I'd like to meet:
Kitty Pride or maybe Abraham Lincoln, preferably both at the same time.
Music:
Foo Fighters, White Stripes, Beastie Boys, Weezer, Blondie, Zepplin, Aerosmith, and lots lots more.
Movies:
Shaun of the Dead, Serenity, Back to the Future, Godfather, Wet Hot American Summer, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Pulp Fiction, Ghost Busters, The Graduate, Being There, Zoolander, Zero Effect, Blade Runner, Star Wars, Airplane!, Office Space, Big Lebowski, Sin City, Slither, Blues Brothers...
Television:
The Office (UK), The Office (USA), 30 Rock, SNL, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Batman Animated Series, Clerks Animated Series, Firefly, Veronica Mars, Lost, 24, Sopranos, Rome, Extras, Buffy, Angel, Battlestar Galatica, The Prisoner, Mythbusters, LOST and basically anything on the History channel unles it is something about Napoleon 'cause man that guy was a dick.