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Crazy_J

We can't stop here!! This is bat country.

About Me

I'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.I'm a fairly down to earth person who like most, are trying to find happiness. I've spent the last few years trying to get all of my toys (boat, car, bike, hot air balloon) but I still don't know what I really want. Just like most. I live in a house thats wayyy too big for one person, especially when its quiet. I've been told I drink too much....Fuck'em..I spend far too much money on my herbal medication....but this I need to live you see :D till I quit. I really don't know what else to say or what I should say on this rather....who knows what kind of fuckin weirdo you are readin this shit. yeah I'm done.
How to make a Crazy_J
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts crazyiness
3 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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My Interests

Anything that runs on gasoline *except my lawnmower*....I like to ride my motorcycle to the beach on the weekends until I get the boat workin....then its fishin time. I try and pick my guitar up at least 4 times a week and a bass that I'm tryin to finger too. Glass Blowing, Guns, Car Racing/Tuning.

I'd like to meet:

Kari Byron Mmmm

Music:

Tool, Bad Religion, Nirvana, Johnny Cash, Bach, System of a Down, Dead Kennedys, Seether, Phish. I like pretty much everything. Except Modest Mouse

Movies:

Again I have a very diverse taste, but a few are... V for Vendetta, Sin City, Forest Gump, American Beauty, Fight Club, Nightmare Before Christmas, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop worrying and Love the Bomb, Full Metal Jacket...pretty much all the Kubrick's. All the Tarantino's, Burton, Vampire Movies, Love Fear and Loathing, Cheech and Chong, Snatch, Lock Stock, MST3K Freak, Plus alot of 80' s movies people don't watch anymore....

Television:

I'm one of those yuppies that buys all the damn seasons of a show on DVD the day it comes out because I don't have cable. Scrubs, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Chappelle Show, Aeon Flux, King of the Hill, South Park,.....ya know when I look at it like that....mostly all cartoons, it must look like I have the mental capacity of a 5 year old.....like alot of TV views I might add.....but my interest with them goes behind the frames to how many people it took to put together 22 minutes of comedy and how the whole process is done. I much prefer that than someone who can't help but watch shows like Friends, or Seinfeld or any of that crap.

Books:

The Gentlemen's Guide to the Golden Age of Blowjobs.

Heroes:

For the time being.....Dr. Perry Cox
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