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HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY CARPET MUNCHERS AND FAGZ :)

hello!

About Me

Other than being a very Sultry, Zaftig Maven Goddess, I'm a loud classy Braud. No one suspects indecency from me, b'cuz, well....I'm great. I'm very bossy, and I like having things done my way. It makes sense...I'm always right. and people should just listen to me because I'm smarter and prettier than most and all.make me laugh. I have a "nun-complex", which I think is super charming. I like to laugh. and it's my world and you are just living in it. I don't like pretenders, flaky people, corn balls, irresponsible fagots( not talking about homos). I like people that are clear and direct.You know what? I don't like being criticized either.


THE DICHOTOMY GAME SURVEY
Name: VIBHA
Birthday: VLISSINGEN (that's Flushing)
Birthplace: JULY 17TH MUMMY VAGINA
Current Location: VLISSINGEN
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5 '6
Right Handed or Left Handed: IM A GENETICALLY SUPERIOR LEFTY, WHICH MEANS THAT I'M BETTER THAN RIGHTYS
Your Heritage: East Indian ( Not the trading company)
The Shoes You Wore Today: SHIT KICKERS
Your Weakness: BLACK MEN (AHAHAHAHA NO I DONT HAVE WEAKNESSES, NO MEN ARE MY WEAKNESS, BUT, A QUESTION: WHY ARE MEN THREATENED BY BLACK MEN?)
Your Fears: BLACK MEN AND THOSE RICANS. (i'M NOT AFRAID OF NOTHIN')
Your Perfect Pizza: CHEESE, CHEESE, STRAWBERRIES, CHERRIES, CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: SAY HI TO MORE STRANGERS KICK YOU IN THE FACEFOR FUN THEN BAKE YOU
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I DONT CHAT
Thoughts First Waking Up: LYSOL THE HOUSE
Your Best Physical Feature: IT'S ALL GOOD BABY. IT'S ALLLL GOOD.I'M JUICY AND WONDERFUL. I DON'T KNOW.
Your Bedtime: THE TRUTH IS I CANT SEEP. I SLEEP FOR A FEW, I WAKE UP, I SLEEP, THEN I GET NIGHTMARES, THEN I WRITE, THEN I READ, THEN I SLEEP. I NEED AN OPIATE
Your Most Missed Memory: HANGING OUT WITH MY FATHER.
Pepsi or Coke: CHOCOLATE SODA. I LOVE CHOCOLATE SODA. AND SELTZER. THE ONLY TWO BUBBLIES I DRINK
MacDonalds or Burger King: WENDYS
Single or Group Dates: ORGIES
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: THE WAY VIBHA MAKES CHAI
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: LATTES ANYTHING WITH HALF AND HALF
Do you Smoke: YES I DO
Do you Swear: YES
Do you Sing: DAILY
Do you Shower Daily: 3 TIMES WITH RUBBER DUCKY
Do you want to go to College: ENLIGHTENED SENIOR
Do you want to get Married: TO 5 VERY GOOD HUSBANDS, THEN WE CAN HAVE 10 KIDS AND HAVE OUR OWN CONSTRUCTION CREW. HAHAHAH NO JUST ONE PERSON WHO'S AWESOME. .
Do you belive in yourself: IN MY GUTS AND WHEN MY EYE TWITCHES
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES. DO NOT RIDE HORSES OR BE ON BOATS
Do you think you are Attractive: I'M DAMN FOINE. IM TOLD IM GOOD LOOKIN' DO YOU THINK I'M A TTRACTIVE. I THINK I'M GREAT THE WAY GOD MADE ME.
Are you a Health Freak: ONLY ON TUESDAYS AND SUNDAYS
Do you get along with your Parents: I'VE COME TO REALIZE THAT IM ALOT LIKE MY MOTHER
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES I LOOOVE THE RAIN
Do you play an Instrument: SKIN FLUTE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO. I DO PLAY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: FUCK YOU
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: DO I LOOK LIKE I WEAR FAT PANTS??? WHAT AM I, FROM THE SUBURBS?
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: IN THE SHOWER
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: HEARTS, MY PENS BACK.
Ever been Drunk: HAVE YOU EVER BEN WASTED, PISSING INTO THE ABYSS OF A HIGHWAY?
Ever been called a Tease: I GET CALLED 'TEASE' ALOT. IT'S NOT NICE.
Ever been Beaten up: HAHAHA YES HAHAHAH I HAVE
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: DIE HAPPY SLEEPING
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A DOCTOR, A LAWYER OR AN MBA
What country would you most like to Visit: NOTHING WHERE THERE IS A TURKISH TOILET. I DON'T WANNA STICK IT OUT
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: (I LOOK AT THE FACIAL STRUCTURE ITSELF. I DON'T CARE ABOUT DOMINANT OR RECESSIVE GENES. WHAT IF THE GUY HAS AFUCKED UP JAW LINE?) hahahahahaahah!!!!THE GUY HAS TO MAKE ALOT OF MONEY AND BE REALLY TALL. AND HE HAS TO HAVE A SWELL FACE, OTHERWISE, I DONTWANT
Favourite Hair Color: TO BOTHER WITH RIFF RAFF...( THE pERSON JUST HAS TO BE REALLY NICE TO ME AND GOOD TO ME...I DONT THINK IREALLY CARE ABOUT LOOKS.?!?) CAN'T BE HIDEOUS!)
Short or Long Hair: I CAN PRETEND TO BE LIBERAL AND SAY ITS ABOUT
Height: THE PERSON BLAHBLAH BUT IM REALLY SICK O' THAT. IT'S REALLY ABOUT LOOKS MONEY, DEGREE, HEIGHT.( NO SILLY! IT DEPENDS ON THE INDIVIDUAL)
Weight: HE CANT BE CRAZY FAT. CHUBBY STOCKY MANLY YES BUT NOT REALLY FUCKING FAt.
Name: Vibha I am a victim of an overbearing motherCommon Interest - Families Description: The guilt The nagging The feeding The talking The complaining The arguing The gossiping The doting The seeming to know everything The needing to know everything The matchmaking The nothing in your life is private feeling The talking (needed to be said again) The wondering whether every person that you meet of the opposite sex has a higher degree and is worthy of being your life partner The scary feeling she has eyes behind her head My mother has eyes behind her head If you are a victim of an overbearing mother this is for youI think that's cool

