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...splattered on a wall...

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About Me


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My Interests

Girls. Computers. Gaming. American Muscle. Al Cohol. Music. Art. Advertising Design. You?

I'd like to meet:

If I knew who I wanted to meet, then I would be consciously seeking them. So surprise me!

A Guide for Nice Guys

(WARNING: This may result in utter lack of returned affection and/or the end results may be less than desireable.)

1) tell her she is beautiful
2) hold her hand at any moment...even if it's just for a second
3) hug her from behind
4) leave her voice messages to wake up to
5) when she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you
6) recognize the small things, they usually mean the most
7) if you're talking to another girl, when you're done, walk over and hug her and kiss her, let her know she's yours and they aren't
8) write her notes or call her just to say hi
9) introduce her to your friends..as your girlfriend
10) play with her hair
11) pick her up (she loves it)
12) get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it
13) make her laugh
14) let her fall asleep in your arms
15) if she's mad at you..kiss her
16) if you care about her (we all know this is a challenge) then tell her
17) every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she will hug it everytime she goes to sleep), one of his t-shirts (she will most likely wear it to bed) and something special
18) treat her the same around your friends as you do when you are alone
19) look her in the eyes and smile
20) hang out with her on the weekends (it won't kill you)
21) kiss her in the rain (girls love this)
22) kiss her just for the heck of it
23) remember her birthday and get her something even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from you, it means the world to her
24) if you're listening to music..let her listen too
25) when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it..even if you don't (it will make her happy)
26) always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don't care..so call even if you can only talk for a minute
27) kiss her on the neck
28) never force her to do anything she doesn't want to do..respect her when she says no

Music:

1 Hydrogen (H) 2 Helium (He) 3 Lithium (Li) 4 Beryllium (Be) 5 Boron (B) 6 Carbon (C) 7 Nitrogen (N) 8 Oxygen (O) 9 Fluorine (F) 10 Neon (Ne) 11 Sodium (Na) 12 Magnesium (Mg) 13 Aluminum (Al) 14 Silicon (Si) 15 Phosphorus (P) 16 Sulfur (S) 17 Chlorine (Cl) 18 Argon (Ar) 19 Potassium (K) 20 Calcium (Ca) 21 Scandium (Sc) 22 Titanium (Ti) 23 Vanadium (V) 24 Chromium (Cr) 25 Manganese (Mn) 26 Iron (Fe) 27 Cobalt (Co) 28 Nickel (Ni) 29 Copper (Cu) 30 Zinc (Zn) 31 Gallium (Ga) 32 Germanium (Ge) 33 Arsenic (As) 34 Selenium (Se) 35 Bromine (Br) 36 Krypton (Kr) 37 Rubidium (Rb) 38 Strontium (Sr) 39 Yttrium (Y) 40 Zirconium (Zr) 41 Niobium (Nb) 42 Molybdenum (Mo) 43 Technetium (Tc) 44 Ruthenium (Ru) 45 Rhodium (Rh) 46 Palladium (Pd) 47 Silver (Ag) 48 Cadmium (Cd) 49 Indium (In) 50 Tin (Sn) 51 Antimony (Sb) 52 Tellurium (Te) 53 Iodine (I) 54 Xenon (Xe) 55 Cesium (Cs) 56 Barium (Ba) 57 Lanthanum (La) 58 Cerium (Ce) 59 Praseodymium (Pr) 60 Neodymium (Nd) 61 Promethium (Pm) 62 Samarium (Sm) 63 Europium (Eu) 64 Gadolinium (Gd) 65 Terbium (Tb) 66 Dysprosium (Dy) 67 Holmium (Ho) 68 Erbium (Er) 69 Thulium (Tm) 70 Ytterbium (Yb) 71 Lutetium (Lu) 72 Hafnium (Hf) 73 Tantalum (Ta) 74 Wolfram/Tungsten (W) 75 Rhenium (Re) 76 Osmium (Os) 77 Iridium (Ir) 78 Platinum (Pt) 79 Gold (Au) 80 Mercury (Hg) 81 Thallium (Tl) 82 Lead (Pb) 83 Bismuth (Bi) 84 Polonium (Po) 85 Astatine (At) 86 Radon (Rn) 87 Francium (Fr) 88 Radium (Ra) 89 Actinium (Ac) 90 Thorium (Th) 91 Protactinium (Pa) 92 Uranium (U) 93 Neptunium (Np) 94 Plutonium (Pu) 95 Americium (Am) 96 Curium (Cm) 97 Berkelium (Bk) 98 Californium (Cf) 99 Einsteinium (Es) 100 Fermium (Fm) 101 Mendelevium (Md) 102 Nobelium (No) 103 Lawrencium (Lr)

Movies:

I love movies so I will list some of my favorites, most are newer ones.
V for Vendetta. The Notebook. Saw. Serenity. Platoon. Interview with a Vampire. Requiem for a Dream. But I'm a Cheerleader. Waking Life. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Nightmare Before Christmas. Hide and Seek. Domino. Shichinin no samurai. Schindler's List. Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain. American Beauty. Se7en. The Piano. A Clockwork Orange. Reservoir Dogs. Le Notti di Cabiria. San Ging Chaat Goo Si. The Godfather Trilogy. Scarface. Public Enemy.

Television:

House, The Sopranos, Heroes, Smallville, Nip/Tuck, and the NEWZ!

Heroes:

Only Myself.

My Blog

!!!!!!!NEW GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION!!!!!!! Esca pwns

This application must be filled out in its entirety in order to be considered for the position that you are applying for. Photographs may sway my opinion one way or the other, feel free to attach any ...
Posted by ...splattered on a wall... on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:26:00 PST

holocaust

The setting sun of August heat The leaves too dry to blow The golden grass on cracks of clay As the first fire glows No call of birds or warning words No sound, no pop, no crack No smell of smoke on g...
Posted by ...splattered on a wall... on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:28:00 PST

..just the two of us..

I'm the source of your self destruction. Come join the wicked games I play. We'll stain the sky a rick dark red, With blood of men who blindly pray. It's nice to see you here tonight. Again I'm waiti...
Posted by ...splattered on a wall... on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:22:00 PST

Lets make a deal..

Forgive me for liking you too much, And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough. Forgive me for missing you so, And I'll forgive you for being so cold. Forgive me for the loud racing of my heart...
Posted by ...splattered on a wall... on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:57:00 PST

Girls Suck

The entire female sex sucks. This has always and will always be true. Until the end of time. No matter the circumstances or other factors. Girls will always suck. But.. consequently, I will always...
Posted by ...splattered on a wall... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST