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Sterling

that Sterling guy is a baggadouch!

About Me



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Name: sterling shanks
Birthday: 14jul81
Birthplace: san francisco
Current Location: san francisco
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'00''
Right Handed or Left Handed: south paw por vida!
Your Heritage: black
The Shoes You Wore Today: ken cole flippities
Your Weakness: cute girly smiles
Your Fears: spontaniously becoming ghetto
Your Perfect Pizza: gold cheese with diamond pepperonis
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live through it
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: the Republican theory on trickle down economics is to the proletariat a fiducially preposterous calumny
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn, still tied to the bedpost...
Your Best Physical Feature: take your pick ;)
Your Bedtime: when i get in or actually go to sleep?
Your Most Missed Memory: cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: jones
MacDonalds or Burger King: in n out
Single or Group Dates: as long as there are no other dudes, whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: cookies and cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: americano
Do you Smoke: nah
Do you Swear: like a bastard
Do you Sing: as long as no one's listening
Do you Shower Daily: oh you gotta!
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: how else am i gonna get a degree?
Do you want to get Married: haven't knocked anyone up yet
Do you belive in yourself: if i dont, ill go away
Do you get Motion Sickness: oh yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: sexxxay! :)
Are you a Health Freak: just a tad
Do you get along with your Parents: i luv my mammy and pappy
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: bass (really gotta get back into that)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have scotch in my IV right now
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope. no dope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no i havent.... but i shall soon
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sashimi me, baby!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: me? dumped? HA!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: unfortunately no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: what did i say was in my IV earlier?
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: i've been punched a couple times, never beaten
Ever Shoplifted: no and I'm sitcking to it
How do you want to Die: flipping my vet when im 115
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good person
What country would you most like to Visit: italy maybe?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: doesnt matter (within reason ;))
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: went digital, have about 4000 tracks on itunes
Number of Piercings: had 2 ear ones, but closed now
Number of Tattoos: 1 but its big, soon to be 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a good part of the last 6 years of my life. my friends know why.

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el presidente!! ..

Music:



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Movies:

Tickle Me Elmo On Fire



If you thought Furby in the microwave was disturbing, wait until you see the clip of Tickle Me Elmo. akira kurosawa's stuff, break a leg, life noir, y tu mama tambien, taxi driver, fight club, ghost in a shell, 25th hour, hannibal trilogy, snatch, quintin tarantino's stuff, memento, pi, to kill a mocking bird, whale rider, blade runner, city of god, bambi

Television:

the sopranos, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, sea lab 2021, venture bros., frisky dingo, history, tlc, discovery, pbs, etc.

Books:

dawkins, sagan, michael moore, dan brown, the onion, biographies of people cooler than me, gq, esquire, rolling stone, working on the classics one at a time, dr. seuss is the greatest of all time

Heroes:

if someone asks you "whats cool?", and your answer is anything else, you sir, are dead wrong.

My Blog

my name is Jesus Lopez

Ok. my phone apparently has a pretty good sense of humor because every time I try to dial out, I get Jesus Lopez's voicemail. I have no idea who this guy is, put apparently he has hijacked my phone. A...
Posted by Sterling on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST

dropped my ipod :(

I dropped my ipod and screamed like a little girl, in front of a group of little girls, and got laughed at by, yes, little girls. You might be curious as to what convinced me to write this self deprec...
Posted by Sterling on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:24:00 PST

funniest snl skit ever

had to move it, make room for pix & music on the main page. Going in tomorrow for my second interview for a job that I really want. Wish me luck :)AUTOPLAY="TRUE">...
Posted by Sterling on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:49:00 PST

The new math

New Conversion Table1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope4. Time between slipping on a pe...
Posted by Sterling on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:43:00 PST

the truth about myspace.....

You know its true....
Posted by Sterling on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:05:00 PST

69 things about me (can't believe I finished it)...

69 things about me ...1. Initials: S.L.S2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Nobody I can think of right now, but its on Bastille day (French independence) 3. Last thing you ate? A huuuuge...
Posted by Sterling on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:41:00 PST

5731271176!

Just in case you were wondering whats up with the 5731271176 thing, its Sterling in pager code. Remember pager code? I do. You dont? I dont care. Guess I had a nostalgic moment and thought it would be...
Posted by Sterling on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:37:00 PST

its true...

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful ...
Posted by Sterling on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 05:14:00 PST

Just a little blog I found

found on www.99percenttrue.com 8/31/2005 I Am A Terrorist Filed under: General site admin @ 1:47 pm OrHow I Threatened To Burn My Professor At The Stake .: Many of you by now have heard this...
Posted by Sterling on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 05:34:00 PST

flint...

yeah, i was bored. read that name in a squelch article, thought it was funny, ok? http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=980443404&v=14&a mp;i=6...
Posted by Sterling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST