linguistics, knitting, sleeping, ponies, cooking, reading, crafting, l and o, jailhouse tattoos, veganism [again], bad action movies, mom books, penis and vagina.
christopher simpson, or mike kinsella
american football, cold cold hearts, low, the ronettes, electrelane, mineral, jens lekman, the mamas & the papas, and aaliyah, mirah, mojave 3, et cet.
showgirls, paris is burning, ma vie en rose, happiness, adventures in babysitting, mannequin, beauty shop, supergirl, wet hot american summer, dont tell mom the babysitter's dead, l'homme que j'aime, mallrats, she devil, spaceballs, girls just wanna have fun, coneheads
the state, strangers with candy, [any] law and order, kath and kim, dog the bounty hunter, commander in chief, family guy
dictionaries, grammar guides, watership down, the encyclopedia of language, queer theory, and almost anything by john irving.
whitney, duh.