Jay V

I'm not 1st class but I'm not white trash.I'm wild and a lil crazy too.Some girls don't like boys like me ahhhh but some girls do...I'm just a "normal" guy with a cool twist. I like dive bars with live bands especially if they have Guinness or New Castle on tap! I like REAL beer and Jeaggermiester baby!! none of this Budlight shit unless of course it's free. I like whole milk, vitamin D, not that fake ass 2% watered down non fat bullshit. I eat meat cuz i have teeth to do so, for now atleast. I shoot guns, i dont think guns kill people, i think people kill people. I ride the shit outa street and dirt bikes, i eat cereal for dinner and nuke up the old Taco Bell for breakfast. I curse like a horny drunken sailor. I could be cool and list every single band I know of like everyone else on here... but...I'm just not that cool.So all you get is SUBLIME, limp Bizkit, Jamiroquia and the Blood hound Gang. Dennis Leary said it best "if hooking up an animals brain to a car battery is going to save the human race from some disease, I have two things to say. The black is negative and the red is positive". but im totally a animal lover! so whatever fuck you too! I drive my car like a native fucken Californian; and flip you off when im on my bike for being a cell phone talking, no blinker using, non mirror checkin, hand waving sorry with a I love your country look on your face, mother fucker!!! I salute the american flag with as much pride and respect as a civilian can. I respect our borders, language and culture. I know good couldn't exsist without evil so i figure it must be good to be a lil bad sometimes. KARMA RULEZ ALL! I totally and COMPLETELY understand the meaning of LOYALTY and RESPECT. Fuck your money, can i trust your eyes and your handshake? I have the best, most real friends one could ask to have and do my best to give it back. i, myself and me spent 4 month in Eroupe with a backpack, camera and journal! went to 9 countries and amsterdam 3 times baby! most the rumors about france aint just rumors ppl! I met my now wife and we took off on an around the world adventure. We only made it half way and cut the trip short to come home and get married. we hit up Australia, New zealand, Fiji, Japan Thailand... and i still say NOR~CAL has the best pot! i also learned only in America does money talk.I am now trying to talk the wifey into buying a nice size ocean worthy boat to travel for literally a few years. AROUND THE WORLD THIS TIME! by boat! She's slowly warming to the idea but i doubt she'll fully be down for the cause. chicken shit! lol j/k Babe god. IF i die, i think i want my tombstone to read: return to sender so he can boldly go where he has never gone before...or, get well soon, i cant decide. if i ever become famous, plz refrain from acting like you use to know me back in the day. That goes for family too.
Some advice:if you give a man a match he'll be warm for a minute...but if you set him on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Play like an All Star, Party like a Rock Star, fuck like a Porn Star! simple rules to live by.
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said..no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever..and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry? and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty, you're beautiful, i dont want to be with you forever, i NEED to be with you forever, and i wouldn't cry if you walked away...i'd die.......i have finally met the woman that makes me feel like this....................... Thats basically the only person i wanted to meet in my life. I have no doubt in my heart that this thing called life has introduced me to her and you can bet your ass i did nothing less than carpe diem and marry her!!!
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