My Interests

CANDIES FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.

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I'M NOT A MAN HATER, BUT WHEN I HAD JUST TURNED 20, A GUY HAD ASKED ME TO KICK HIM IN THE NUTS....I THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE. LANGUAGES: Acadian,CLOCKS,discrete Mathematics, semetic, feno urgic, indo European,ebo ,policymaking, the concept of zero and infinity, Pretty FACES, Gay Rights, JOKES, Gay Marriages,and structure of faces, eugenics, autonomy, slavery, PEOPLE, ADL, affirmative action,Makeup,WOMYN, mascara, lashes, negative action, rascists, bigots, republicans, "liberals", faggots,pseudo intellectuals. Real Intellectuals.BIKE RIDING AND WALKING WITH MY BROTHER, candy, pie , education ,I like to cook, physics, evolved people,PEOPLE, I have a lot--currently it has been, being physically active. Modern Femenism the act of Nipple tweeking

I'd like to meet:

Wollen wir freunde werden? • Crab nebula,other Vibhas, wizards and Genies. Zombies, Virtuosos. Folks that know how to make H bombs. gay men, smart people , creative people -not pseudo intellectuals. Not people that make bad art.ATTENTION: OTHER VIBHAS,OUR PARENTS WERE CRAZY TO NAME US A NAME THAT NO ONE CAN SPELL OR PRONOUNCE ( some people don't know where it comes from, they tell you oh! it's "spanish",right? etc.NO. IT'S NOT SPANISH. IN SPANISH IT WOULD NOT EVEN MAKE SENSE TO NAME YOUR KID THAT. IT WOULD BE A VERB FAUX PAS!!!!!!)

Music:

Vibha has SONIC DELIGHTS.
INDEED
HES REALLY BIG HE LOOKS LIKE A BED

Movies:

IVE WATCHED ALOT OF BAD B FLICKS. "DOWN ON A 110 STREET" WHERE THE ITALIAN JEW AND BLACK PARTAKE IN ORGANIZED CRIME.Fame!!!!sINGLES.SNUFF. JAmes BOnd Movies,aMELI. qUOYONOKATSI.SWINGERS.full metal jacket, clint eastwooD , REVENGE OF THE SITH charles bronson fliks fiNDING nEMO.THE LION KING. *****GO PHISH (AGAIN, NO IM NOT GAY, I JUST LIKE "GO PHISH. IT SHOULD BE A CULTCLASSIC. IT DEPICTS A GROUP OF WOMYN WHO CHALLENGE SOCIAL NORMS, ON WHAT DYKES ARE. THERES AN INCIDENT WHERE A WOMAN , HAS A PHYISICAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A LESBIAN. IT CHALLENGES WHAT WOMEN (GAY WOMEN) SHOULD BE AND HOW THEY OUGHT TO BEHAVE.******).1 WOODY ALLEN MOVIE. loST HighWay.
this is soooo CUTE

Television:

Cartoons
of course!
sometimes, this can be true
BEING GOOD GETS YOU STUFF

Books:

I READ CEREAL/ MEDICINE/ TOILETRY LABELS A LOT. I READ SIGNS AND STICKER ED PRICES. I ALSO READ MANUALS. i read a lot. especially papers.

