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GEOFFREY PARIS

IM THE MARSHA FUCKING BRADY OF THE LOWER WEST SIDE

About Me



Manage
"Count the threads on your knock-off juicy couture bag.
Let your stale mascara drip off your face, as you cry in horror when 'Daddy's
credit card stopped working'
Look around and notice that you're a clone. Understand we live in a mirror and
everything is a copy.
Can life as a teenager get anymore boring.
There is no point in living as a teen.
You're controlled by adults.
Your're not free to do what you want
you spend half your teenage life at school
you're scared/forced/demanded to do work WITHOUT PAY!
Your
age

limits you
You can't get the jobs you want
You can't go to the clubs/parties/concerts you want to
you can only have fun at the Mcdonalds Playground
Your

love


life
Is a scam.
Everyone cheats on everyone
you're either lonely
ugly
poor
rich
popular
a no-body
fat
skinny
just "not my type".

Suicide


what a waste of time
and razors/pills/noose
You'll be out of the house in no time
Too messy
"selfish" when really its your damn life
you wont accomplish everything
you'll leave behind your myspace life *gag*
punish your parents
punish yourself

Fashion


Is it in or is it out?
Is it too expensive or is it too cheap?
Is it your color or is it your shape?
is it what Paris Hilton wore in her new sex video?
Is it a Coach or a Chanel?
Is it a knock-off or real?

Sexuality


Whats the point you're all sluts anyways
All the boys are too afraid to experiment
All the girls are more than willing.
All the sex parties die down by 3 a.m
Everyone has everyones something, smeared on them somewhere
You're so hollowed out you don't even know what sex you are.

Drugs


Is it life or is it death?
Is it laced or is it straight
will I blaze or will I fade
how will I detox in time for my god damned drug test
Will I be cool if I do this?
Will I be lame[xCORE] if I don't

Race


No one acts their own race
Whites are blacks
blacks are whites
Pink is purple and yellow is faded
Religion
Why focus on a myth
when the true god is yourself
why ask questions to the ceiling, when you can ask "Jeeves"
Why read a book of words that never change
rather than a brand new Anne Rice novel?
Why slit your wrists and scream "Stigmata" so everyone will believe your ugly
lies?

T.V.


Why sit and watch other people look like asses when you can do it yourself.
Why waste time and not accomplish things you want to?
why soak up the bullshit lies the news and media spreads."
-PLASTIC MARTYR-
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/20/2005
Band Website: purevolume.com/geoffreyparis
Band Members:

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Influences: DIRRTY SHOWERS, CLUBS, DISCO LIGHTS, TECHNO, SWEAT DRIPPING FROM WET BODIES, SEX, SLUTS AND HOOKERS, CLUB KIDS, MICHEAL ALIG, BOYSEAN, DJ CHRISTOFF, HIGH HEALS, WHIPS AND CHAINS, MARILYN MANSON, KMFDM, YOUR MOMMIES TACO, YOUR DADDIES SAUSAGE, BARBIE & KEN, PINK LIPSTICK, WIGS, CONDOMS, PLATFORMS, JESUS & THE DEVIL, AMANDA LEPORE, PLASTIC SURGERY, BOY GEORGE, MEAT CLEVERS, GLITTER INJECTIONS, PETE BURNS, AND MY HAIRLESS CAT.

FAVORITES-
REGINA - "MEAN GIRLS"
COURTNEY - "JAWBRAKER"
BRYAN - "QUEER AS FOLK"
LAURA - "TOMB RAIDER"
MIRANDA - "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA"
HELEN - "DEATH BECOMES HER"

Sounds Like: Me slapping what you THOUGHT was fabulous right out of your little head...My hairless cat pissing on your "salvation army" Chuck Taylors...The ending of a drama after someone died...your ears ringing from the loud bass of some fabulous techno song...club kids protesting against the arrest of Michael Alig...A scratched up contact lense popping off a bloody eye ball...your mom and dad fucking in the next room...Angels starting a war to stop the arising of the next generation...Geoffrey Paris's quill signing a contract to become Princess/Prince of the underground next generation world...and a dumb bitch crying in her tacky room from the jelousy engraving itself in her cracked skull.

SUPERSIZE ME BITCH

CLOROX SHOTS

I'M HOT

Type of Label: None

My Blog

THANK YOU

I'm an asshole... But an honest asshole... But i was just thinking to myself today while getting my nails done that i should Thank all of you who support me.I know i dont always reply back to a lot of...
Posted by GEOFFREY PARIS on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 08:31:00 PST

EVERYTHING THAT PISSES ME OFF IN ONE BLOG!!!

OK SO I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS, DJ CHRISTOFF... AND WHEN WE TALK, BELIEVE ME...WE TALK! ABOUT EVERYTHING... AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT MUSIC AND MYSPACE AND OUR CAREERS, ...
Posted by GEOFFREY PARIS on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:58:00 PST

I AM FUCKING DONE!!!!!!

When you don't really like someone, it is easy to be a nasty bitch and talk shit on them... It can actually be quite therapeutic and feel good.It can also be quite immature and pathetic. So let's cut ...
Posted by GEOFFREY PARIS on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:45:00 PST

GEOFFREY PARIS MAKE OVERS!

BEFOREAFTERBEFOREAFTERAFTER 2BEFOREAFTERAFTER 2 BEFOREAFTERBEFOREAFTERAFTER 2 BEFOREAFTERAFTER 2 BEFOREAFTERAFTERAFTER 2AFTER 3BEFOREAFTERBEFOREAFTERAFTER ...
Posted by GEOFFREY PARIS on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:51:00 PST

1,000,000 PLAYS BITCHES

So today JUNE 26, 2007 i just broke 1,000,000 plays on my music player, thanks to all you guys... It's a small accomplishment. However, it's only the beginning... At this point I am in the top 10 mysp...
Posted by GEOFFREY PARIS on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:54:00 PST

What i have to say?

Ok, so a lot of you people who comment my pix tend to let a certain line of certain words cum out of your mouths that I cannot stand any longer...and so therefore I am writing this to all of you... We...
Posted by GEOFFREY PARIS on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:19:00 PST

CLUB PARTY MONSTER PIX!

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Posted by GEOFFREY PARIS on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

ONLINE STORE, PICS, AND A GEOFFREY PARIS ALBUM?

If you want Geoffrey Paris clothes, clocks, teddie bears, pillows, and all kinds of other shit...GO HERE:If you want a Geoffrey Paris CD...Keep your panties on... it will be available soon. ...
Posted by GEOFFREY PARIS on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST