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JelloSquat

I was born modest; not all over, but in spots --S. Clemens

About Me

(I dont often frequent Myspace. If you need to get ahold of me, IM me [email protected])

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/08/04

My Interests

Damn, are you people nosey or what!?

I'd like to meet:

Christ; I have a lot of questions to ask...

Music:

Anything but Country and Hip-Hop

Movies:

"Ill get you my pretty; and your little dog too!"

"To all of you;All of you phonies, all of you two-faced friends...you sycophantic suck-ups who smile through your teeth at me; please, leave me in peace."

"Were gonna explode? I Don't wanna explode."

"You didn't just drink that, did you?...That's not good! That's nitroglycerin...Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything. Except, maybe, pray..."

"[violent sneeze]! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

"I know what this is. This is an espresso machine. No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker. It is a water heater?"

"Freedom is not free, it requires great sacrifice. The price is paid in blood."

"The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I."

Heroes:

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself." - Salvador Dali