Heroes:

PHYSICS BUFFS, MATHEMATICIANS, MUMMY. literature buffs, institutionalized education. WOMYN IN THE SCIENCES, MAth AND MEDICINE ......SANSKRIT-IANS, PEOPLE WHO CAN ACCOMPLISH SUICIDE.PEOPLE WHO CAN OVER COME OBSTACLES, SVAMI VIVEKANAND.ST. ANSKAR.Dr.KING-- the biggest kantian of em'...YES EMANUEL KANT TOO

philistines, nihilists, dorks geeks, ugly people pretty ones, hot and gorgeous ones. Zaftig maven Goddessess weeeeee

My Blog

VIBHA 4 YEARS AGO, VIBHA NOW

4 years ago vs Now Body: HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CHANGED IN 4 YEARS ---- 4 Years Ago ------- 1.) How old were you? -- 202.) Where did you go to school? BROOKLYN COLLEGE 3.) Where did you work?working at ti...
Posted by HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY CARPET MUNCHERS AND FAGZ :) on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:27:00 PST

I don't like it when men call wmyn Whores.

A great friend of mine was called this by some one she was seeing. SHe really cared for him. I empathize. SHe is way smarter and more successful than he is or will ever be. He is threatened by her. SO...
Posted by HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY CARPET MUNCHERS AND FAGZ :) on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:01:00 PST

CHERRIES THAT LOOK LIKE BALLS, SEX, MIDGET TOSSING

..[if !supportLists]-->·         ..[endif]-->My classmate said he only dates womyn that are black. This is because "they have stronger sex drives... other women...
Posted by HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY CARPET MUNCHERS AND FAGZ :) on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:24:00 PST

WHY BOTHER WITH THE RESTRAINING ORDER?

..>..>..> it may make you tingle inside, but don't be with someone that puts you down, or beats you, or verbally abuses you. that just blows. then you think that's good or love, and its...
Posted by HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY CARPET MUNCHERS AND FAGZ :) on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:26:00 PST

WHY VIBHA LIKES FAT BOYS

Okay SO it was Pre School 1985And David (Daniel) was really chubby. He had a double chin and a big belly. Everyday, I would  caress his throat and neck and play with the fat that surrounded it. I...
Posted by HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY CARPET MUNCHERS AND FAGZ :) on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:12:00 PST

An Ode to Nice gals from jagzone.com

Ode to the Nice Girls This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and th...
Posted by HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY CARPET MUNCHERS AND FAGZ :) on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:27:00 PST

WHEN YOU FIND THE SWASTIKA OFFENSIVE IT MAKES ME THINK NOT HIGHLY OF YOU

TO THOSE THAT OFTEN TELL ME YOU FIND IT (THE SWASTIKA) 'OFFENSIVE'....THE CROSS OFFENDS ME. A DEAD GUY BLEEDING ON A CROSS, DYING OF ASPHYXIATION OFFENDS ME. IT'S A VERY SAD UGLY MORBID IMAGE (AND IT...
Posted by HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY CARPET MUNCHERS AND FAGZ :) on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:11:00 PST

THE NAMESAKE VALIDATION ( THE MOVIE)

TEACHING IN A MID WESTERN COLLEGE, YES! MY DAD DID THAT TOO, THROUGH OUT HIS 40'S WHEN I WAS LITTLE, TAKING ME WITH HIM TO BABY SIT ME WHEN MY PARENTS WERE SEPERATED FOR THOSE FEW YEARS/ NOT SAYING '...
Posted by HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY CARPET MUNCHERS AND FAGZ :) on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:22:00 PST

DOOFI IS PLURAL FOR DOOFUS DORKI IS THE PREFIX FOR DORKUS

Yea i have been procrastinating.I USE A CUP TO PUT MY CHANGE IN. I'm supposed to write more briefs but i can't impose that onmy self----its' taking awaay my TIME .iwanna be done with schooli SSHould b...
Posted by HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY CARPET MUNCHERS AND FAGZ :) on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:48:00 PST

My Cell PHone LOoks Like it Has Been Ass Raped

IF you are a guy, don't use a tie for a belt. Just buy a belt. I know, I know, Queer eye said:"..."--fuck that.I like seltzer water A lot.Sex should be like when you but merchandise .Why is it so hard...
Posted by HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY CARPET MUNCHERS AND FAGZ :) on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST