Member Since: 11/19/2005
Band Website: ...coming soon...
Band Members: Maury POVitch & The Anal Cyst's amazing name structure is built on a foundation of lies! Coincidentally resembling the rather unique name of a semi-popular Jewish talk show host, Maury POVitch is actually a manifestation based on a very real and very disaesed Brazillian transexual prostitute you could pick up at the truck stop were our founding fathers used to peddle intoxicants... The Anal Cyst has something to do with lesbians, surgery, grape-sized protusions and tequila martinis, more on that later....
Influences: You know, the greats...
Lee Harvey Oswald,
Tony (The Big Tuna) Arcado
& Chuckles Manson...
Sounds Like: Nails against a super-sexualized chalkboard careening through a trich-infested wastebasket... Only louder & more coherent...
Record Label: Sex 4 $ Music
Type of Label: None