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Royal Payne

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About Me

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~>I Love Baseball, I love beer, I like hanging out with my friends and having good times. I may be old but I age like fine wine! So drink it in. I am artistic and full of passion for life. Passion like the passion for only the ends of pizza hut pizza's. Im allergic to cheese and bananas. So there it is, my strength and my weakness. Super hero that I am. Enjoy

My Interests

Art, Photography, Funny People & People who don't take myspace seriously

I'd like to meet:

Im going to write something super gay and say YOU ;)

Music:

Ok this is gonna take a bit, DEFTONES,Pharoahe Monch, foo fighters, Modest Mouse, Mono, HIM, Gwen Stefani and some of No Doubt, Bjork,Tiesto, Frou Frou, Mest, BrentonWood, Fabolous, Jay-Z,Pink Floyd, Thrice, New Order, Saves the day,NIN,Fear Factory, Outkast, Busta Ryhmes,System of a Down, Chevelle, Korn,Incubus, Billie Holiday, RES,Chemical Brothers,Prodigy, Garbage, MInor threat, Ramones, Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins,RadioHead,Atmosphere,Rammstein, the ROots,Dj Honda, Kanye west, Wu Tang,Mobb Deep,Mos Def, the Game, HI-Teknology, Scarface, ATB, Rass Kass, Kittie,TOOL,Rolling Stones, Rage Against the Machine,Breaking Benjamins, Bad Religion,perfect circle, white stripes, Bob Marley--some Italian jazz and mobb hits. Denali, Common, Yeah yeah Yeahs, Oldies from 50-60 era. and I enjoy some Disco "stew" music Team Sleep,kno, Mirwais, danny elfman

Movies:

Anything from Artistic Like Tim Burton,Donnie Darko, Ghost World, i like watching independant films. As much as the blockbusters, im a huge movie buff-which means im a nerd at movies. 2046--watch that. Great films.You live once, why Not watch things that make you think beyond your imagination?

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, SOPRANOS, American dad,Simpsons, weather channel (cheapest vacation ever) the independent movie channel I think it's called IFC, and last but not least the History Channel (huge history fanatic) minus war history.

Books:

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips' red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask'd, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw a goddess go; My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground: And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.-by William Shakespeare

Heroes:

"If the Great Spirit had desired me to be a white man he would have made me so in the first place. He put in your heart certain wishes and plans; in my heart he put other and different desires. Each man is good in the sight of the Great Spirit. It is not necessary, that eagles should be crows." ..Sitting Bull (Teton Sioux)

My Blog

Country song

Her hands ran deepDeep like canyons birthed by watera breeze flows and flaps that skirtwith it's small prints of flowersremains of the day maybe a peice of me bun taught tightsilvery jewel flashes acr...
Posted by Royal Payne on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:22:00 PST

A mini short

     He stared at the velvet picture with it's plastic frame that made a mockery of fine wood. How odd it was the child in the picture looked like she was smirking. Yes, I believe she w...
Posted by Royal Payne on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:04:00 PST

The nerdiest conversation I have ever had

(My bf repeating himself)Me: wow it sounds like there is a gliche in your matrix.Bf: Oh no there's nothing wrong with my programing.Me: But there's something wrong with your hardware.Bf: There's noth...
Posted by Royal Payne on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:10:00 PST

The New Baby

I am proud to present the 2nd man in my life. He's my beautiful little fuzzy ninja!
Posted by Royal Payne on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:24:00 PST

He is going to kill me for posting these LOL

Feb 11, 2008 9:59 AM ...
Posted by Royal Payne on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:33:00 PST

Why I like him around

This is for my friends who I don't get to talk about my current SOB. lol.Why I like him Around. Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart. -Confucius 1. He kisses my hand ...
Posted by Royal Payne on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:50:00 PST

Don’t go

Don't go crazy on me nowhe saysdon't drive on me nowbroke metal keys on locked doorsdon't let go nowease updon't drop pills nowcup itdrink up until you chokesnort up until you explodeBelieve in mestal...
Posted by Royal Payne on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:09:00 PST

Signs you found the wrong guy

These are some "red flags" of finding the wrong guy or you are with the wrong guy. Of course from personal experience.  -If a guy says he has a "blood disease" that makes him sick like he's getti...
Posted by Royal Payne on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:07:00 PST

What

when the glaze fades for yourealizing there had been a timewhere we said i love you'snow it seems more like a crimeout of all the lonely peopletaking your hands in my ownmaking our pilgrims into steep...
Posted by Royal Payne on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:06:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

..http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Royal Payne on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:08:00 PST