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Clayton

johnnyrandom

About Me

no blackouts in '06!
terror!
i'm not actually a real good person, and i figure it's only a matter of time before people aren't taking care of me and i die of exposure or some similar tragedy. but in the meantime i kiss good.

My Interests

reading, watching, drinking, music, people, modesty.

I'd like to meet:

nobody, i guess. drinkers, jumpers, fuckers. people i can yell things at. i don't want no substandard babies.

Music:

the things that are best to me are things that i think are meant, and sometimes things i think are funny or maybe cute because like for example the people in question are so earnest or sincere or maybe just weird, or often things that say things i like, and almost never things that make me want to dance even though dancing is pretty fun. EXAMPLES: the microphones/mount eerie, US maple, a silver mt zion and etc, godspeed you black emperor, destroyer, acid mothers temple, lightning bolt, smog, mf doom, scout niblett, resplendent, old time relijun, pavement, the animal collective, wooden wand, black dice, the boredoms, the dirty projectors, les savy fav, wolf parade, will oldham, frog eyes, neutral milk hotel, joanna newsom, xiu xiu

Movies:

groundhog day, the little prince

Television:

lawrence welk, cartoons

Books:

etc. johnny got his gun. i'm not sure anymore.

Heroes:

all my heroes are super

My Blog

destroy/be safe

1) i have had two things as a keychain, those things being the word "destroy" in rubber painted black and a little led flashlight given to me by a fire protection company that says "be safe" on it. i ...
Posted by Clayton on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:48:00 PST

animal collective + sunset rubdown

    so, i went to see the animal collective and it was about the same as last time: opening acts that were not good, and a good AC set that made a weird mixed crowd bounce and shake. in...
Posted by Clayton on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:55:00 PST

walk through shaolin after dark

or: rub on your tittiessittin around listening to hiphop in my bathrobe, thinking about whiskey, about to head downtownto get some unless something convinces me of faulty reasoning. laura left to go o...
Posted by Clayton on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:55:00 PST

battlefield earth

do harriers have a "munitions depleted" light? seems a bit wordy, doesn't it? one of the roughly 3 million reasons that this is (relative to cost, i guess) the worst movie of all time.i have caught my...
Posted by Clayton on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:52:00 PST

the beer i had for breakfast

so this guy came in to work and he wanted a weird back-room discontinued part, see, and he didn't even have an account, and we don't deal in cash, furthermore, which meanshe bought me a 6-pack.fucking...
Posted by Clayton on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:49:00 PST

excerpts from my journal

i was looking through a book i wrote in around the beginning of last year, and it is pretty strange. here are some excerpts. "excerpts" was very hard to type the first time but it gets easier. for som...
Posted by Clayton on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:28:00 PST

oh god so sick

all i do is take sinus medicine and naps. it's not like it's so bad, really. i mean, i'm not in horrible pain or extremely uncomfortable, it's pretty much just laying around blowing my nose, watching ...
Posted by Clayton on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 09:06:00 PST

anatomy of a productive day

here is a list of things that made my day pretty good. i got stuff done.1) filled out my insurance forms at work. money goes to tiny bro in case of my untimely demise, because i figure he could use th...
Posted by Clayton on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:39:00 PST

WASP

last night we saw 'hot fuzz'. it was really good, but i have some incidental observations that distracted me from the movie a little bit.ONEthere was a handicapped fellow sitting a row or so over my l...
Posted by Clayton on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:35:00 PST

don't think twice, it's alright

apparently alcohol just doesn't have what it did. it or i lost some magic. i suppose it was only a matter of time before all the terrible things i was prone to doing while under the influence out...
Posted by Clayton on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST