About Me

& i need you now somehow♥im andrea, please pronounce it correctly.my life is one huge inside joke, i promise. im almost 19. im into tattoos & piercings. i have 3 tattoos at the moment, one on my back, lip & arm. i have about 16 piercings i think, snakebites, both tragus',industrial, conch, daith, and other random ones on my ears.

no they didnt hurt that bad, so quit asking.

i could live off energy drinks & marlboro menthol. im up for doing anything, i usually am never around leesburg unless im working.. yeah, talk about some crazy road trips. don't message me or IM me if you're creepy, sorry im not looking for boys on myspace. ;abrracadaverr

My Interests

"Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your button falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby."

I'd like to meet:

a boy who will hold my hand and watch horror movies with me.

That can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars over the fence, world series kind of love.

Music:

anything loud obnoxious & yummy or anything show me & d can get tickets to. techno.trance.metal.indie.hard.screamy.death.

Movies:

blood, gore, horror. anything that makes me not want to go to sleep at night

Television:

scarred, prison break, athf, house, nip/tuck, the bad girls club.

My Blog

how to pick up chicks by arthur & andrea

I am Arfur: i got hit on by the pizza delivery girl.abrracadaverr: was she hotI am Arfur: yeah she was pretty good lookin.abrracadaverr: sexyI am Arfur: exept i was too stoned to have a conversatioon ...
Posted by who the fuck is this mother fucker on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST

so... bro... whats really good?

1. Height?five five2. Have you ever done heroin?uh, no. def not3. Do you own a gun?i want an airsoft gun.mwahaha.5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?yesss i fucking hate them. 6. What do ...
Posted by who the fuck is this mother fucker on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:04:00 PST

do i have to spell it out for you?

37 Things You'd Never Think to Ask...01. Have you ever been searched by the cops?oh yeahhh02. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? no wayy, i love roller coastersss :)03. When's the last time you...
Posted by who the fuck is this mother fucker on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

me & my friends having a dance partyyyy. ((video))

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Posted by who the fuck is this mother fucker on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST

dance forever

I Live: my life to the fullest, bitch.I Work: at claires & it's sort of awesome.I Talk: like nobodys listening.I Wish: I was partying!I Enjoy: spending other peoples money.I Look: like shit right now...
Posted by who the fuck is this mother fucker on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:29:00 PST

i love baltimore maryland. (camera phone story)

so i went to Baltimore yesterday... and it's the best place ever... & you can find this billboard on the crossroads between..... && whoever thought this was a good idea, was correct. i love camera p...
Posted by who the fuck is this mother fucker on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:35:00 PST

this is probably the greatest thing i've ever read

"So what are you doing tonight?" she asked me on instant messenger."I just got in from watching some shitty bands, ill probably just sit around tonight. Why?""You wanna make out?" she responded with a...
Posted by who the fuck is this mother fucker on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST

man it's so sexy how she can't remember last night.

im at a loss for words.i don't know what im doing anymore, its sucks having my closes friends at different spots in their life right now.so it's hard to relate with anymore anymore.& im just not feeli...
Posted by who the fuck is this mother fucker on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST

bored as hell & i wanna get ill

ugh today was one of those days.just everything was wrongim sick, work was shitty. i had to train a CSM... what the fuck.im glad someone told me? not.that was just all around bad.my office was a wreck...
Posted by who the fuck is this mother fucker on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:08:00 PST

i wish everyone knew how much...

i hated my life right now.
Posted by who the fuck is this mother fucker on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:27:00 PST

i googled murder

with the dog?!