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malice deejay

I am here for Friends

About Me

read this, bitch: www.themonobrow.com

My Interests

monkeys, wine, bananas, music, being waited on, geek bashing, flushing the nerds.

I'd like to meet:

no geeks thanks (definitely no geeks). some girls would be nice though. there are too many boys on the internet.

Music:

justice - carpates. solvent. mogwai. arab strap. felix da housecat. james holden. nathan fake. aphex twin. missy elliott. hefner. pj harvey. miss kittin and the hacker. the knife. metope. dr superpitcher. four tet. and lots more probably. but no minimal.

Movies:

a list of films which other people i know have said are their favourite films as a joke:
ace ventura pet detective. uncle buck. sliding doors. love actually. stop or my mom will shoot.
(as you can see it is a joke that never gets tired)

Television:

nathan barley. the bill. the thick of it. peep show. inspector morse. chimp week.

Books:

slowly.

Heroes:

alice deejay. snowflake. miss kittin. pj harvey. andy pipkin. mickey webb.

My Blog

those bitches justice took carpates away

so i am afraid i don't have a profile song anymore. bitches.
Posted by malice deejay on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:39:00 PST

i wish everyone in the world was on myspace

then i'd never have to talk to anyone in real life.
Posted by malice deejay on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:17:00 PST

no i don't have an astigmatism

but i do think i look a bit like the crazy frog when i take my glasses off
Posted by malice deejay on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 11:33:00 PST

this seems mighty cheap

cds from £1-£5. surely too good to be true?
Posted by malice deejay on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:36:00 PST

some questions for all the linguists in the house:

was it really a big secret that boards of canada are brothers? do we even really believe that they are brothers now? the boy who cried wolf springs to mind. drm is really bad. but does anyone here sp...
Posted by malice deejay on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:29:00 PST

whatever whatever whatever. dot com.

www.themonobrow.com is where i write all my real thoughts. because of course you would like to read the thoughts of a girl with rice crackers for fangs.
Posted by malice deejay on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:25:00 PST