THE DICHOTOMY GAME SURVEY
Name: VIBHA
Birthday: VLISSINGEN (that's Flushing)
Birthplace: JULY 17TH MUMMY VAGINA
Current Location: VLISSINGEN
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5 '6
Right Handed or Left Handed: IM A GENETICALLY SUPERIOR LEFTY, WHICH MEANS THAT I'M BETTER THAN RIGHTYS
Your Heritage: East Indian ( Not the trading company)
The Shoes You Wore Today: SHIT KICKERS
Your Weakness: BLACK MEN (AHAHAHAHA NO I DONT HAVE WEAKNESSES, NO MEN ARE MY WEAKNESS, BUT, A QUESTION: WHY ARE MEN THREATENED BY BLACK MEN?)
Your Fears: BLACK MEN AND THOSE RICANS. (i'M NOT AFRAID OF NOTHIN')
Your Perfect Pizza: CHEESE, CHEESE, STRAWBERRIES, CHERRIES, CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: SAY HI TO MORE STRANGERS KICK YOU IN THE FACEFOR FUN THEN BAKE YOU
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I DONT CHAT
Thoughts First Waking Up: LYSOL THE HOUSE
Your Best Physical Feature: IT'S ALL GOOD BABY. IT'S ALLLL GOOD.I'M JUICY AND WONDERFUL. I DON'T KNOW.
Your Bedtime: THE TRUTH IS I CANT SEEP. I SLEEP FOR A FEW, I WAKE UP, I SLEEP, THEN I GET NIGHTMARES, THEN I WRITE, THEN I READ, THEN I SLEEP. I NEED AN OPIATE
Your Most Missed Memory: HANGING OUT WITH MY FATHER.
Pepsi or Coke: CHOCOLATE SODA. I LOVE CHOCOLATE SODA. AND SELTZER. THE ONLY TWO BUBBLIES I DRINK
MacDonalds or Burger King: WENDYS
Single or Group Dates: ORGIES
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: THE WAY VIBHA MAKES CHAI
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: LATTES ANYTHING WITH HALF AND HALF
Do you Smoke: YES I DO
Do you Swear: YES
Do you Sing: DAILY
Do you Shower Daily: 3 TIMES WITH RUBBER DUCKY
Do you want to go to College: ENLIGHTENED SENIOR
Do you want to get Married: TO 5 VERY GOOD HUSBANDS, THEN WE CAN HAVE 10 KIDS AND HAVE OUR OWN CONSTRUCTION CREW. HAHAHAH NO JUST ONE PERSON WHO'S AWESOME. .
Do you belive in yourself: IN MY GUTS AND WHEN MY EYE TWITCHES
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES. DO NOT RIDE HORSES OR BE ON BOATS
Do you think you are Attractive: I'M DAMN FOINE. IM TOLD IM GOOD LOOKIN' DO YOU THINK I'M A TTRACTIVE. I THINK I'M GREAT THE WAY GOD MADE ME.
Are you a Health Freak: ONLY ON TUESDAYS AND SUNDAYS
Do you get along with your Parents: I'VE COME TO REALIZE THAT IM ALOT LIKE MY MOTHER
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES I LOOOVE THE RAIN
Do you play an Instrument: SKIN FLUTE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO. I DO PLAY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: FUCK YOU
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: DO I LOOK LIKE I WEAR FAT PANTS??? WHAT AM I, FROM THE SUBURBS?
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: IN THE SHOWER
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: HEARTS, MY PENS BACK.
Ever been Drunk: HAVE YOU EVER BEN WASTED, PISSING INTO THE ABYSS OF A HIGHWAY?
Ever been called a Tease: I GET CALLED 'TEASE' ALOT. IT'S NOT NICE.
Ever been Beaten up: HAHAHA YES HAHAHAH I HAVE
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: DIE HAPPY SLEEPING
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A DOCTOR, A LAWYER OR AN MBA
What country would you most like to Visit: NOTHING WHERE THERE IS A TURKISH TOILET. I DON'T WANNA STICK IT OUT
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: (I LOOK AT THE FACIAL STRUCTURE ITSELF. I DON'T CARE ABOUT DOMINANT OR RECESSIVE GENES. WHAT IF THE GUY HAS AFUCKED UP JAW LINE?) hahahahahaahah!!!!THE GUY HAS TO MAKE ALOT OF MONEY AND BE REALLY TALL. AND HE HAS TO HAVE A SWELL FACE, OTHERWISE, I DONTWANT
Favourite Hair Color: TO BOTHER WITH RIFF RAFF...( THE pERSON JUST HAS TO BE REALLY NICE TO ME AND GOOD TO ME...I DONT THINK IREALLY CARE ABOUT LOOKS.?!?) CAN'T BE HIDEOUS!)
Short or Long Hair: I CAN PRETEND TO BE LIBERAL AND SAY ITS ABOUT
Height: THE PERSON BLAHBLAH BUT IM REALLY SICK O' THAT. IT'S REALLY ABOUT LOOKS MONEY, DEGREE, HEIGHT.( NO SILLY! IT DEPENDS ON THE INDIVIDUAL)
Weight: HE CANT BE CRAZY FAT. CHUBBY STOCKY MANLY YES BUT NOT REALLY FUCKING FAt.
Name: Vibha I am a victim of an overbearing motherCommon Interest - Families Description: The guilt The nagging The feeding The talking The complaining The arguing The gossiping The doting The seeming to know everything The needing to know everything The matchmaking The nothing in your life is private feeling The talking (needed to be said again) The wondering whether every person that you meet of the opposite sex has a higher degree and is worthy of being your life partner The scary feeling she has eyes behind her head My mother has eyes behind her head If you are a victim of an overbearing mother this is for youI think that's cool