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Stained Glass Heroes

Watching, waiting to pick at your pieces.

About Me

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"Stationary / Invader Paul"
Ltd 500 7" Realeased 16th April 2007
Each single has a different cover deigned by a different artist. That's 500 different covers! Pick up your copy in your local independent record shop or online at:
Amazon
Rough Trade
Norman Records
HMV online
Action Records
Or send us a fiver and we'll send you one, email [email protected]
Look! Watch! It's the video for Invader Paul...
Peter Butler was born from his mother's womb. By the age of 52 he had invented music. His first piece 'I Won't Let My Sun Go Down On Me' was composed on a sardine tin with a marshmallow hat. It was later performed by the duo, Dylan and Moyet. In 1987 he won the Nobel Peace Prize for killing cats. He later founded the Bauhaus movement for kidz. His book 'Baby Bauhaus' was an international best seller in Kenya.
Al Par drove a tractor on his second birthday. At the age of five he passed away after contracting a sore eye. He was resurrected on his seventh birthday with an extreme case of gout. In 1931 he developed a technique for growing bamboo on the backs of giant pandas in a bid to encourage intercourse. In 1999 he joined the electro country rap and roll band The Vibrating Owls. He played mahogany tawny. He now lives with tuberculosis.
David Stephens, the only child of a Greek Labrador Retriever, started life as an apprentice hairdresser. He quickly developed a reputation for being a slut with scissors and his "tea and biscuits" always left the punters with a dry smile on their faces. In 1982 aged 19 he moved to Birmingham on Sea where he picked up a left handed fiddle and joined the Salvation Army. He married Katrina from Katrina and The Waves and moved to Wigan Aviary where they completed their critically acclaimed album 'Ambient Noises From Leftfield Dementia". He has six dogs, one for each child.
Tagistani Collinparker Rentman Bubble & Squeak spent his early years in and out of prison for petty offences. In 1945 he received six life sentences for squirting a rabbit with tepid milk. While behind bars he met a bassoon player who played the prison bars with a huge rubber stick and a passion to match. He introduced 'Tag' to ball gowns and gave him a Chinese whistle which he quickly mastered. In 1946 whilst serving the fifth of his six life sentences he was accidentally given the keys to the prison. He escaped and took his one man Chinese whistle blowing show on the road where he made a steady living.
In 2002 the four met while attending a conference on disabled mobility. They shared a passion for God and smoked herrings. They soon learned of their shared musical abilities and discovered that by combining their skills, the most interesting thing happened. They became the best band in the world. They called themselves The Stereophonics. The threat of legal action forced them to consider a name change. However, they did not relent and later accepted an out of court settlement for six million pounds. They spent the winnings on fags and booze and changed their name anyway. Stained Glass Heroes were born.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/20/2005
Band Website: stainedglassheroes.co.uk
Band Members: Tony Owl
Gordon Retriever
David Spavid
Tag
Influences: Magazine
Can
Love
Wire
The Fall
Captain Beefheart
Adam and the Ants
Cluster
Broadcast
Faust
PIL
Sounds Like:
Pained Arse Zeroes.

Record Label:
Genepool Records

Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

New video for 'Invader Paul' on Youtube - stick your t'internet fingers in this direction...

Touch this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrxSwjUQz14
Posted by Stained Glass Heroes on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:01:00 PST

URGENT, PLEASE READ

Hello,To everyone that chose to take part in our 500 different artists for 500 different sleeve designs, if you've designed a sleeve and sent it back to us, thank you very much and we want to lick you...
Posted by Stained Glass Heroes on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST

What the Cox's Pippin is this?!

A rancid apple turns to face you. A pip for an eye, a nose for a stalk. Itmouths the words "attend the gig". How did it do that, It has no mouth? "I'ma Cox's Pippin" it says. You laugh hysterically as...
Posted by Stained Glass Heroes on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:09:00 PST

Design a Stained Glass Heroes single sleeve!!!

Stained Glass Heroes are due to release a double a-side single.There will be a limited edition 500 7" vinyl single pressed, which we have set ourselves the task of:Getting 500 different people/artists...
Posted by Stained Glass Heroes on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:54:00 PST

xerox teens presents.


Posted by Stained Glass Heroes on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:38:00 PST