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About Me

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My Interests

Roller derby , tigers in outerspace, fireworks, ricotta pie, Magners, gummy orange slices, text messages, juicy new Sharpies, con men, Khan men, Polaroids, Flickr , roller derby, home fries, cream cheese & dill omelettes from the Deluxe Town Diner, tattoos, maps, making soup, Dinner Club, roller derby, Nerd Night Ladies Auxiliary, LibraryThing , living in the desert in an Airstream trailer, Dairy Queen Blizzards, cups, hot tubs, sweatshirts straight from the dryer, falling asleep, staying asleep until morning

I'd like to meet:

You know who you are.

Movies:

Little Murders, Dangerous Liaisons, In a Lonely Place, The Big Lebowski, The Big Sleep, Honeymoon Killers, Closely Watched Trains, Amadeus, Oldboy, Harlan County USA

Books:

My LibraryThing catalog.
My Book Mooch wishlist.

My Blog

the best laid plans of wives and men

There's only one guy who would find this hilariously sad/sadly hilarious on my behalf, and unfortunately we don't talk anymore. Can I get a "sfx: foghorn"? Amen.PS: If I know you in real life and you ...
Posted by Ruby Khan on Mon, 19 May 2008 03:37:00 PST

fiscally irresponsible garlic breath

In the middle of tonight's pleasant dinner where I ate something that included a lot of really deliciously stinky ramp, I remembered that we have a credit card bill that's due, and proceeded to not en...
Posted by Ruby Khan on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:14:00 PST

I can haz [foghorn!]

Too stupid for even my usual blog.PS: I hate cats.
Posted by Ruby Khan on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:13:00 PST

April 26: Pah-rom pah-rom PROM proooooooooommmm!

The Derby Dames are having another prom in two weeks. We haven't hosted a prom in two years because it took that long to heal the broken hearts from the last time and dream up magical new ensembles to...
Posted by Ruby Khan on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:30:00 PST

EVERYTHING I THOUGHT ABOUT POSTING WAS A BAD IDEA

All of it. Every last thing I thought during the 9 red lights between my and WW's house, which are all linked to 1.) number of drinks at The Independent and 2.) the size of my apparently tiny bladder....
Posted by Ruby Khan on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:54:00 PST

where I havent been

Well of course it looks sad when you put it that way. Iceland and Scandinavia are on the short list for the next trip. ...
Posted by Ruby Khan on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:19:00 PST

My codependent relationship with Diet Coke in cartoon form.

nataliedee.com...
Posted by Ruby Khan on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:04:00 PST

11/10: the Nuts are back in town--with a taste for Wicked Pissah blood

Wicked Pissahs vs. NutcrackersSaturday, November 10, 2007Doors at 5 pm, Bout at 6 pmShriners AuditoriumWilmington, MATickets $14 in advance, $16 at the door www.bostonderbydames.comDon't miss this rem...
Posted by Ruby Khan on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:45:00 PST

Dear Plans D through Z,

Plan C went and got married so I'm accepting applications for advancement in the ranks of who gets to support me in my old age. Please be advised that Plan A is working out swimmingly, so no promises....
Posted by Ruby Khan on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:58:00 PST

6/3: AIDS Walk Boston, sponsor me!

At least a dozen of you currently owe me at least one drink, if not drinks plus dinner plus your firstborn child. I'm offering a one-time amnesty wherein you all can plunk that $6 down toward sponsori...
Posted by Ruby Khan on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:34:00 PST