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About Me

I'm Sara. I'm sarcastic 95% of the time, hence the moniker. I have a very dry sense of humor and I don't care if I offend you. I'm impatient and persistent. Come to think of it, I'm kind of a douchebag. I love a ton of different music and go to a lot of shows. It makes me happy. I watch a lot of movies. I'll watch almost any movie, but I prefer horror movies. I read a lot of books, mostly fiction. I love baseball and I'm a Boston Red Sox fan from birth. I hate basketball. I love my cat, Crimson. My job bores me, even on the busiest days. I enjoy having a broad vocabulary but I'm not classy. I swear. A lot. I love animals and miss working with them. I'm jovial in the presence of natural bodies of water, sunshine and nature in general. I'm a total geek, but at the same time I'm shallow and a snob. I pride myself in being sassy. I'm intelligent and witty for the most part, but I can be really air-headed sometimes too. I love cars and know mine sucks, but love driving anyway. My favorite thing to do is travel. I have a lot of great friends that live too far away that I don't see nearly enough. I'm socially awkward around people I don't know, unless I'm with Mary, then I'm my outgoing (and probably obnoxious) self. I'm bipolar, if you couldn't tell, but I'm against psych meds. I like the sound of tires on gravel. I like the smell of a campfire. I think skunks are awesome, even after I got sprayed by one. I quit smoking in November, now I lecture all my friends that still smoke to quit. I'm generous, sometimes to a fault. I don't trust people too easily and if I do trust you, you're an idiot if you break it. I would do anything for my friends and family, they are my sanity. I'm unfailingly loyal to those who deserve it. I don't like followers or 'shape shifters' as I call them, be your fucking self. I could give a shit what you think, but I don't because that's just how I roll. :)
I thought I could get away with not having a disclaimer... Obviously not. Don't send me a message and ask me if I 'got a man' or 'what's good'. I don't want to chat, you can't 'holla' at me and I probably won't like your band either. So cut it out, seriously. ..

My Interests

Music, animals, cars, movies, fun, going out, my friends, the Boston Red Sox, activism, wearing pink, pimpin' tha hoes, Bacardi Limon, embarrassing myself, tough guys who don't have to be tough all the time, sun, horror, hanging out with rock stars, Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg RIP, bowling, ♥ing my cat (RIP Clover), Johnny Damon ♥ , MORE COWBELL!, metal, Albany, beaches, driving, shopping, Keysers, big sunglasses, gore, camping, being outside, traveling, playing bass, peanut butter, BJ's (not the store...), Guitar Hero, squirrelly wrath, nachos and cheese, sunsets, Thacher Park, cuddling, sleeping, not working and being drunk or any combination of the above. ;)

I'd like to meet:

Tolerable people. Anyone who has anything halfway intelligent to talk about, and I don't mean last night's episode of 'The Hills'. People who know the meaning of being who they are and don't give a shit what Cosmo or Glamour have to say about it. People who like live music, having fun and NOT drama, Phil fucking Anselmo.
Most importantly, a cute boy who will sing Johnny Cash and June Carter karaoke duets with me. And like it. ♥
AND......
I fucking love him.

Music:

Will Hoge, Marc Broussard, Most Precious Blood, Converge, From Autumn to Ashes, New Found Glory, Dashboard Confessional, Pro-Pain, Josh Hoge, DeadSun, Kreator, A Promised Threat, Britney Spears :), One King Down, Citizen Cope, Suffocation, Shadows Fall, Story of the Year, Judas Priest, Journey, Life of Agony, Brand New, Iron Maiden, The Used, Boy Sets Fire, Decrepit Birth, Down, Sick of it All, Eighteen Visions, Nora, Brothers Keeper, 50cent, PANTERA-Miss you Dime♥

Section 8, Faith No More, Outkast, Evanescence, DMX, 40oz, Misfits, System of a Down, Jay-Z, Ja Rule, Jimmy Eat World, Rob/White Zombie, American Nightmare (Give up the Ghost), Irate, Good Charlotte, Down Foundation, Candiria, Metallica, Superjoint Ritual, Kataklysm, Poison the Well, Atreyu, Stigmata, Skinless, Walls of Jericho, Reel Big Fish, My Chemical Romance, Catheter, Earth Crisis, Cryptopsy, Rob Thomas, VOD, Merauder, Cranberries, Taking Back Sunday, Pitbulls in the Nursery, Gavin DeGraw, Michael Tolcher, Maroon 5, too lazy to list them all! oh yeah... and anything cheezy 80's :)

