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Brandon Ö¿Ö¬

God Does not cry for the dead... he cries for the living that must carry on

About Me


I'm a professional geek. Many ask me what is a professional geek?

Well I'm a tinkerer, a techie, a builder, a hacker, a fabricator, a deconstructionist, a DIY enthusiast, a maker, a baker or even a candlestick maker. I have a compelling desire to understand how something works. I'm not content with LED status lights and plastic casings - I *need* to see the wiring and to understand which types of integrated circuits are being used (digital or mixed signal?). My fingers show soldering iron scars. I have a shoebox filled with capacitors and inductors. I know how to build it back bigger, better, and stronger. But most importantly, I void warranties, and I'm damn good at it.

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***Caution***

The following website contains discretion. Viewer nudity is advised.

No trees were harmed in the posting of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were inconvenienced.

Do not read this profile if you are pregnant, nursing, or may become pregnant. Common side effects include: a marked improvement of your golf swing, and a big smile.

If you experience a condition known as priapism (an erection lasting longer then 4 hours) you are probably gay. If not completely satisfied with the first paragraph, the next one is free.


I got my personal website up and running check it out
Check out my website www.brandons.info
I'm still working on it but it's up and running

Now Go Away Before I Replace You With A Very Small Shell Script! =P

My Interests

Their are days I can relate to this.

I'd like to meet:

For those who don't know a good part of my heritage is Scottish and when I saw these videos I was on the floor laughing.

Robin Williams - Golf

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I don't know if this is tallent or a missplaced youth

Quick Undress

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I do not know why but every time I see this video I laugh

The Best thing you can do with a MAC


Heroes:


Stewie

My Blog

Some more totaly random stuff.

If you are reading this you will soon notice that this is nothing more than a game of pick-up sticks played by a fuckn' lunatic If you can get past the randomness of what goes through my head onto t...
Posted by Brandon Ö¿Ö¬ on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:28:00 PST

Something totally random

~ Wishing ~   I wish that you could hear the words I do not say I wish that I could read your heart. It's hard to let people in once you're broken It's hard to remember what I wanted to stay So...
Posted by Brandon Ö¿Ö¬ on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:24:00 PST

~~~~ I dont want to face the world today ~~~~

I don't want to face the world today I just want to lie here till I'm dead and gone I would like to stay here till civilization crumbles and the earth explodes The stars fall and the universe collaps...
Posted by Brandon Ö¿Ö¬ on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:53:00 PST

~~~~ They are so good at it ~~~~

Eyes delight Charm. Lure. Crush. Leave me lingering... Leave me dreaming&        &nb sp;         &nb sp;   ...
Posted by Brandon Ö¿Ö¬ on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:51:00 PST

~~~~ Can I say it yet? ~~~~

I don't know how I feel Is this fake, or is this real? All this time I thought I'd forget The emotions I knew id regret Right now let's just wait and see Id rather that you were here with me I don't ...
Posted by Brandon Ö¿Ö¬ on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:49:00 PST

~~~~ Free ~~~~

The Silence is slowly broken by music soft and slow She begins her dance, causing others to stop Every eye looks to rest on the partner less dancer She moves in a small area to not be a burden Thoug...
Posted by Brandon Ö¿Ö¬ on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:47:00 PST

~~~~ Waiting ~~~~

I'm waiting on my angel. I hope she won't be long. I've been waiting For you, my whole life. Feels like forever. Sometimes it feels, Like you'll never find me. Like I'll be alone, And never feel...
Posted by Brandon Ö¿Ö¬ on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:43:00 PST

The Zen of Sarcasm

01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.     Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.     Do not walk beside me either.    Just prett...
Posted by Brandon Ö¿Ö¬ on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:48:00 PST

Reflections on life

     Life is a series of romantic interludes and devastating heartbreaks. Love is found in small moments or big events. Love is fleeting, or love is eternal. Love is quick and forg...
Posted by Brandon Ö¿Ö¬ on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:19:00 PST

How I plan to get into Heaven....

I'll run in and out of heavens gate slaming it shut behind me very time until St. Peter says, "For Heaven's Sake; Come in or stay out!"
Posted by Brandon Ö¿Ö¬ on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:09:00 PST