Struttin' the catwalk |
If any of you would like to watch me walk my Bengal cat, George, down the runway in coordinating outfits, this is your chance& I'm pretty sure this a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness dogs and...
Posted by K'bam! on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:35:00 PST |
My last will and testament |
I, Karen A. Vitt, a resident and citizen of Multnomah County, Oregon, being of (relatively) sound mind and of typically poor judgment when it comes to men, do hereby make, publish and declare this ins...
Posted by K'bam! on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:45:00 PST |
Smells Like Teen Spirit |
It's 10:30 am and already I have a headache. This is because the sickly sweet aroma of raspberries is wafting from my armpits.It's hard to imagine how I got myself into this situation, because I don't...
Posted by K'bam! on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:17:00 PST |
Modern Love |
Some good reading for my lady friends. And Joe.ps, Margaret, let me buy you a drink.Modern Love (The New York Times)That's My Pride Beneath the Love TrainBy MARGARET MEEHANBY age 23, I had romanced ci...
Posted by K'bam! on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:52:00 PST |
Camptard II (PICS) |
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Posted by K'bam! on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:35:00 PST |
Yachting Rocks! (PICS) |
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Posted by K'bam! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:38:00 PST |
Need some advice? Ask K'bam! |
Seriously. I've been told I offer good advice. Just look at how thoughtfully I chew on my Sharpie:Go ahead, ask me anything. Ok, maybe not about your finances, 'cause my advice there would be "charge ...
Posted by K'bam! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST |
Trust me, never say anything stupid in print. |
PDX Magazine Speak Easy
Posted by K'bam! on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:58:00 PST |
'Staches! They're fuzzy 'n scuzzy! (PICS) |
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Posted by K'bam! on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST |
FYI, THIS IS NOT A REAL PENIS! (PIC) |
Why? Why? Tell me why the MySpace and Photobucket police would delete this image? Do they not realize this is a cartoon penis? The penis is GRINNING for fuck's sake. And for the rest of you who asked,...
Posted by K'bam! on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:09:00 PST |
