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About Me

I love my daughter more than anything in the world. I drink Budweiser from a can. I am pretty laid back and easy going. I like to party and have a good time. I am ALWAYS hurting myself. I fall alot and I walk into things. I am a klutz and most of my friends have seen me in action. I wake up covered in bruises and have no clue where I got them. I once almost knocked myself unconcious with my car door but anyways I like to make people laugh and I like to be the center of attention, people tell me I am funny and the only reason I believe them is cuz people are always laughing at me. Clowns scare me. I am very sarcastic so don't take me too seriously. I have a dark sense of humor. I am a metal head at heart and I LOVE Hardcore music. I strongly believe that actions speak louder than words. You can tell me you love me until you are blue in the face but unless you show me I won't believe you. You only live once so make the best of things while you are here. I try to live in the moment and sometimes it gets me into trouble. I don't care what people think about me. I do what I want and I never think about the consequences. All my friends are not right in the head and I guess that I fit in perfectly with them. I'm sure you have a few stories about me but negative publicity is still publicity and if you are talking about me then I am doing something right. I don't like fake people. If you don't like me then tell me I have no problem telling you how it is. I would rather you tell me to my face what you think about me then talking trash to people when you know it will get back to me. If you are my friend you know everything about me. If you know me you KNOW me. My friends are my family and I love my family. Don't fuck with me or my family! You will regret it. I pretty much fuck up and make wrong decisions on a daily basis. It's pretty amusing. I don't always do the right thing but I try to and I am working on it.
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I'd like to meet:

People that I lost along the way. Some people I want to meet in a dark alley but we won't go there. Nice boys with tattoos and Wentworth Miller. Real genuine people who don't care what other people think. People who like to roll down hills

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Music:

Movies:

Goodfellas, Scar Face, Evil Dead 1& 2, Boondock Saints, Napolean Dynamite, The Girl Next Door, Dawn of the Dead, Old School...anything with Will Farrell, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates Of the Carribean, 4 Rooms, Resident Evil 1&2, Idle Hands, Natural Born Killers, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, The Excorcist, The Omen, LOVE SCARY MOVIES, Clueless, Mean Girls, Wedding Crashers, I am easily entertained

The Impailer
People Iced: Five
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon Front of Car
Arms Broken: Thirty One
Eyes Gouged: Eleven
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: Garbage Pete
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Television:

Greys Anatomy, Monster Garage, The Office, My Name Is Earl, Prison Break.....I miss cable :( If I had cable I would be wathing Discovery Channel and all those Sci fi channesl with Ghost Hunters.

Books:

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.. You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.

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Bondage

100%

Chains/Handcuffs

92%

Whips

75%

Blind Folds

75%

Blood

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When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.Now that we've broken up,I think it's time you kept your promise

Heroes:

Of course My father and My Papa, Especially my mother

My Blog

HA!

I love it when people get what is coming to them. Especially when it has been a long time coming and trust me there are quite a few people out there who still deserve whats coming to them and it can't...
Posted by Evil Maria on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:24:00 PST

The Great Beer Caper

This weekend was amazing. It was an insane amount of fun. Cristina. Shannon. Brian, Tim, Kristen and I went to NJ to see Iron Maiden. The drive down was alright. Watching Brian's head move in Kristen'...
Posted by Evil Maria on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:48:00 PST

Fake

I never pretend that my life is better than it really is becasue I don't want people to think that I live in la la land. I see so many people pretend that their life is so good when they are actually ...
Posted by Evil Maria on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:38:00 PST

it’s over

All this stress about turning 30. Seems kinda silly now but it’s a big deal to me. I am just glad it’s one less thing I have to deal with now, it’s over and I can’t even tell y...
Posted by Evil Maria on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:47:00 PST

I dont wanna

I am getting fucking old. I feel old. I remember when I was 21 and 30 seemed so old to me. It still seems old to me and I know I don't act my age, but who does? This year has been really fucking shitt...
Posted by Evil Maria on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:56:00 PST

black out

sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and have these epiphanies. I just wish I could remember what they were about. I have these moments or lapses where I don't remember and this is not about...
Posted by Evil Maria on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:37:00 PST

HOW NOW BROWN COW???!!!!

MY FRIEND KELLEIGH AND I WERE CONTEMPLATING LEATHER. WHEN CONSIDERING PURCHASING LEATHER FURNITURE WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHERE IT COMES FROM? AMERICAN LEATHER, BRAZILLIAN LEATHER & JAPANESE LEATHER....
Posted by Evil Maria on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:48:00 PST

Sometimes lowering your standards....

....can bite you in the ass. You think that well obviously this will be too easy and smack back into reality. You pretty much fucked up a given. So where you ask did I go wrong? Beats the fuck out of ...
Posted by Evil Maria on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:12:00 PST

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I need a job. BAD I am going stir crazy and every day seems like a saturday to me.....not necessarily a bad thing but I need to work. I don't care what I do as long as it's fun and I actually enjoy it...
Posted by Evil Maria on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:48:00 PST

A Secret letter from an admirer

Saved the best for last A Secret letter from an admirer.... Dear Miss Maria, You may not recall my eyeball, but I met you at the skanky coctail party given by our bumpy friend, Scott. We had a dry tal...
Posted by Evil Maria on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:30:00 PST