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THE PIT MONSTER

MOSH OR DIE!

About Me

From the deepest darkest voids of space long ago there came into existence the mighty deity of loud noises and swinging fists. the PIT MONSTER! lord of all things loud and brutal. Master of the breakdown, the anthropomorphic representation of the mosh pit. He thrives on those who play and mosh to this music. He is their Lord and they are his servants. Scene boys go before the mosh pit and offer themselves up as sacrifice to the Pit Monster. Frantically swinging their fist and kicking their legs. This is all done to appease the monster. Rejoice when you are injured, for that cut, bruise, and or bone fracture is a red badge of courage that is pleasing to the pit monsters sight. These concerts are nothing more then ceremonies to please the Pit Monster and to gain an individual blessing from him.

My Interests

Music:

Woe be those who displease the Pit Monster! for you shall face the wrath of the Pit Monster and the wild flailing fist of his servants! There are rules that must be followed to please him, break these and the concert shall go poorly for you.

Movies:

** Never straddle two lanes while driving to the show, or face the WRATH of the state police. and the the WRATH of the Pit Monster for missing the show. ** Always keep you ticket in you right back pocket, or face the WRATH of the Pit Monster! ** Never steal a friends ticket, or face the WRATH of the Pit Monster!

Television:

** If you offend your brother earlier in the day, you shall pay for it at the show and face the WRATH of the pit monster. ** One must always hop 3 times to the right before stomping or face the WRATH of the pit monster. ** Stealing money and merch from a band is dipleasing to the eyes of the pit monster, bands loosing money means they can't afford to travel to play show. no shows means no moshing, no moshing means you face the WRATH of the Pit Monster!

Books:

** Never listen to the band you are going to see the day of the show, or face the WRATH of the Pit Monster! ** Never wear a band t-shirt of the band you are seeing to the show, or face the WRATH of the Pit Monster! ** EMO, soft rock, and anything acoustic is displeasing to the Pit Monster, abstain from it as much as possible especially on the day of the show, or face the WRATH of the Pit Monster!