Behind The Green Door, Goodfellas, Sleepers, Life Of Brian, American History X, The Family Guy Movie, Appleseed, 21 Grams, And Now For Somthing Completely Different, Akira, X,Ichi The Killer, George Of The Jungle, Borat, House of 1000 Corpses, Ghost In The Shell,Shawn Of The Dead, Rockstar, The Godfather films, The Big Boss, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Meaning Of Life, The Star Wars films and anything else which doesnt get shown on in-flight movies!! hahaha you know the drill
Television:
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer!! . . The Sopranos, Sharpe, Little Britain, Family Guy, Anything with Bill Bailey in, The Test Card, Darkplace, Spaced,Itsa Bitsa , Fist of the North Star, Brainiac!!! The Mighty Boosh, WWF, Spaced, Music Video's, Dimevision, Prison Break, Oz, Shameless, Peter Kay, Jackass(sometimes) . . .and Dirty Sanchez!!
Books:
Dont realy do books but I have loadsa graff art books wich I cant get enough of!
Heroes:
"Dimebag" Darrell Abbott!!
Vinnie Paul Abbott!!
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Max Cavellera!!
Norman and Joyce Arkless(My granparents)
BARRY VAN DYKE!!!!!!!
Bruce Lee
Zakk Wylde
Varg Vikerns
Trym
Uncle Peter
Dave Lister
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer
Rocky Balboa
Judge Dredd
Motley Crue
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