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About Me

Ok...So, I am a firefighter in the Air Force as you can see...me and my fire dog and now my wife. Yes, I took the plunge! She is my life though! Uh, in October I am off to Minot, North fuckin Dakota...yeah, thats what I said! Anyway, the military is pretty cool, I guess...its easy anyway, but I love my job, for sure! Right now I am in Honduras...(dont ask me about this place)...and thats all thats going on right now...

My Interests

I CANT FUCKIN WAIT!!!

I'd like to meet:

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My People!!

Shaunna Naunna Naunna

Jimmy

Amber Face

Fluffer

Chilly Willy MASTER

GARBAGE

The HOSER

HAWAXICAN

Billy Alder

KRAUT

Mami Chula

Tits McGee

Furray Murray

SpolNutz

McNoggins

Killer

PYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!!

Blanco, the Black Guy

BIG WEBB

Crazy Asshole

Check 'em out....

Music:

HOMESICK (Pennywise)

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PUNK...! And some others...like, 311, Beastie Boys, Cake, The Femmes, Rehab...you know...

Movies:

I can quote the entire movie of Ace Ventura...Its my favorite of all time! I never laughed so damn hard through a whole movie as I did with this one...WHAT A CLASSIC!!!!

Television:

Well...lets see here...I grew up on Saved by the Bell!! I love the Simpson's, most 4 wheele drive shows, Everybody Loves Raymond, MAD TV, Stand up Comedy, and anything that makes me laugh!!

Books:

My favorite...

and thats about it

Heroes:

My Ma...she made me who I am today...without her, I would be a complete falure. And my best friends Mom (MOM #2...RIP)...she helped in molding me...I love them both so very much!!!

My Blog

Doin the 'Dues'....

OK...it seems that its my turn to say good-bye to all the folks that I've become so fond over the past year and a fuckin half...!!!! So, I will try my damnedest to remember you all and memories ...
Posted by D M F P on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST

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I am sorry to say that I had to finally pull my head out of my ass and take the nasty stories off of my page. They were amuzing while they were there, but they dont go so well with the whole mar...
Posted by D M F P on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST