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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Fossilized tree resin, medium-hued maple syrup, national alert system, delicious honey-toned beer.

My Interests

pipe dreams / coquettish liberties / swoon-worthy dogs / pie therapy / adrenalized, whip-smart ladies / mountain and base / fire, not cracker / radical race and gender politics / humor splayed out everywhere / being the finest fossil to come out of the paleolithic era.

I'd like to meet:

Amnesiacs call you "unforgettable."

Music:

regina spektor, mirah, neko case, iron and wine, jenny lewis and the watson twins, kimya dawson, laura veirs, emily haines, josh ritter, patty griffin, the blow, the decemberists

Movies:

Homeward Bound because talking animals are hilarious and effective subjects.

Books:

Oh honey, let's talk.

My Blog

LAMEOLOGY

MOUTHOLOGYWhat is your salad dressing of choice?Homemade dressing is divine made with EVOO (F RR), balsamic, garlic, and herbs.I can also get pretty religious about Annie's Goddess dressing.What is yo...
Posted by amber on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:53:00 PST

Open letter to Eddie Murphy

Dear Vapid Recyled Actor,Are you coping with obsessions that feel out of your control? This must be why retreading the territory of playing a girthy black woman is infinitely appealing. It's okay if f...
Posted by amber on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:59:00 PST

52Q and a Dawson Plug

1. Story behind your myspace song:Less is more?2. What's bothering you right now?The male assertion, "I'm a meat and potatoes type."3. Who do you live with?:a cellist, a modern dancer, a network tv bu...
Posted by amber on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:43:00 PST

22:1 chance this won't happen again 'til '07.

1.What does your Myspace Name MEAN?It means that my name is Amber, and apparently it gives all former Clueless devotees a reason to call me "Ambular."2. Where was your default pic taken?bedroom3. What...
Posted by amber on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:05:00 PST

Do it for the monsters under your bed.

1. Where were you three hours ago? Working for the (wo)man, kissing cheeks (faces and elite posteriors) 2. Who are you in love with?Nicole Krauss. My roommates. Summer in the City (the song and t...
Posted by amber on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 06:38:00 PST

Take One (camera phone-style).

http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a315/ambergaleo/lauraandbe n.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"> Laura cheers exuberantly for Ben's interp...
Posted by amber on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:14:00 PST

Halcyon for LM

Red ladder two hatches up you yelled I see the moon! and I knew the air a castle an envelope split.
Posted by amber on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:55:00 PST

Greg's in shark and awe attending those shows, though paled by April's alcoholic underwear.

1. Hurry Greg(orian)! 2. Five, count 'em, five concerts in April. Some a daytrip away, join us! 3. Defense budget dic(k)tum: http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2006/03/10/sharks/index .html 4. G...
Posted by amber on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:34:00 PST

Murphy's Law of Bum Wrists

Limp Wrist #1, age 11: Limp Wrist #2, age 13: Limp Wrist #3, age 23: Limp Wrist #4: Nathan, gurrel, you've got nothing on me....
Posted by amber on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:47:00 PST

Ten Updates

1. Brooklyn on April 1st! 2. Dear New York Times, belly buttons and oranges are not nautically related. 3. Karma's all hey, abracadabra. 4. Black raspberry ice cream and I'm all yours. 5. Wearing...
Posted by amber on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:00:00 PST