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About Me

some day i hope to be this happy...
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1. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention jason petzold.
2. Over 46,000 pieces of jason petzold float on every square mile of ocean!
3. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted jason petzold!
4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of jason petzold!
5. Jason petzold will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
6. Jason petzold is the largest of Saturn's moons.
7. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of jason petzold.
8. Jason petzold will often glow under UV light.
9. The opposite sides of jason petzold always add up to seven.
10. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of jason petzold in a day.

My Interests

Pope Boniface VIII sent a messenger to Giotto with a request for samples of his work. Giotto dipped his brush in red and with one continuous stroke painted a perfect circle. He then assured the messenger that the worth of this sample would be recognized. When the pope saw it, he "instantly perceived that Giotto surpassed all other painters of his time."

I'd like to meet:

myself.
people who know 'garden state' was crap.
people who know D'yer Mak'er is not pronounced "die-err maker"
some wind to get me sailing.

Music:

Miles Davis said "there's only two types of music in the world...good music and bad music."
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and THE WATERMARKS

Movies:

new fanangled moving pictures.

Television:

sometimes. simpsons. stargate. family guy. home movies. its always sunny in phil.

Books:

My book is called The Knowledge Of Man...at Chapter 1 it starts over again...
for some reason I've always liked to read more than one book at once...currently
Songbook - Hornby
The Four Loves - Lewis
Signposts in a Strange Land: Essays - Percy

Heroes:

dont want to be.

My Blog

i am the moon.

i have seen 3 movies with 'sunshine' in the title recently.1. sunshine. really beautiful. amazing music. too bad the last 10 minutes turn into a slasher flick. despite that, da...
Posted by Jason Awesome on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:30:00 PST

we are all made of stars

go get the new stars album..."in our bedroom after the war" not only is it a fantastic album...not only does it include a kick ass hour long dvd of interviews and live stuff, but it has the cool...
Posted by Jason Awesome on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:36:00 PST

start a war.

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Posted by Jason Awesome on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:13:00 PST

a videooo

Houston is filled with promiseLaredo's a beautiful place.Galveston sings like the song that I love with meanings that I can't erase....
Posted by Jason Awesome on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:28:00 PST

spam

i think i have finally received the perfect piece of spam...the most funny one at least."Your penis is no thicker than a toothbrush. Gain some girth with Penis Enlarge Patch."and that is how the inter...
Posted by Jason Awesome on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:15:00 PST

random....

so i was looking online to see what songs were in the charts the day i was born. i came across this random site that this lady made. the site has all her old diary entries from when she was a kid....
Posted by Jason Awesome on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST