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jazzyfresh

I'm only now realizing how much I love falling in love...and that I'm potentially lactose intolerant

About Me

i'm just your average 7-year-old trapped in a 23-year-old's body. i can't talk about sex without blushing. i cry when I watch the Lion King. i love bright pink and those hair things that our moms made us wear when we were little (the ones with the two little plastic balls on the ends.) i still get butterflies, but now only around a certain someone. up until last year i still stood on my dad's feet when we slo-danced, and i'd give my left pinkie for a chance to do that just one more time.

My Interests

drunken poker tournaments at 3am on a sunday morning. cooking. crossword puzzles. yoga. sleeping. tattoos.

I'd like to meet:

your mom. johnny depp. and whoever makes all the cosmic decisions that folks like to attribute to the j.c.

Music:

anything with passion, not that bubblegum bullshit...

Movies:

gimme some originality and i'll give you my undivided attention for 2 and a half hours or less. i will watch any movie with johnny depp in it....he's vicious.

Television:

i adore shows that piss me off...if you watch heroes or lost you're smellin what i'm steppin in

Books:

i have my series of mind candy: most notably ms. janet evanovich; but prefer non-fictional exposes on the state of the world today, tomorrow, and yesterday; any book by shel silverstein; and these days, mostly journalism textbooks

Heroes:

all those who have lived everyday as if it were their last, and who have loved with reckless abandon. the man you always told me to "hit em back", "drive fast and reckless," and most importantly, "if it's not fun, don't do it," and lastly my Jared and his Dusty Dogs: we love and miss you.

My Blog

8 milk crates and a box

I look around at my life, compartmentalized, literally.  Most of it is in milk crates thanks to Mikey and Tony down at the Red Sea, the greatest corner store guys a girl could have.  If it w...
Posted by jazzyfresh on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:02:00 PST

Baby Danny!

That's right, I'm gonna be an auntie again and Darryl finally shot a winner.  I told him one in four aint bad.  That's right, it's a baby boy.  He's gonna be a Leo (yuck!)  Thank g...
Posted by jazzyfresh on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:24:00 PST

You know who you are...

It's crazy to me that so much has changed in the past three weeks.  The most obvious being, well, pretty much my entire life and my outlook on it.  What has really been disturbing has been t...
Posted by jazzyfresh on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:51:00 PST

Impatience, a heart of gold, and a table saw...

September 12th, a day that will live in infamy.... I don't think I have been cigarettless or beerless since.  After a year and half of fighting the good fight, my dad died a state over from wher...
Posted by jazzyfresh on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:28:00 PST

yeah buddy...

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Posted by jazzyfresh on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:52:00 PST

You ain't got nothin...

That's right, I beat my man two hands into a heads up game...what can I say?  I wanna be a rounder when I grow up...
Posted by jazzyfresh on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:36:00 PST

a formal public apology

alright, for all of those unfortunate enough to have spent last night with me, i have an entire evening's worth of apologies for you.  it could've been the lack of food intake, it could've been t...
Posted by jazzyfresh on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:35:00 PST

strawberries...he he

I always do these for shits and giggles, this one was great: (and true...;)   jasmine --[adjective]:Tasting like strawberries'How">http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=52">'How will you be def...
Posted by jazzyfresh on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:37:00 PST

do not read if you have not read/seen the davinci code/do not wish to...

you have been warned.... alright, pretty tight movie, strayed little from actual storyline. HOWEVER....i find it very interesting that this movie is based on one theme:  that jesus was just a reg...
Posted by jazzyfresh on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST

he he...i deliver pizzas for a living...

So I finally got a job that I've kept for more than two days.  Maybe it was the lack of tequila shots five hours prior to my 3rd shift, maybe it's that I have 15 dolares left in my bank account, ...
Posted by jazzyfresh on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:13:00 PST