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Jerry

Maybe poker isnt your game. I know, lets have a spelling contest

About Me

..Superman bling
Who, What Survey
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WHO
Who is your best friend? my wife
Who do you like? people who dont piss me off
Who is your mom? my mom
Who owns your house? someone else, I still have an apartment
Who bought you the clothes your wearing? I have team that helps me
Who is at your house? me, my wife, my dog, and that stranger lurking in the closet who thinks I dont see him....
Who loves you? my wife, my dog, my family, ME
Who said hey to you today? that lady whos purse I stole
Who are you talking to right now? the voices in my head
Who was your ex-boy/girlfriend? the last girl I dated
WHAT
What town do you live in? Fountain hills
What are your pet peeves? the phrase pet peeves
What are you wearing? clothes, and an evil smirk
What do your teeth look like? teeth
What are you doing in an hour? sleeping, or being awake
What is your middle name? david
What is your deepest secret? I dont know. I have kept it secret from myself so I wont tell anyone
What are you doing tomorrow? sleeping, or being awake
What is your boy/girlfriends middle name? Jean
What is in this for you? how much you got?
What is your favorite thing(s) to do? fill out surveys
What are you sitting on? my ass
WHERE
Where are you at right now? earth
Where were you at at 12 noon today? earth
Where is your toothbrush at? toothbrush? is that some new fancy french thing?
Where do you sleep? in the car while I drive
Where do you live? fountain hills
Where were you at at 7pm yesterday? I cant remember 7pm today...
Where is your boy/girl friend? staring over my shoulder
Where are your parents? at home
Where did you put your bookbag? somewhere
Where do you keep your socks? on my feet
WHEN
When was your first kiss? right before my second kiss
When are you getting a job? 15 years ago
When will you grow up? when I am good and ready
When are you going to call your friend? when I get around to it
When did you get home last night? 11pm
When did you graduate? 1996
When are you going to stop taking surveys? never. you cant make me
When was the last time you had a fruit smoothie? not sure
When are you getting married? a year ago
WHY
Why are you taking this? why are you asking so many questions?
Why are you weird? I am not. everyone else is
Why are you wearing what your wearing right now? because I dont want to wear what my wife is wearing
Why dont you have friends? why dont you shut up?
Why cant you get a boy/girl friend? my wife wont let me
Why do you live where your at? its where my stuff is
HOW
How do you fix your hair? I show it whos boss
How are the kids? just fine
How many hours do you spend on the computer? a few.or a lot, I dont know
How many TV shows do you watch? 2
How did you find this survey? I clicked on the survey button to the left
How do you like it so far? I have not decided
How do you make sharpies? ask someone who cares
How many sharpies do you own? thats too personal
How often do you say I love you? a lot
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My Interests

bear wrestling,crocodile diapering, shark surfing, and inventing bogus hobbies to make me sound more interesting

I'd like to meet:

mitch hedberg,elvis,johnny cash, and george washington, but they all are dead now, so I guess I am out of luck

Music:

Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Regina Spektor,Weezer, I am sure there is other stuff

Movies:

The Goonies, Oceans 11, Batman Begins, Eurotrip, Fletch, Tombstone,Mallrats, and the list could go on and on...

Television:

24, reaper, south park, deadliest catch,

Books:

Tim Dorsey novels, Christopher Moore novels, Stephen King

Heroes:

Jerry Krempski

My Blog

a typical night, and the spider incident

Meg is afraid of spiders. I now know this. Last night I was walking Brodie and saw two things I had never seen before. A centipede, and a tarantula. I come in from the walk and tell Meg about it. Meg ...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:37:00 PST

going out solo with Andy

Not too much has happened over the last few weeks, Meg returned to work last week, and hopefully, so too will her sanity. I think being couped up with a very fussy baby was finally starting to ta...
Posted by Jerry on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:43:00 PST

soap in a toilet

So it has been, what, a couple of weeks since I wrote last? Honestly, I'll be fucked if I know. Time lately flys so fast. Andy is doing well. He has started to be very cute, he is cooing and smiling ...
Posted by Jerry on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:20:00 PST

andy’s wee wee and stroller guy

Well, my son is now just over a month old. I can't believe it. It just seems like yesterday that I was sitting here anxiously awaiting his arrival. I had planned on writing a lot more about his life, ...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:17:00 PST

colic

Well, now I am a Daddy. I love my baby Andy so much. I have gone back to work, and at first I was a little excited. One, I was feeling a little couped up ( I can only imagine how Megs feels) and two I...
Posted by Jerry on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:55:00 PST

Andy is here!!!

Well, he is finally here. Our precious baby boy was born on July 22, 2008. He weighed 8 lbs 6.4 ounces, and was 21.25 inches long. He is a big baby. He is also a very good baby. His current hobbies in...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:17:00 PST

almost there

holy crap! Megs and I are closing in on the big day. Ultimately, it is all up to Andy to decide when he wants to be born, but he is starting to make some noise that he is about ready. Meg has been hav...
Posted by Jerry on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:22:00 PST

4 more weeks y’all

wow, only 4 weeks to go now. Meg had an OB visit today, and was informed that she is likely to go full term. Meg did not like that. But the good news is that things are starting for her, and the end o...
Posted by Jerry on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:53:00 PST

another week

well, we are another week closer to baby Andy's due date. 5 weeks and counting. Meg hit the "get this kid out of me" wall this week, which I was anticipating. A week and a half of 113 degree plus weat...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:17:00 PST

less than 6 weeks to go

Meg and my baby is due July 27th. Not too far to go now. I am getting excited, meg is getting nervous for pushing out a baby from her lady parts. more to come later
Posted by Jerry on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:28:00 PST