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About Me


Si je ne peux pas être beau, je veux être invisible.

If you know me in real life, add my FRIENDS ONLY .
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel

"Some men see things as they are, and say 'Why?'; I dream of things that never were, and say, 'Why not?'" - George Bernard Shaw

"Die my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!" - Groucho Marx

This about me is currently
UNDER CONSTRUCTION

"The World is divided into armed camps ready to commit genocide just because we can't agree on whose fairy tales to believe. In the end, Religion will kill us all." - Ed Krebs

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My Interests


"Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the seas; they live in one another still. For they must needs be present, that love and live in that which is omnipresent. In this divine glass, they see face to face; and their converse is free as well as pure. This is the comfort of friends, that though they may be said to die, yet their friendship and society are, in the best sense, ever present, because immortal." - William Penn, More Fruits of Solitude

I'd like to meet:


Jesse Lacey♥

Shia Labeouf♥

Rupert Grint♥

Maynard James Keenan♥
Jim Sturgess
Dane Cook
Oprah Winfrey
Tupac Shakur
Hayden Christensen
Sean Biggerstaff
Regis Philbin
Charles Darwin
Leonardo Da Vinci
Leonardo Dicaprio
God

funk master sarah™'s Friends
A friend in need is a friend indeed; a friend with weed is better.

UNDER CONSIDERATION
I'm not sure who belongs here atm.
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Go ahead, steal them .

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Music:

Alexisonfire
Alicia Keys
Alkaline Trio
The All-American Rejects
As I Lay Dying
The Beatles
Blink-182
Brand New♥
Cake
Chevelle
Deadsy
Deftones
The Dillinger Escape Plan
The Doors
Dr. Dre
The Early November
Elysia
The Fall of Troy
Foo Fighters
Gorillaz
Gym Class Heroes
Incubus
Jet
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Eat World
The K.G.B.
Knights of the Abyss
Lady Sovereign
Led Zeppelin
Ludacris
M.I.A.
Maroon 5
Matchbook Romance
Matchbox 20
Muse
N.E.R.D.
No Doubt
Of Montreal
The Offspring
OK Go
Peachcake
A Perfect Circle
Pink Floyd
Poison the Well
The Postal Service
Relient K
Rise Against
Say Anything
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Senses Fail
Snoop Dogg
The Steve Miller Band
The Strokes
Sublime
Sum 41
T.I.
Taking Back Sunday
Tech N9ne
Third Eye Blind
Three 6 Mafia
Thrice
TTEOTD
Tool♥
We Are Scientists
Weezer
WhiteChapel
The Who
Zao
and LOTS more...

Movies:

Empire Records
Life as a House
Fight Club
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Arsenic and Old Lace
300
Amelie
Bring It On
Donnie Darko
Shaun of the Dead
Mean Girls
Monsters Inc.
Dear Frankie
Some Like it Hot
Across the Universe
Chicago
Ocean's Eleven
Juno
Zoolander
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
ALL the Harry Potter movies

Television:

CSI:
Entourage
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
MythBusters
What Not to Wear
South Park
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Planet Earth
Futurama
Scrubs
Invader Zim
Spongebob Squarepants
The Office
Jericho
America's Next Top Model
etc...

Books:

I LOVE to read, and I don't care how much of a geek you think I am because of it.
ALL of the Harry Potter books♥
Eragon; Eldest
Night
The Catcher in the Rye
Animal Farm
1984
Confessions of Georgia Nicholson
Of Mice and Men
Artemis Fowl series
The Hobbit; LOTR
The Series of Unfortunate Events
Fahrenheit 451
Rant
all 4 of Dan Brown's novels, and pretty much anything by John Grisham or Stephen King.

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Heroes:

My friends and family.

My Blog

tainted angel

She flew in on an arc Leaving me stunned Her hair the color gold Skin as pale as moonlight A face of pure beauty She was my angel Sent down from above My world in one I couldn't see her darkne...
Posted by funk master sarah™ on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST

do this instead.

name=age=location=height=hair color=eye color=tattoos or piercings?=are you clean?=a few bands you like=a few movies you like=do you drink?=smoke?=do any drugs?=do you have sex?=alot?=care that i don'...
Posted by funk master sarah™ on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:53:00 PST

I can't stop thinking about you.

at times my mind wonders away from the thought of you... but you always seem to find your way back in. I wish I could talk to you just one last time. tell how much you really meant to me. you were the...
Posted by funk master sarah™ on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

tisk tisk.

I really should stop doing bad things. I got arrested today, for the second time this year. I know it sounds bad, but they were only paper arrests, and they both were for really retarded things. first...
Posted by funk master sarah™ on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:17:00 PST

EDIT: :'[[

the boy I love HATES me. I feel like dying... my life is pretty much over now anyways. I now loathe the boy I used to think I loved, until I learned that he's one of the biggest assholes on the f...
Posted by funk master sarah™ on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST