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heather

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm really, really bad at small talk and new social situations.
i dream about my teeth breaking and falling out, often. also, my feelings are easily hurt and i'm poor long distance friend.

above all else, i like to nap.

also,

My Interests

feminism, art, dictionaries, diy, veganism, printmaking, manners, npr, board games, sleeping, literature, kissing, zombies, and jellyfish

I'd like to meet:

someone to play board games with, anyone who doesn't chew with their mouth open, and those who know the grammatical difference between 'your' and 'you're'.
oh, and a post-grad school job opportunity.

NOT YOUR BAND

Music:

the mountain goats, lemuria, the ronettes, sleater-kinney, jenny lewis, the breeders, electrelane, bikini kill, the microphones, m.i.a., beirut, the gossip, halo fauna, panda bear, billie holiday, cold cold hearts, dear nora, etc.

Movies:

reality bites, roman holiday, a very long engagement, 200 cigarettes, l'auberge espagnole, me and you and everyone we know, shop girl, broken english, my life without me, high fidelity, amelie, l'avventura, sixteen candles, don't tell mom the babysitters dead, dawn of the dead, empire records, troop beverly hills

Television:

the office & gossip girl, obviously.

Books:

the bell jar, travel in the mouth of the wolf, the world according to garp, the time traveler's wife, middlesex, watership down, on beauty, the hotel new hampshire, a trip to the stars, cunt, the hanged man, out of the girl's room and into the night, kafka on the shore, feminist theory/anthologies and anything by dorothy allison, ayun halliday or sarah vowell.

Heroes:

my mom & tina fey.

also: