My name is Mike.I was adopted by a Mexican family and I watch Nickelodeon.I like to sit behind bushes and throw rocks at cars.Im an avid door bell ditcher.Sometimes I call other countries and I ask if my mother is there.I love chicken adobo.I could eat it every day.I was born with webbed feet but I cant swim.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
I want to find a Russian with an arm. Someone that can teach me to swim and loves the smell of bacon.
Heroes:
My Mom because of the fight she has in her to get through the toughest times of her life!
