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BEHOLD: THE SWAYBACK DESTINED FOR A MAYBACH. FALL IN LINE, BITCHES...ROYALTY IS COMING THRU.....START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>
~*~* Top 10 *~*~
---10 Firsts---
First Best Friend::: BRITTANY COLEMAN
First Screenname::: LOLA BUNNY 82 (BP)
First Pet Name::: KOEBE
First Piercing::: EARS
First Crush::: KID NAMED JOSH (WITH AN O!)
First CD::: PINK- CAN'T TAKE ME HOME
First School::: DANIEL BOONE ACCELERATED SCHOOL
First House Location::: 8243 MONTREAL DR
First Kiss::: BRANDON WATTS
First Car::: 96 TOYOTA CAMRY (LUCY)
---9 Lasts---
Last Time You Smoked::: WIT AL ON THE WAY TO O'FALLON LAST YEAR
Last Food You Ate::: SAUSAGE & ONION PIZZA
Last Car Ride::: TO THE U CITY POST OFFICE
Last Movie You Watched::: ROBIN HOOD (ANIMATED)
Last Phone Call::: MY MOM
Last CD You Listened To::: LIL WEBBIE
Last Bubble Bath You Took::: COUPLE DAYS AGO
Last Song You Listened To::: WEBBIE SUMTHIN
Last Words You Said::: I'M SO TIRED OF JEALOUS MUTHAFUCKAS
---8 Have-You-Evers---
Dated A Best Friend::: YESSIR
Been Arrested::: YUP
Been On TV::: COULDA, BUT, NO
Eaten Sushi::: NO, BUT DIANE WANTS TO CHANGE THAT
Cheated On Your B/F or G/F::: NOT MY AL BUD
Been On A Blind Date::: YEAH
Been Out Of The Country::: NOPE
Been In Love::: YES. OUCH.
---7 Things You Are Wearing---
1::: BLACK CAMISOLE
2::: BLACK H&M BUTTON-UP
3::: BLACK YOGA PANTS
4::: 3 BLACK NINE WEST BALLET FLATS
5::: 2 MY PERSONALIZED EARRINGS
6::: VICKY UNDIES
7::: RED ADD-A-BEAD (GO SEIFERT!)
---6 Things You've Done Today---
1::: DID CAILEY'S HAIR
2::: GOT HER DRESSED
3::: WENT TO SCHOOL & ACED MY FINAL!
4::: WENT TO THE POST OFFICE
5::: TALKED TO MY MAMA
6::: SEEN LIL LIL AL
---5 Favorite Things (not in any order)---
1::: A.L.'S EYES & CAILEY'S SMILES
2::: PURPLE
3::: FOOD
4::: SHOPPING SPREES
5::: COMEDY
---4 People You Most Trust---
1::: CAILEY
2::: LIL LIL AL
3::: MYSELF
4::: I
---3 Things You Want To Do Before You Die---
1::: BE NICE!
2::: GRADUATE AT LEAST LEVEL 3
3::: BE WEALTHY
---2 Choices---
Vanilla or Chocolate::: VANILLA
Hugs or Kisses::: KISSES
--1 Person You Want To See Right Now---
1::: EITHER OF THE LAST 2 AL'S
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BUT I'M GAY??

OK. HE GOSSIPS, ACCESSORIZES, AND GETS HIS HAIR 'DONE'. BUT HE CALLS ME GAY?? HMPH. THAT NIGGA WISH I WAS GAY, THEN THERE WOULD BE AN EXPLANATION AS TO WHY HIS BROADZ ARE CHECKIN FOR ME. HE LET HIS SO...
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