I'm ralph. I'm a beard. I like cheese, Karate, and poker.
I aspire to be a great bushy beard.
I devote myself to ridding the world of candarian demons and bears.
Loud music is the best music.
Every day Dan threatens to shave me but he always looses the firece game of rock'em sock'em robots we play to keep me or not.
DON'T DO DRUGS!