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Jared Glenn

Homosapiens Have Outgrown Their Use. - David Bowie

About Me

Jared Glenn was born on October 5th, 1706. A descendant of an Irish cannibal family and an infamous jewel thief from France, Glenn will rob you of your flesh and pick your bones clean! He was executed in the early 1800's, only to be resurrected by Erich Zann for a campaign of human domination called "Season of the Witch." A constable from Scotland Yard was quoted "Glenn is a foul creature with an insatiable appetite for human flesh." "Keep your distance from this one, he's a biter!!!"
Kentucky Fried Chicken!!!!!

My Interests



I go to shows, paint, sculpt, draw, listen to and play Horror Punk, practice taxidermy, and watch shitty movies....among other things

I'd like to meet:

George Romero, Dario Argento, Herschell Gordon Lewis, John Waters

Music:

I think it's important to have an open mind about music, except for pop country!! Some of my favorite bands are Misfits, Samhain, Danzig, Bauhaus, Love and Rockets, Dead Boys, Creepersin, GWAR, Lou Reed, Michale Graves, Dr. Chud, Gotham Road, Helium, Magnetic Fields, Concrete Blonde, Nick Cave, Murder City Devils, T-Rex, Velvet Underground, Tell-Tale Heartbreakers, The Shankers, and on and on.....

Movies:

Re-Animator, Texas Chainsaw(the original!!), 2,000 Maniacs, Blue Velvet, Day of the Dead, Jacob's Ladder, and so many others....

Television:

Cold Case Files, City Confidential, American Justice, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Tales From the Darkside, Smallville, Twilight Zone!!!!

Books:

Dante's Inferno, The Hellbound Heart, Almost Home by Damien Echols, Frankenstein, H.P. Lovecraft Short Stories, Laura Palmer's diary, etc....

Heroes:

Glenn Danzig, Doyle, Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney,Sr. , Jack Pierce, Jerry Gergely, Tom Savini, Herschell Gordon Lewis, John Waters, Bill Hicks

My Blog

SOTW SHOW!!!

Season of the Witch is playing at The Langolier this Saturday!! 10/21 It's going to be the first benefit show for the upcoming Suburban American compilation, so come out and give your support, ...
Posted by Jared Glenn on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:16:00 PST