I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Let the random thoughts begin... I like sarcastic humor. I love trivia games. I hate sweets. I'm a morning person. I have never been described as a perky person. I stare at car accidents on the side of the road. I have a firm handshake. I suck at returning phone calls. I have tattoo regret. I play the piano. I fear failure more than I fear rejection. I drink coffee all day every day. I get annoyed when people don't type the right form of their/there/they're or your/you're or to/too. There is something glorious about the beach. I'm a sore loser. I am deathly afraid of spiders. I don't believe in destiny or soul mates. I like to gamble. I rarely remember my dreams. I love singing alone in the car like I'm a rockstar. I ramble when I'm nervous. Crying is just as importaint to the soul as laughing is. I love when boys kiss my forehead. I am an adrinaline junkie. I have the ability to entertain myself, I don't need people around me to do it. I love massages. Sincerity is the most redeaming quality a person can have. A first impression is all about the eye contact. I think it's sexy when a man stands up to me when I'm being bitchy or pushy. Oh- and I hate ginger..the shit tastes like soap.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristen, or KP depending on who you are.
Birthday: why...you plan on buying me a present?
Birthplace: the hospital.
Current Location: Why...you plan on stalking me?
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'7"- 5'10... depending on the shoes.
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: Not sure...still waiting for the DNA results.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Haven't gotten that far yet... still barefoot.
Your Weakness: Men with three nipples.
Your Fears: Your mom naked.
Your Perfect Pizza: The one being feed to me by a hottie.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not to die.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: None... I don't have IM.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the hell is that bitch with my breakfast?
Your Best Physical Feature: My arse
Your Bedtime: Since my mommy doesn't tuck me in anymore it's whenever I feel like it...gosh!
Your Most Missed Memory: Being in utero.
Pepsi or Coke: Uh- Is this comparing the beverage to the narcotic? I don't get it.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'd rather eat my own arm.
Single or Group Dates: Yes please!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Boring... how about Long Island Iced Tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Is this a racial question?
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't care if it's intaveneous...I'll take caffine anyway I can get it.
Do you Smoke: When I drink...like it's going out of style.
Do you Swear: No way...that shit is fucking rude.
Do you Sing: Not proffessionally...but I have been known to embarass myself from time to time.
Do you Shower Daily: Duh.
Have you Been in Love: I like to refer to it as silly phases.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that... got the t-shirt.
Do you want to get Married: If Derek Jeter asks...Sure.
Do you belive in yourself: No...I'm imaginary.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when the room starts spinning.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd do me.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm just a freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes! I love the rents.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them... As long as I'm indoors.
Do you play an Instrument: I'm pretty good with the skin flute.
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I believe in hugs, not drugs.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A few.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Eating a box would be pretty hard to digest.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I love everything about sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: The whole world is a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah right.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does a spa count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just glances at your boyfriend.
Ever been Drunk: Is a frog's ass water tight?
Ever been called a Tease: Perhaps.
Ever been Beaten up: No way...who wants to mess with these guns?
Ever Shoplifted: All the time when I was younger and crazier.
How do you want to Die: Post-coital would be a good way to go.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm a toys r us kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them...with the exception of Sierra Leone.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blues and greens are sexy as hell...
Favourite Hair Color: With dark hair.
Short or Long Hair: Short...but no baldies
Height: Taller then me.
Weight: No fat asses.
Best Clothing Style: I know it when I see it.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Enough.
Number of CDs I own: CD's are sooo 1995.
Number of Piercings: None anymore.
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret watching Gigli...I now feel dumber for having seen that movie.
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