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IM AWESOME

Wow. That guy makes Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez.

About Me

What about me? I'm like a diamond with infinite facets. Personality best described as enigmatic. I believe this to be true mostly because of my parents. My father, George, was born in Bethlehem, Palestine. My mother, Linda, was born in Tallahassee,Florida. I was born here in the states, Cheverly, Maryland at P.G. hospital. It is from the convergence of these two cultures that I have been able to affiliate myself or relate with so many different types of people. I'm sure being a Libra helps, as well as having the name Khalil(it means friend to all). I see the beauty in all and try find humor in the oddest settings. If my super cheesy jokes don't have you groaning with disgust just wait a while I'll come up with one to suit the situation.I consider myself charming and friendly to those around me. Always making the first attempt to put one at ease with my savoir-faire. I display the utmost tact when faced with a demanding situation buta die hard procrastinator...thirty and in college. So, I took a break. I'm somewhat of a drifter in that I have trouble staying in one place for too long...it's not that I get bored with a place, I don't want to become stagnate. If you ask my friends about me they will agree that I'll go out of my way to help them at any cost.If you ask my folks about me they'll tell you I'm a saint...a lazy saint.My sister will tell you I'm shallow but I'd say "selective". As far as what ex-girlfriends would say...well, you'll just have to wait until I break up with you. I'm kidding.I could write much more in this section but I think I've given you enough info to digest. If there's anything else you want to know about me, you're just going to have to ask me yourself...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You!

Music:

Admiral Bailey,Aphex Twin, Astrud Gilberto, Augustus Pablo,Bad Brains, Bad Manners, Barrington Levy, Bebel Gilberto, Black Uhuru, Brigitte Bardot, Charles Mingus, Cocoa Tea, Curtis Mayfield, Eek-A-Mouse, Fatal Bazooka, Fatboy Slim, Frank Zappa, Fugazi, George Acosta, George Benson, Gilberto Gil, Harold Melvin and The Bluenotes, Big Bill Broonzy, Joe Walsh, John Coltrane, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Cash, Johnny Guitar Watson, Kraftwerk, Kool Keith, Lee Scratch Perry, Long Beach Dub All Stars, Dr. Dubinstine, Kanye West, Matisyahu, Memphis Slim, Meters, Michigan and Smiley, Miles Davis, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Mississippi John Hurt,Mr. Scruff, Muddy Waters,Robert Johnson, Portishead, Serg Gainsbourg, Sergio Mendes, Sister Nancy, Stan Getz, Steel Pulse, Charlie Byrd Parker, SuperCat, Sussie 4, T-Bone Walker, Racounters, Velvet Underground, Yellowman, John Lee Hooker, Billy Holiday, Bob Marley, Blues Explosion, Daft Punk, Mystic Roots, New Young Pony Club, Phoenix, Prince, Shuggie Otis, Dead Kennedys, 311, Afrika Bambaataa, Alpha Blondy, Al Green, Jimi Hendrix, B-52's, Basement Jaxx, Beatles, Ben Harper, Bootsie Collins, Black Sabbath, Black Eyed Peas, Brand New Heavies, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, Son House, Chemical Brothers, Common, Danni Minogue, Kylie Minogue, Bave Brubeck, David Bowie, Dead Milkmen, Dean Martin, Del Tha Funky Homosapien, N.E.R.D., Grateful Dead, Hank Williams, Lucinda Williams, Louie Armstrong, Loudon Wainwright, Rufus Wainwright, Minor Threat, Phish, Nine Inch Nails, Peter Tosh, Paul Van Dyk, Pato Bantan, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Slightly Stoopid, Sonic Youth Sublime, Talib Kweli, Tenacious D, Beatnuts, Strokes, Teddy Pendergrass, Trouble Funk, Funkadelic,Weezer, Bad Brains, Bad Manners, Blackalicious, Clutch, David Axelrod, Les Baxter, Gill Scott-Heron, Madness,Pixies, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, The Specials, T.V. On The Radio, Leadbelly, Blackalicious ....And hundreds more worth mentioning but this is the cream.

Movies:

History of the World part I

Television:

Current Favorite: Frisky Dingo

Books:

"Readers are plentiful, thinkers are rare"....I don't read as often as one should, I write. When I do read it could be anything, like your phone number on the bathroom stall, "Choose Your Own Adventure", Bartletts familiar quotations, Voltaire, T.S. Elliot, any poetry, Phantom of the Tollbooth, Keats,Khalil Gibran,Thoreau, H.G. Wells.I admit I have judged a few books by there cover.

Heroes:



My Blog

How To Keep A Woman...by...What About Red?

First off, upon entering the relationship,you must realize that the time you spendwith her in the present, that alone is a gifttherefore, cherish each moment and make it lastbecause once shes gone, sh...
Posted by IM AWESOME on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST

I'm Your Puppet, No Strings Attached

The trap is set, all I do is wait I'm sure he'll call, hes in a fucked up stateI know he will, he always did before. treat him so bad and he comes back for more.No matter what I do, it is I  he'l...
Posted by IM AWESOME on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:57:00 PST

In The Garden Of No Regard

So many things racing through my mindLost in the garden, myself I could not find Chillin with cats who dont know any better wasting precious time, spending up all my chedder Playing dice with the dev...
Posted by IM AWESOME on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:42:00 PST

So Faithfull You'll Need A Protective Order

Yeah I said it, When is the time to call it quits? When you go over your girlfriend's house with whom you had a fight ten days earlier and some chubby squack is in bed with her...not me... I forgive...
Posted by IM AWESOME on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST

Survey About Self

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Khalil Birthday:October 17 76'Birthplace:Cheverly MDCurrent Location:Lanham MDEye Color:BlueHair Color:Brown but shavenHeight:5'7"Right Handed or Left Handed:am...
Posted by IM AWESOME on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:34:00 PST