Movies:

Last of the Mohicans, Labyrinth, Fight Club, Gangs of New York, Rules of Attraction, Girl... Interrupted, Butterfly Effect (so sue me), Se7en, Anchorman, Willow, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Super Troopers, Evil Dead Trilogy, American Psycho, The Omen, The Hills Have Eyes (1977), Boondock Saints, Creepshow 1&2, pretty much all horror (except Chopping Mall. ha), Airheads, Taking Lives, The People Under the Stairs, Garden State, Shaun of the Dead, Saw I&II, Amityville Horror, Terminator 3, The Virgin Suicides, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Scream, Wayne's World, Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm Street series, any George A. Romero, anything starring Joaquin Phoenix (The Village, 8mm etc) or Nick Stahl♥, Big Fish, Edward Scissorhands - Tim Burton is a god.... um.... yeah, a shitload more, ask me, I'm always up for discussion on movies, I LOVE it.

Television:

Before the beginning, after the great war between Heaven and Hell, God created the Earth and gave dominion over it to the crafty ape he called man. And to each generation was born a creature of light and a creature of darkness. And great armies clashed by night in the ancient war between good and evil. There was magic then, nobility, and unimaginable cruelty. And so it was until the day that a false sun exploded over Trinity, and man forever traded away wonder for reason.~ Carnivale
Carnivale is by far the greatest television show ever produced. Say differently and I will stab you in the jaw.

Books:

James Patterson, H.P. Lovecraft, Dean Koontz, Karin Slaughter, Joe Hill, Stephen King

Heroes:

In all seriousness? Probably my mom. She's been through a lot of shit (most of it I put her through) and she's still the greatest mother anyone could ever ask for.

My Blog

Breaking News!!

MySpace is NOT, I repeat, NOT real life. Taking someone out of your top 8 or deleting them is far from monumental.Especially if the person you remove/delete has an actual real life.It's sad really. Bu...
Posted by Saracastic on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:55:00 PST

How well do you reeeeally know me? Find out!

Create your own Friend Quiz hereTop score gets a prize!! Ok, no it doesn't... Just the joy of knowing everything about me. Or at least these 10 not so hard questions......
Posted by Saracastic on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:39:00 PST

bored....

The Best Myspace Survey* . . About You . . *Eye Color::Brown Hair Color::Brownish Height::5'3" Favorite Color::Black Screen Name::Dystance518 Favorite Band::Pantera Favorite Movie::Last of the Mohican...
Posted by Saracastic on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:24:00 PST

.sigh.

I like this. FUCK YOU.
Posted by Saracastic on Mon, 15 May 2006 02:32:00 PST

No one...

Likes a girl who has to wear 30 pounds of SuicideGirl makeup to achieve a mediocre level of hotness.No, really. They don't. Give up.
Posted by Saracastic on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:49:00 PST

This comic....

Rules my life.Just so you know. kisses....
Posted by Saracastic on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:28:00 PST

2005...

On the eve of the first day in 2006, I decided it was time to review the events of last year. I'm usually not a fan of public reflection, but for some reason right now it just feels appropriate, so re...
Posted by Saracastic on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:39:00 PST

Some shiiiit.

A Bunch of Random Questions I Found--El Basics--Full name::Sara Anne Roberto (not really, but it's what they call me at work) Nickname(s)::Sars, Roberto, Ruby Birthdate::11.2.82 So that makes you how ...
Posted by Saracastic on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 05:29:00 PST

Gone but not forgotten

Happy Birthday Dime. We love and miss you. We will never forget you. RIP Darrell Lance Abbott 8.20.66-12.9.04 This one's for you, today is your day.
Posted by Saracastic on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 08:30:00 PST

Summer events- don't bother reading~ Edited

Well, I'm bored... So here's my summer 2005 calendar of events... Including past ventures... I'm just trying to make my life seem interesting... May 27-29~ Camping in Lake George, NY June 3-4~ Nas...
Posted by Saracastic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST