I love walking along the beach with Voya, he is really cool.
I love harrassing that slut Bronnie, she thinks she is sooo good. She always trys to be the life of the party, look at my pictures on the last page.
I like playing twin tricks on drunk idiots at the pub,thats funny.
I love my 8 little nephews from Left to Right - Ziggy, Miggy, Jiggy, Liggy, Biggy, Siggy, Higgy and Figgy. They are so cute, do you like the glasses I got them for Xmas
I love taking my pet goat Billy for walks. He is great fun.
Jesus to borrow his sandals,Sooty,Rainbow Brite, Giovanni Giorgio Moroder, David Byrne from Talking Heads and the rest of the band in there hey dey,
Someone else in this world that looks exactly like me , oh wait! I have met them.
I'd like to meet Voya, Someone who I don't want to run into is this Frazer, geez what a loose cannon he is.
I guess i'd like to meet someone that is half japanese and mexican. Those are my favourite foods and we could start a mexican and japanese drive through.
I would like to meet my Danish Viking ancestors to say thanks for shaping me as a person.
Talking Heads, what more else is there to say, by god I wish Gilbo and I were born 10 years earlier so we could have seen these mother fuckers live
I love movies with Monkeys in them, like Tarzan, Madagascar, I don't like movies where Monkeys have Rabies though,
The Biggest Loser, any cooking shows, Little Britain, the Chaser, Real Crime, Drawn Together, Wife Swap USA, WE Can be Heroes,
Antiques Roadshow is my favourite show, I guess I just love seeing old people show off their old bits
Who needs to read books when stuff like this happens at a party you throw! Oh poor Bronnie, I told you she was a slut
Camilla and her boyfriend Boutros (pictured below)