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Trevor Risk

The last twenty percent of my life is mostly backwash anyway.

About Me

"I showed my masterpiece to the grown-ups, and asked them whether the drawing frightened them. They answered me: 'Why should any one be frightened by a hat?' My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Attractive Jeopardy! contestants.

Music:

Only this:

Movies:

i want my own movie, so i can talk to the camera like Ferris Bueller.

Television:

i want my own television programme, so i can talk to the camera like Zack Morris.

My Blog

A Pornographic Memory

  A Pornographic Memory by Trevor Risk Kurt Dahle hates me. This is an umbrella statement I've completely decided upon before I even talk to the virtuoso drummer of the contemporary pop outfit T...
Posted by Trevor Risk on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 06:28:00 PST

St. Valentines Day Playlist

Here's the UNEDITED version of the Ion article entitled "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover" written by me.    When inviting the love interest over to your dwelling to show her you...
Posted by Trevor Risk on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:28:00 PST

Swing and a miss

So, i don't have a real job. i get turbo drunk and play songs for drunks and spend my daytimes indoors usually watching baseball. with this in mind, my reader must realize the amount of apathy that st...
Posted by Trevor Risk on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:31:00 PST