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"Stationary / Invader Paul"
Ltd 500 7" Realeased 16th April 2007
Each single has a different cover deigned by a different artist. That's 500 different covers! Pick up your copy in your local independent record shop or online at:
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Look! Watch! It's the video for Invader Paul...
Peter Butler was born from his mother's womb. By the age of 52 he had invented music. His first piece 'I Won't Let My Sun Go Down On Me' was composed on a sardine tin with a marshmallow hat. It was later performed by the duo, Dylan and Moyet. In 1987 he won the Nobel Peace Prize for killing cats. He later founded the Bauhaus movement for kidz. His book 'Baby Bauhaus' was an international best seller in Kenya.
Al Par drove a tractor on his second birthday. At the age of five he passed away after contracting a sore eye. He was resurrected on his seventh birthday with an extreme case of gout. In 1931 he developed a technique for growing bamboo on the backs of giant pandas in a bid to encourage intercourse. In 1999 he joined the electro country rap and roll band The Vibrating Owls. He played mahogany tawny. He now lives with tuberculosis.
David Stephens, the only child of a Greek Labrador Retriever, started life as an apprentice hairdresser. He quickly developed a reputation for being a slut with scissors and his "tea and biscuits" always left the punters with a dry smile on their faces. In 1982 aged 19 he moved to Birmingham on Sea where he picked up a left handed fiddle and joined the Salvation Army. He married Katrina from Katrina and The Waves and moved to Wigan Aviary where they completed their critically acclaimed album 'Ambient Noises From Leftfield Dementia". He has six dogs, one for each child.
Tagistani Collinparker Rentman Bubble & Squeak spent his early years in and out of prison for petty offences. In 1945 he received six life sentences for squirting a rabbit with tepid milk. While behind bars he met a bassoon player who played the prison bars with a huge rubber stick and a passion to match. He introduced 'Tag' to ball gowns and gave him a Chinese whistle which he quickly mastered. In 1946 whilst serving the fifth of his six life sentences he was accidentally given the keys to the prison. He escaped and took his one man Chinese whistle blowing show on the road where he made a steady living.
In 2002 the four met while attending a conference on disabled mobility. They shared a passion for God and smoked herrings. They soon learned of their shared musical abilities and discovered that by combining their skills, the most interesting thing happened. They became the best band in the world. They called themselves The Stereophonics. The threat of legal action forced them to consider a name change. However, they did not relent and later accepted an out of court settlement for six million pounds. They spent the winnings on fags and booze and changed their name anyway. Stained Glass Heroes were born.