I'm a professional geek. Many ask me what is a professional geek?
Well I'm a tinkerer, a techie, a builder, a hacker, a fabricator, a deconstructionist, a DIY enthusiast, a maker, a baker or even a candlestick maker. I have a compelling desire to understand how something works. I'm not content with LED status lights and plastic casings - I *need* to see the wiring and to understand which types of integrated circuits are being used (digital or mixed signal?). My fingers show soldering iron scars. I have a shoebox filled with capacitors and inductors. I know how to build it back bigger, better, and stronger. But most importantly, I void warranties, and I'm damn good at it.
***Benefits***
* Works up to 36 hours
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***Caution***
The following website contains discretion. Viewer nudity is advised.
No trees were harmed in the posting of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were inconvenienced.
Do not read this profile if you are pregnant, nursing, or may become pregnant. Common side effects include: a marked improvement of your golf swing, and a big smile.
If you experience a condition known as priapism (an erection lasting longer then 4 hours) you are probably gay. If not completely satisfied with the first paragraph, the next one is free.
I got my personal website up and running check it out
Check out my website www.brandons.info
I'm still working on it but it's up and running
Now Go Away Before I Replace You With A Very Small Shell Script! =P